Lewis A-S

i know it was like 2 months ago, but i'm still pretty angry that there wasn't an ending song to Skins Series 2!

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  • Male, 17, Luv 35
  • from Cranbrook
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  • Member since: September 2005
  • Last active: 16 weeks ago
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About Me

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The guy that licked a piece of mouldy chewing gum for 21 pence.
Me, Myself, and I
Hi everyone!!

I'm betting on the fact that u probably know me, but if you don't---

* I'm half english, quarter german, eighth indian, eighth fijian, with a sprinkle of spanish...

* I'm outgoing (i think) and i'm quite funny (i hope.)

* I have a gorgeous lovely adorable AWESOME girlfriend named Zoe Price! <3

* I don't like animal cruelty. However, i eat meat. Therefore, i am a hypocrite.

* I wanna be a writer/director/actor in the tv/film industry when i'm older, whilst simultaneously writing and illustrating my own books, and playing in a rock band. Somehow i don't think i'll manage all that, but at least i got a dream!

* My idols are... Johnny Depp and Jim Carey for the laughs, Russel Brand for the hair, Steve Irwin for telling me how to piss off animals, and Steve-O for all his hijinks on the Jackass show.

* I enjoy chatting, dancing, watching films, making films, writing stuff, drawing lots and lots of cartoons, and doing stunts on camera
The Other Half Of Me
Callum McColl

Callum McColl

Luk, here cums Callum &quot;Crabs&quot; McColl. Point, laugh

Music
The Young Knives / Calvin Harris / Beck / Eminem / Klaxons / Snoop Dogg / The Horrors / Linkin Park / Rolling Stones / Tenacious D / Kanye West / David Bowie / Red Hot Chili Peppers / The View / Franz Ferdinand / The Distillers / Jimi Hendrix / Frank Sinatra / The Feeling / Reel Big Fish / Orson / I PLAY: Bass guitar, sing sometimes, and i've tried my hand (or mouth) at acoustic/electric guitar, harmonica, bongo drums, keyboard and the kazoo- HAHA! No honestly i'm gonna bring back kazoo solos. If there ever were any...
Fave Films
Sideways, About A Boy, The Man With Two Brains, Cloverfield, Shawshank Redemption, Snow White (yeh i kno)...
Sports
Skiing (the only damn sport i'm good at, so i'll flaunt it.) Skateboarding, climbing, bit of footie i guess. Also, if scrounging money of my mates (and randomers) every breaktime counts as a sport, then i'm the fucking Cranbrook School champion!
Scared Of
Certain Girls / Spiders / Mayonnaise / Confrontation / The Dark / Death / AIDS / Chlamidia (i want kids!!)/ Random Boners / Kester's Hair (Barry) / Oh and also my mother when she's pre-menstrual.
Things I Love Doing
Zoe!!!, friends & family, chatting, drinking, eating, sleeping, playing bass, watching films, writing Stories, skating, shopping(no homo) playing Games...
Food & Drink
FOOD- Yo i lurve spicy stuff like thai, indian & moroccon and then a bit of chinese, or plain english and european stuff. I love cookies, chicken, noodles, POT noodles, curry, chips, pizza, and HARIBO! Also if Zoe was a food i would devour her.
DRINKS- Dooooctoooor Peeeepper!<3 Relentless too, Erm lemonade, coke, ginger beer-WAY! nething fizzy or fruity, beer(stella & kronenbourg) alcomapops & some champagne. Amaretto is tha best spirit ever.
My Lovelies
ZOE- Love you so much its stupid!
DAN- My main man for life!
BEN- I don't think we'll ever run out of things to talk about!
MIKE- You could turn any man gay!
WILL- We've got into a lot of sticky situations together! ooh, innuendo!
SIMON- My part-time counsellor!
HAYLEY- The greatest cousin i could ask for! shame u live on the other side of the world!
JAMES- We just wana have fun! unlike some band members i know... kidding!
ORI- Never go sane!
HOLLY- Audition buddies forever!
MILLIE- Despite your evident craziness, you understand me!
SAV & CIARA- You're basically the same person to me!
EMILY- Don't cheat on Mike!
HAMISH- Mate, get the peg removed! haha kidding!!
CAROLINE- ULB. Ultimate London Buddy.

