*when there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

*Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and
go back for more.

*Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

*Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Gregg. hows your day been?"

*Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, 'THATS MINE!!"

*Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

*Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

*Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play

*Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if
they can hear ticking.

*Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

*Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

*When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't
panic, they open again!"

*Swat at flies that don't exist.

*Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

*Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,

*Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

*Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.

*Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

*Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers

*Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

*Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

*Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, "I have new socks on".

*Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

*when the lift is very crowded stand in silence n suddenly declear "DOMINOS" n nudge the purson next 2 u causn a train reaction