Lewis A-S
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- Member since: September 2005
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- The guy that licked a piece of mouldy chewing gum for 21 pence.
- Me, Myself, and I
- Hi everyone!!
I'm betting on the fact that u probably know me, but if you don't---
* I'm half english, quarter german, eighth indian, eighth fijian, with a sprinkle of spanish...
* I'm outgoing (i think) and i'm quite funny (i hope.)
* I have a gorgeous lovely adorable AWESOME girlfriend named Zoe Price! <3
* I don't like animal cruelty. However, i eat meat. Therefore, i am a hypocrite.
* I wanna be a writer/director/actor in the tv/film industry when i'm older, whilst simultaneously writing and illustrating my own books, and playing in a rock band. Somehow i don't think i'll manage all that, but at least i got a dream!
* My idols are... Johnny Depp and Jim Carey for the laughs, Russel Brand for the hair, Steve Irwin for telling me how to piss off animals, and Steve-O for all his hijinks on the Jackass show.
* I enjoy chatting, dancing, watching films, making films, writing stuff, drawing lots and lots of cartoons, and doing stunts on camera
- Music
- The Young Knives / Calvin Harris / Beck / Eminem / Klaxons / Snoop Dogg / The Horrors / Linkin Park / Rolling Stones / Tenacious D / Kanye West / David Bowie / Red Hot Chili Peppers / The View / Franz Ferdinand / The Distillers / Jimi Hendrix / Frank Sinatra / The Feeling / Reel Big Fish / Orson / I PLAY: Bass guitar, sing sometimes, and i've tried my hand (or mouth) at acoustic/electric guitar, harmonica, bongo drums, keyboard and the kazoo- HAHA! No honestly i'm gonna bring back kazoo solos. If there ever were any...
- Fave Films
- Sideways, About A Boy, The Man With Two Brains, Cloverfield, Shawshank Redemption, Snow White (yeh i kno)...
- Sports
- Skiing (the only damn sport i'm good at, so i'll flaunt it.) Skateboarding, climbing, bit of footie i guess. Also, if scrounging money of my mates (and randomers) every breaktime counts as a sport, then i'm the fucking Cranbrook School champion!
- Scared Of
- Certain Girls / Spiders / Mayonnaise / Confrontation / The Dark / Death / AIDS / Chlamidia (i want kids!!)/ Random Boners / Kester's Hair (Barry) / Oh and also my mother when she's pre-menstrual.
- Things I Love Doing
- Zoe!!!, friends & family, chatting, drinking, eating, sleeping, playing bass, watching films, writing Stories, skating, shopping(no homo) playing Games...
- Food & Drink
- FOOD- Yo i lurve spicy stuff like thai, indian & moroccon and then a bit of chinese, or plain english and european stuff. I love cookies, chicken, noodles, POT noodles, curry, chips, pizza, and HARIBO! Also if Zoe was a food i would devour her.
DRINKS- Dooooctoooor Peeeepper!<3 Relentless too, Erm lemonade, coke, ginger beer-WAY! nething fizzy or fruity, beer(stella & kronenbourg) alcomapops & some champagne. Amaretto is tha best spirit ever. - My Lovelies
- ZOE- Love you so much its stupid!
DAN- My main man for life!
BEN- I don't think we'll ever run out of things to talk about!
MIKE- You could turn any man gay!
WILL- We've got into a lot of sticky situations together! ooh, innuendo!
SIMON- My part-time counsellor!
HAYLEY- The greatest cousin i could ask for! shame u live on the other side of the world!
JAMES- We just wana have fun! unlike some band members i know... kidding!
ORI- Never go sane!
HOLLY- Audition buddies forever!
MILLIE- Despite your evident craziness, you understand me!
SAV & CIARA- You're basically the same person to me!
EMILY- Don't cheat on Mike!
HAMISH- Mate, get the peg removed! haha kidding!!
CAROLINE- ULB. Ultimate London Buddy.
BROKEBACKERS 4 LIFE!!! (or until we all get married)
Everyone else, i love you all! xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
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Sixth Entry- Top 16 Questions!