BROKEBACKERS 4 LIFE!!! (or until we all get married)

Everyone else, i love you all! xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

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  • Sixth Entry- Top 16 Questions!

    Name the 16 ppl on your contact display and answer the questions about them

    1.Zoe
    2.Dan
    3.Mike
    4.Ben
    5.Will
    6.Callum
    7.Simon
    8.Ori
    9.Holly
    10.Jenny
    11.Emily
    12. Hamish
    13. Sav
    14.Abby
    15.Hayley
    16.Alex


    Have you ever kissed 6?
    THANKFULLY NOT! JEEESAAAS!

    Whats your favourite thing about number 13?
    THE WAY SHE TALKS CRAP BUT STILL MAKES SENSE

    What's the best memory you have of 9?
    BEST...THE AUDITION DAY WAS FUN. WORST...CRYING ON MY SHOULDER UNTIL IT LITERALLY HURT. HAHA!

    When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
    ARGH! IN ABOUT A YEAR!

    Is number 7 pretty?
    DUDE...HE'S A DUDE. BUT HELL YEAH.

    What was your first impression of number 8?
    OH SHE'S NICE, WHAT'S HER NAME AGAIN?

    How did you meet 3?:
    IN THE LUNCH QUEUE, DAY 1 OF CRANBROOK. HE DIDNT LIKE ME.

    Do you think 12 would kill someone?
    HAHA HE COULDN'T KILL A BEETLE!

    Is 13 your best friend?:
    WHY WUD NUMBER 13 BE Y BEST FRIEND?

    How long have you known number 13?
    3 YEARS

    Have you seen 1 naked?
    SURE HAVE

    Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
    NO, BUT IM SURE HE CUD CRUSH ME.

    What is the last thing you did with 6?
    ANAL.

    Would number 2 and number 12 make a good couple?
    HAHAHA....HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA...OOO
     H THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.

    Have you ever been to 3's house?
    AND WHAT A NICE HOUSE IT IS! AU PAIR! GET OUTA HERE!

    Have you ever slept in the same bed as 1?:
    YAAARP. SHE MAKES FUNNY SLEEPING NOISES.

    When's the next time you'll see 5?:
    NO IDEA!

    Are you real close to 11?:
    LETS SAY ITS MORE OF A LOVE HATE THING///

    Have you ever kissed 16?
    I HAVENT HAD THE PLEASURE

    Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
    THINK I HAVE...

    What's number 2's house like?
    WOODEN

    Have you ever been angry with 12:
    FEW TIMES, BUT HE'S BEEN ANGRY WITH ME WAY MORE!

    Would you ever make a move on no.10?
    I DONT CHEAT.

    What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
    GIRLS.

    Do you ever talk to 14?
    WELL DUH.

    --About Them All--

    Have You Ever-

    Hurt Someone On Your Top 16?:
    PROBABLY

    Kissed Someone On Your Top 16?:
    YEP

    Had Sex With Someone On Your Top 16?:
    NAH

    Had A Crush On Someone On Your Top 16?:
    YES!

    Have More Boys Than Girls On Your Top 16?:
    HALF N HALF...IF UR SAYING CALLUM IS A DUDE.

    Slapped Someone On Your Top 16?:
    OH C'MON OF COURSE I HAVE!

    4 Comments 857 days

  • Fifth Entry- The Experience Test

    Hey y'all i stole this test thang off mi cuzin but u still should do it and please dont lie otherwise u r a royal loser. The higher your score, the more experienced u are in life so far.

    LET'S DO IT!


