Trevor Dempsey

Trevor Dempsey
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Music
DJ Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, Tek-Nik, Eddie Halliwell, The Prodigy, Marco V, U2, Thin Lizzy, Coldplay, Rebel Hearts
Films/TV
All good gangster films and war films, The Matrix, Gladiator, Braveheart, The Terminator, Rambo, Rocky, Blazin' Saddles
Sports
Celtic F.C. / Borris - St. Kevin's F.C. / Munster R.F.C / Tipperary GAA / Moycarkey - Borris GAA
Scared Of
Kaliber or any other non-alcoholic drinks
Happiest When
Drinking myself stupid, Sleeping

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    • The Drinking Prayer

      Our Beer
      Which Art in Barrels
      Hallowed be thy drink
      Thy will be drunk
      I will be drunk
      At Home as it is in the Local
      Forgive us this day our daily spillage
      And forgive those who have spilled against us
      And lead us not into poncey wine tasting
      And deliver us from alco-pops
      For mine is the Guinness
      The Ale and the Lager
      Forever and Ever
      Barmen

      0 comentarios 658 días

    • Chuck Norris

      Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

      Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

      Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

      If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

      When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

      They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

      A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

      If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down

      Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

      Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.

      There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always.

      0 comentarios 932 días

    • Tommy Cooper

      Two fish swim into a concrete wall.

      One turns to the other and says "dam"

      >**********

      Two peanuts walk into a bar

      One was a salted.

      >**********

      A jump-lead walks into a bar.

      The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

      >**********

      A sandwich walks into a bar.

      The barman says, "Sorry - we don't serve food in here."

      >**********

      A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

      >**********

      A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
      beer please, and one for the road."

      >**********

      Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.

      The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant.

      >**********

      Two cannibals are eating a clown.

      One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

      >**********

      "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'.
      " That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
      "Is it common?"
      "It's not unusual."

      >**********

      Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly:

      "I was artificially inseminated this morning."

      "I don't believe you," said Dolly.

      "It's true, no bull!"

      >**********

      A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts.

      The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

      >**********

      Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

      One says, "I've lost my electron."

      The other says, "Are you sure?"

      The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

      >**********

      Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh#t before.

      >**********

      A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is
      there anything you can do for him?
      "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up
      and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says
      "I'm going to have to put him down."
      "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
      "No, because he's really heavy"

      >**********

      Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese and there are 5 people in
      my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad......or
      maybe my older brother Colin, or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu, but I'm
      pretty sure it's Colin.

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      I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
      any.

      >**********

      I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't
      reach the meat off the top shelf. And he said,
      "No, the steaks are too high."

      >**********

      My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.

      He was pulled in by a strong currant.

      >*********

      A man walks into doctor's office.

      "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc.

      "It's... um... well... I have five penises." replies the man.

      "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?"

      "Like a glove."

      >**********

      What do you call a fish with no eyes?

      A fsh

      >********

      Two fish are in a tank

      One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"

      >********

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    • Tek Nik
      Tek Nik


      Kinetic Time Again Folks :))

      Sat August 15th

      Trance, Hardstyle & Hard House

      We're back :D
      The Kinetic crew return to the Groody in Castletroy August 15th for what promises to be one of our best shows yet. Residents Socky, Bob.E, Millhouse & Jose are joined by regular guest Dermo Bateman and Tipp legends Tek Nik & Adam Corbett. The two Tipp lads are well overdue a visit to the Kinetic stage and are sure to prove to the crowd that they deserve the spot!

      Not much more to be said - if you've joined us before then you know the score, if not then come check us out and we guarantee you'll be impressed
      o_O       :D :D :D

      Doors 9pm - Management Reserves Right Of Admission
      Dress Code - NO TRACKSUITS OR CAPS!!! - Think Twice, Dress Nice
      Over 18's Event - NO ID - NO ENTRY.
      All are welcome but behave yourself!!
      (TO STOP RECEIVING THESE UPDATES REMOVE US FROM YOUR FRIENDS!!)

      hace 17 semanas
    • Patrick Lane
      Patrick Lane

      Trevis hows the form, its the same here tryen to get work isnt easy, last week i worked at the aiport with a spanner and screwdriver this week Im getten the right size shoe for women in david jones store. Its a handy job though you should see some of the women worken here. I might be back the airport in 2 weeks when they get another plane in. Il giv you a buzz this weekend..

      hace 25 semanas
    • Kegan
      Kegan

      Hulloo,
      Bonkers!

      hace 28 semanas
    • Rachel Wade
      Rachel Wade

      well trevor,apolgies 4 frying the head off ya sunday nite,i shudnt be allowed out...ha ha...oh god wat was i saying to ur cuzzin n the girlfriend...FLASHBACKS

      hace 34 semanas
    • Ben Brophy
      Ben Brophy

      young trev how ya keepin any news ya all set for the x mas.

      hace 49 semanas
    • Elaine
      luv Elaine

      U got dere 1st!!:D
      Didnt geta chance 2get on dis til now...sincere apologies!!!:L
      Was last nite ne gud after?

      hace 56 semanas
    • Patrick Lane
      Patrick Lane

      Trevis hows d form, u up to much scandle, i lost all numbers on my phone can u give me ring some time, sound...

      hace 56 semanas
    • John Tum
      John Tum

      Wel trev how u goin,oh aye stil here workin and drinkn. U ne plans on travelin again

      hace 58 semanas vía Mobile
    • Lucy Kearney
      Lucy Kearney

      Hey Trevor I just put up the pics of Rome if you want to rob them!

      hace 60 semanas
    • James Walshe
      James Walshe

      The head is shiny as always. Don't tell me you prefer Australia to Two-mile-borris MMMEEEWWW

      hace 60 semanas
    • Kegan
      Kegan

      CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS

      hace 61 semanas
    • Paul McEvoy
      Paul McEvoy

      Tell aw the huns farewell, we're all off to a Danish hotel.
      We'll stay way our pals in Villareal and we'll be welcomed in England as well.

      How you doing Demps?
      You going to Spain or what?

      hace 65 semanas
    • Paul Coffey
      Paul Coffey

      black trevor, black!!!!!!! here i was thinking i wud get a response worth reading,shud have known better,you should no better to,isur i dont resond to any fucker,i just had to bebo every tipp fucker i know!!! ha ha!!! no im comming home at xmas so cant afford it and any how ive every confidence after we win this one ill have plenty more all irelands to get to,even if we dont we know ye wont either,thats enough for me!!!!!!! smoke that one u bastard!!!!!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

      hace 66 semanas
    • Paul Coffey
      Paul Coffey

      well trev have you gotten over the absolute dominant display waterford handed down to ye on sunday,im sure you'l have an excuse,you always do,remember trev" 'black trevor,black" cmon the bla's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      hace 66 semanas
    • Tek Nik
      Tek Nik

      GV'S SUPERCLUB pres.

      Residents Night feat.

      Andy Richmond
      Tek Nik

      VERY SPECIAL GUEST
      Ewan Jones

      16th AUGUST
      GV'S DUNDRUM

      Admission 15 Euro.....

      Doors Open 10pm-2am

      hace 68 semanas
    • Caroline B
      Caroline B

      well trev have you recovered after the weekend, it was a goodin...

      hace 68 semanas
    • Xx Louise Xx
      Xx Louise Xx

      well trev how are u,how was ur weeknd in waterford another mad 1 :D :D

      hace 69 semanas
    • Niall Nolan

      U still alive! For F sake you made it out of the outback and what are you doin' with all that talent that I see you with!! So you back in Ireland? What you up 2? Eh no I wont give you my love!! SORRY!!

      hace 71 semanas