Name the 16 ppl on your contact display and answer the questions about them
1.Zoe
2.Dan
3.Mike
4.Ben
5.Will
6.Callum
7.Simon
8.Ori
9.Holly
10.Jenny
11.Emily
12. Hamish
13. Sav
14.Abby
15.Hayley
16.Alex
Have you ever kissed 6?
THANKFULLY NOT! JEEESAAAS!
Whats your favourite thing about number 13?
THE WAY SHE TALKS CRAP BUT STILL MAKES SENSE
What's the best memory you have of 9?
BEST...THE AUDITION DAY WAS FUN. WORST...CRYING ON MY SHOULDER UNTIL IT LITERALLY HURT. HAHA!
When's the next time you're gonna see 4?
ARGH! IN ABOUT A YEAR!
Is number 7 pretty?
DUDE...HE'S A DUDE. BUT HELL YEAH.
What was your first impression of number 8?
OH SHE'S NICE, WHAT'S HER NAME AGAIN?
How did you meet 3?:
IN THE LUNCH QUEUE, DAY 1 OF CRANBROOK. HE DIDNT LIKE ME.
Do you think 12 would kill someone?
HAHA HE COULDN'T KILL A BEETLE!
Is 13 your best friend?:
WHY WUD NUMBER 13 BE Y BEST FRIEND?
How long have you known number 13?
3 YEARS
Have you seen 1 naked?
SURE HAVE
Do you think 5 has a crush on you?
NO, BUT IM SURE HE CUD CRUSH ME.
What is the last thing you did with 6?
ANAL.
Would number 2 and number 12 make a good couple?
HAHAHA....HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA...OOO
H THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.
Have you ever been to 3's house?
AND WHAT A NICE HOUSE IT IS! AU PAIR! GET OUTA HERE!
Have you ever slept in the same bed as 1?:
YAAARP. SHE MAKES FUNNY SLEEPING NOISES.
When's the next time you'll see 5?:
NO IDEA!
Are you real close to 11?:
LETS SAY ITS MORE OF A LOVE HATE THING///
Have you ever kissed 16?
I HAVENT HAD THE PLEASURE
Have you ever been to the movies with 8?
THINK I HAVE...
What's number 2's house like?
WOODEN
Have you ever been angry with 12:
FEW TIMES, BUT HE'S BEEN ANGRY WITH ME WAY MORE!
Would you ever make a move on no.10?
I DONT CHEAT.
What do you and number 4 talk about the most?
GIRLS.
Do you ever talk to 14?
WELL DUH.
--About Them All--
Have You Ever-
Hurt Someone On Your Top 16?:
PROBABLY
Kissed Someone On Your Top 16?:
YEP
Had Sex With Someone On Your Top 16?:
NAH
Had A Crush On Someone On Your Top 16?:
YES!
Have More Boys Than Girls On Your Top 16?:
HALF N HALF...IF UR SAYING CALLUM IS A DUDE.
Slapped Someone On Your Top 16?:
OH C'MON OF COURSE I HAVE!4 Comments 857 days
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Fifth Entry- The Experience Test
Hey y'all i stole this test thang off mi cuzin but u still should do it and please dont lie otherwise u r a royal loser. The higher your score, the more experienced u are in life so far.
LET'S DO IT!
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette
(x) Smoked A Cigar
() Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(X) Drank Alcohol
SO FAR: 3
Level 2
(X) Are / Been In Love
() dumped someone
(x) Shoplifted
() Been Fired
(x) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR: 6
Level 4
(X) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(X) Skipped School
( ) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 5
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
(x) Been To Paris
(X) Been To Spain
(X) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 14
Level 6
() Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
() Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit
SO FAR: 16
Level 7
( ) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Tylenol counts)
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(X) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(X) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 20
Level 8
(X) Had A Tea Party
(X) Flown A Kite
(X) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding (offroading)
(X) Played Dress Up
SO FAR: 24
Level 9
(X) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(X) Gone Sledging
(X) Cheated While Playing A Game
(X) Been Lonely
() Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO FAR: 28
Level 10
(X) Watched The Sun Set
() Felt An Earthquake
() Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 29
Level 11
(X) Been Tickled
(X) Been Robbed / Vandalized
() Been cheated on
(X) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 32
Level 12
(X) Won A Contest
() Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 35
Level 13
() Had / Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 36
Level 14
(X) Hated The Way You Look
(X) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(X) Questioned Your Heart
(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 41
Level 15
(X) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(X) Been Lost
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(X) Swam In The Ocean
() Felt Like You Were Dying
SO FAR: 45
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(X) Played Cops And Robbers
(X) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 50
Level 17
(X) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(X) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
() Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 53
Level 18
(X) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(X) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
SO FAR: 57
Level 19
() Crashed A Party
() Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(X) Had A Wish Come True
() Been Humped By A Monkey
SO FAR: 59
Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(X) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins..