    Level 1
    (x) Smoked A Cigarette
    (x) Smoked A Cigar
    () Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
    (X) Drank Alcohol

    SO FAR: 3

    Level 2
    (X) Are / Been In Love
    () dumped someone
    (x) Shoplifted
    () Been Fired
    (x) Been In A Fist Fight

    SO FAR: 6

    Level 4
    (X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
    (X) Skipped School
    ( ) Slept With A Co-worker
    (x) Seen Someone / Something Die

    SO FAR: 9

    Level 5
    (x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
    (x) Been To Paris
    (X) Been To Spain
    (X) Been On A Plane
    (x) Thrown Up From Drinking

    SO FAR: 14

    Level 6
    () Eaten Sushi
    (x) Been Snowboarding
    () Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
    (x) Been in a Mosh Pit

    SO FAR: 16

    Level 7
    ( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
    (x) Taken Pain Killers (Tylenol counts)
    (x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
    (X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
    (X) Made A Snow Angel

    SO FAR: 20

    Level 8
    (X) Had A Tea Party
    (X) Flown A Kite
    (X) Built A Sand Castle
    ( ) Gone mudding (offroading)
    (X) Played Dress Up

    SO FAR: 24

    Level 9
    (X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
    (X) Gone Sledging
    (X) Cheated While Playing A Game
    (X) Been Lonely
    () Fallen Asleep At Work / School

    SO FAR: 28

    Level 10
    (X) Watched The Sun Set
    () Felt An Earthquake
    () Killed A Snake

    SO FAR: 29

    Level 11
    (X) Been Tickled
    (X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
    () Been cheated on
    (X) Been Misunderstood

    SO FAR: 32

    Level 12
    (X) Won A Contest
    () Been Suspended From School
    (x) Had Detention
    (x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

    SO FAR: 35

    Level 13
    () Had / Have Braces
    () Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
    (x) Danced in the moonlight

    SO FAR : 36

    Level 14
    (X) Hated The Way You Look
    (X) Witnessed A Crime
    (x) Pole Danced
    (X) Questioned Your Heart
    (x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

    SO FAR: 41

    Level 15
    (X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
    (X) Been Lost
    (x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
    (X) Swam In The Ocean
    () Felt Like You Were Dying

    SO FAR: 45

    Level 16
    (x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
    (X) Played Cops And Robbers
    (X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
    (x) Sang Karaoke
    (x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

    SO FAR: 50

    Level 17
    (X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
    (X) Made Prank Phone Calls
    (x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
    () Kissed In The Rain

    SO FAR: 53

    Level 18
    (X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
    (x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
    (X) Blown Bubbles
    (x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere

    SO FAR: 57

    Level 19
    () Crashed A Party
    () Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
    (x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
    (X) Had A Wish Come True
    () Been Humped By A Monkey

    SO FAR: 59

    Level 20
    (x) Worn Pearls
    (x) Jumped Off A Bridge
    (X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
    () Swam With Dolphins..

    SO FAR: 62

    Level 22

    (x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
    () Kissed A Fish
    (x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
    (X) Sat On A Roof Top

    SO FAR: 65

    Level 23

    (X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
    (X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
    () Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
    (X) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about

    SO FAR: 68

    Level 24

    (X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
    (X) Climbed A Tree
    (X) Had/Been In A Tree House
    (X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

    SO FAR: 72

    Level 25
    (X) Believed In Ghosts
    () Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
    (x) Gone Streaking
    () Visited Jail

    SO FAR: 74

    Level 26
    () Played Chicken
    (X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
    (x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
    (x) Broken A Bone
    (X) Been Easily Amused

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  • Fourth Entry- The War Of The Bums!

    Okay, now if you haven't heard, Anna Cragg and Emma Cobbold both have Class A asses, but when pitted against each other, who has the best bum?

    Take my poll and vote for whose butt you admire the most. At the end of the year i'll delete this poll and we will have our winner!

    Get voting!

    xxx

    0 Comments 886 days

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How Long Can You Last In Bed?

Over 60 minutes

Damn...you really know how to work it and keep the heat up for a long time. You probably experiment and tease a lot. Your partner thinks you're a kinky bitch and loves doing it with you. You keep it coming and know how to make it fun. You really know how to pull an all-nighter and make it extra special. You get the caressing, teasing, and experimenting in all in night. It makes you even more irresistible and the sex even more intimate.

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60%  "An unlikely duo" -  Dan
"Just for fun!" - Recent Matches
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Will he get off my back, what is he? The soldering-iron police?



Oo you'd like my lip would'nt you, right round your bellend, if mr chippy doesnt get there first. Whats he gonna knock up.....a closet for you to hide in! You bumder!!!

