yeah u dont smell too hot ur slef u looser

no, not in australia, in cornwall. im k, howz u? done much intrestin recently?

The most important thing we've learned,
The most important thing we've learned,
So far as children are concerned,
Is never, NEVER, NEVER let
Them near your television set
Or better still, just don't install
The idiotic thing at all.

Never Ever Let Them
Never Ever Let Them
Ooh Ooh
Never Ever Let Them

It rots the senses in the mind!
It kills Imagination dead!
It clogs and clutters up the mind!
It makes a child so dull and blind!
So Dull So Dull !
He can no Longer understand
A fairytale and a fairyland!
A Fairyland a Fairyland!
His brain becomes as soft as cheese!
His powers of thinking rust and freeze!
He cannot think he only sees!

He only Sees
He only Sees

Regarding little Mike Teavee,
We very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back his height.
But if we can't it serves him right."

i agree with will
btw that wasnt ur que 2 sing me a song!!
hows life in the factory my darling?? xx

gay,gay,gay

wanka , wanka , wanka ,wanka ,wanka .............. wanka

leave me alone u stalker

ur such a dong head lol no1 likes u get a life whats the poit in makin up a fake charector its soo pathetic

omg who is this u talk like a complete cock

yes i am being evil to u ......... who calls some1 a gay ass u wank shaft

fuk u man gud luk to ya

caus the way u write ur fukin coments sunds gay thts why i wrote it man and im not gay im a dude and an emo man rok on

Veruca Salt, the little brute,
Has just gone down the garbage chute
And She will meet as she descends
A rather different set of friends
A rather different set of friends
A rather different set of friends
A fish head, for example, cut
This morning from a halibut.
An oyster from an oyster stew,
A steak that no one else would chew,
And lots of other things as well,
Each with a rather horrid smell.
horrid smell
These are Veruca's new found friends
That she will meet as she descends,
These are Veruca's new found friends
The one's who spoiler her
Who indeed?
Who pandered to her every need?
Who turned her into such a brat?
Who are the culprits? Who did that?
The guilty ones now this is sad
Dear Old Mum and Loving Dad


2 can play at ths game

no ur the gay 1 wit ur umpa luma head on ya

sing along to violet bearegarde

Listen close, and listen hard, the tale of Violet Beauregarde.
The dreadful girl she sees no wrong...

Chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing, chewing all day long.

Chewing, chewing all day long.
Chewing, chewing all day long.
Chewing, chewing all day long.

She goes on chewing till at last, her chewing muscles grow so fast.
And from her face her giant chin, sticks out just like a violin...

-Chourus-

For years and years she chews away, her jaws get stronger every day.
And with one great tremendous chew...they bite the poor girl's toungue in two.
And that is why we try so hard, to save Miss Violet Beauregarde.