SO FAR: 62
Level 22
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
() Kissed A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(X) Sat On A Roof Top
SO FAR: 65
Level 23
(X) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(X) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(X) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
SO FAR: 68
Level 24
(X) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(X) Climbed A Tree
(X) Had/Been In A Tree House
(X) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 72
Level 25
(X) Believed In Ghosts
() Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
(x) Gone Streaking
() Visited Jail
SO FAR: 74
Level 26
() Played Chicken
(X) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
(x) Broken A Bone
(X) Been Easily Amused
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Fourth Entry- The War Of The Bums!
Okay, now if you haven't heard, Anna Cragg and Emma Cobbold both have Class A asses, but when pitted against each other, who has the best bum?
Take my poll and vote for whose butt you admire the most. At the end of the year i'll delete this poll and we will have our winner!
Get voting!
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Will he get off my back, what is he? The soldering-iron police?

Oo you'd like my lip would'nt you, right round your bellend, if mr chippy doesnt get there first. Whats he gonna knock up.....a closet for you to hide in! You bumder!!!


Shut up Dad, you're such a fucking.........dildo.


I'll kill you, you fucking flatchested cocksucking spastic horsefucker!

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Cat Watson55 weeks agoT'was nice to meet you yesterday (:
even if it was for like, half an hour?
(: haha.
come see us again sooooon.
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Free Love57 weeks agoѕσ уσυ ωαит ѕσмє ℓσνє, єн؟ ι αℓωαуѕ gινє ℓσνє тσ ρєσρℓє ωнєи ι нανє ιт, ѕσмєтιмєѕ ι gινє ιт αωαу ωнєи ρєσρℓє ∂σит єνєи αѕк.
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Createanaccount
why don't u accept me as a frienD!??
ok....
so..BesT wisheS!!
BesT luK!
takE my LoVe toDAy!!
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Hazzie.65 weeks agoYeah, sounds like SO much fun
Yeah miss them all...
OBVIOUSLY!
umm my resluts were ok-ish, yours?
i got..
English - B
Drama - B
English Lit -C
Additional Science - C
Dance - C
P.e - C
Music - D
R.P.E - D
Maths - D
you?
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Hazzie.66 weeks agoHello!
how are you?
Its Hazzie by the way (Y)
you missing Zoe yet?
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76 weeks ago
Pricey Babey
haii! = ]
yerr...i had RE so i was busy with jews! - mustve missed ya! sozzah! have u got tonns of revision tomorrow??! = ] hope u had funn with jools! = ]
love you!
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Vicky.Locking78 weeks agoshush yo mush!!
lol
supp...?
hows the umm...'STUDY leave'??
lol
ahem..!
ZOE PRICE!
hahahaha
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Vicky.Locking79 weeks agohey lewis!1
ur PARTAY is guna b a rite Rave.!
lol
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Vicky.Locking79 weeks agoheyhey lewis..
officially loving brys invite down there...
lol
u probs hav nooo idea what im tlkin bout lol
cya at ccf!
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Squeeze.
Lewis
Hows yuu?
Wubu2?
haven't spoken in ages
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Love You
Have My Love coz I Love You
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Mike W-R82 weeks agohey man
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Squeeze.82 weeks ago
Haha
thank yuu hun
thank yuu lol
yuur sooooo Cute in yuur toddler piccy bless yuu lol
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