Shut up Dad, you're such a fucking.........dildo.

I'll kill you, you fucking flatchested cocksucking spastic horsefucker!

Oh Look it's RoboCunt!!!

I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive

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Made By: Lewis A-S
Activities: Causing mischeif Pissing himself in public Throwing stone...
About: He's totally hot!
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Play with baby!
On Sun May 04 18:56:32 UTC 2008
Ahh Cute

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Which character from skins are you?


Cassie

you are a very compassionate, loving person While often ridiculed at ditzy, you are highly intelligent and a very complex character but have low self-esteem like cassie (who sufferd from anorexia,bolemia,drug addiction and attempted suicide)
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  • Kathryn Louise Hunt
    luv Kathryn Louise Hunt

    theyre up :)
    but the same ones from facebook lol

    x

    55 weeks ago
  • Cat Watson
    Cat Watson

    T'was nice to meet you yesterday (:
    even if it was for like, half an hour?
    (: haha.
    come see us again sooooon.
    xx

    55 weeks ago
  • Free Love
    Free Love

    ѕσ уσυ ωαит ѕσмє ℓσνє, єн؟ ι αℓωαуѕ gινє ℓσνє тσ ρєσρℓє ωнєи ι нανє ιт, ѕσмєтιмєѕ ι gινє ιт αωαу ωнєи ρєσρℓє ∂σит єνєи αѕк.

    57 weeks ago
  • SayuriT
    luv SayuriT

    How r u doing?

    59 weeks ago
  • Createanaccount
    luv Createanaccount

    why don't u accept me as a frienD!??
    :(

    ok....
    so..BesT wisheS!!
    BesT luK!

    takE my LoVe toDAy!!
    :)

    64 weeks ago
  • Hazzie.
    Hazzie.

    Yeah, sounds like SO much fun:)

    Yeah miss them all...
    OBVIOUSLY!

    umm my resluts were ok-ish, yours?

    i got..
    English - B
    Drama - B
    English Lit -C
    Additional Science - C
    Dance - C
    P.e - C
    Music - D
    R.P.E - D
    Maths - D


    you?

    65 weeks ago
  • Hazzie.
    Hazzie.

    Hello!
    how are you?
    Its Hazzie by the way (Y)
    you missing Zoe yet?
    Lol

    66 weeks ago
  • Hardy Zheng
    luv Hardy Zheng

    hello,nice to meet you.
    i think you're a good person.
    hope can be your friend.

    76 weeks ago
  • Pricey Babey
    luv Pricey Babey

    haii! = ]

    yerr...i had RE so i was busy with jews! - mustve missed ya! sozzah! have u got tonns of revision tomorrow??! = ] hope u had funn with jools! = ]

    love you!
    XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


    76 weeks ago
  • Vicky.Locking
    Vicky.Locking

    shush yo mush!!


    lol

    supp...?

    hows the umm...'STUDY leave'??
    lol

    ahem..!

    ZOE PRICE!

    hahahaha
    x

    78 weeks ago
  • Vicky.Locking
    Vicky.Locking

    hey lewis!1
    ur PARTAY is guna b a rite Rave.!

    lol
    xx

    79 weeks ago
  • Vicky.Locking
    Vicky.Locking

    heyhey lewis..

    officially loving brys invite down there...

    lol
    u probs hav nooo idea what im tlkin bout lol

    cya at ccf!
    xx

    79 weeks ago
  • Squeeze.
    luv Squeeze.



    Lewis :D

    Hows yuu?

    Wubu2?

    haven't spoken in ages :(

    Scribble Back

    Love You

    Have My Love coz I Love You ;)

    x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x


    x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x


    x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x

    80 weeks ago
  • Mike W-R
    Mike W-R

    hey man
    hav u seen our baby? hot!
    urs isnt bad either

    82 weeks ago
  • Squeeze.
    Squeeze.



    Haha

    thank yuu hun

    thank yuu lol

    yuur sooooo Cute in yuur toddler piccy bless yuu lol


    ly.x

    x.x.x.x.x.x

    82 weeks ago