Wader Wade
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Where should frisbee be played...baring in mind I'm coming from Greystones!
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If someone can find me some metal!...What's the usual response to my puns?!
- Wade you comic genious
- You really have to stop those atrocious puns
- They're so bad...Theyre nearly funny
- You'll have to be PUNished.We're going to start charging penalty PUNts,
- Dont be silly John,You've never made a pun before!
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Now we have it in writing!
shotgun rules....
Section I - General Rules
1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right seat", etc..
3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely her car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or she will defer her judgment to the driver.)
4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
6) although men and women are equal.....women always get shotgun.end of.
7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as she can call it, but for herself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.
Section II - Special Cases
These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.
1) In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is locked or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
2) If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
4) In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will peauk their ring, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
5) In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.
6) In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually rip the piss out of them as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back.
Section III - The Survival Of The Fittest Rules (a.k.a The Bastard Rules)
1) If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.
2) The driver must announce the institution of the Survival Of The Fittest Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle.
3) Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, please refer to rule 1.8.
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Jokes, so bad they're good!
1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and
got married. The ceremony
wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The
bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start
anything."
3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a
salted.
4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt
under his arm and says:
"A beer please, and one for the road."
6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to
the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green
Grass of Home.'" That sounds like Tom Jones
Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not
Unusual."
8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a
field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially
inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
you,"says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims
Daisy.
9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.
10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this
bull before.
11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the
other day but I couldn't find any.
12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious
accident. He shouted,
"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The
doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off
your arms!"
13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and
pulled a mussel.
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one
turns to the other and says "Dam!".
16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,
so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it
sank, proving once again that you can't have your
kayak and heat it too.
17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a
hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories. After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked
them to disperse.
"But why,"they asked, as they moved off.
"Because", he said, "I can't
stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."
18. A woman has twins and gives them up for
adoption. One of them goes
to a family in Egyptand is named "Ahmal." The
other goes to a family in Spain; they name him
"Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the
picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she
also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan,
you've seen Ahmal."
19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot
most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of calluses on his
feet. He also ate very little, which made him
rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
from bad breath. This made him .(Oh, man, this is
so bad, it's good).... A super calloused fragile
mystic hexed by halitosis.
20. And finally, there was the person who sent
twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope
that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
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62 things skangers love to do
1. Aslan
2. Heroin (See 1)
3. Stealin'
4. Joy-ridin'
5. Stealing they're ma's handbag
6. Shamrock Rovers
7. Social welfare
8. Keyin' Cars
9. Pop Idol
10. Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
11. Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
12. Compo
13. Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
14. Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco,Corpo)
15. Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
16. John Player Blue
17. Burberry
18. Burglary
19. Fair City
20. Celtic shirts
21. 'Taches
22. Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
23. Sky Digital
24. Stealing anyone's handbag
25. Travelling in packs
26. Moochin'
27. Swearing at their babies
28. Getting their mot's preggers
29. Champion Sports
30. Christmas Lights you could see from space
31. Skippin' school
32. Skippin' bail
33. Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus
34. Standing in queues outside the dole office
35. Funtasia
36. Iceland - the food chain, not the country
37. Man U
38. Liffey valley centre, for training the young one's how to pick a pocket
39. Pushing prams while smoking
40. Earrings (for guys)
41. Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
42. Huddies
43. Baseball caps
44. Sawn-off Shotguns
45. Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
46. Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street bysomeone else
just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)
47. Shop-liftin
48. Tamangos
49. Not payin' the bus fare
50. Curry Chips and a burger
51. Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get
hammered on a Sunday afternoon
52. Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wan-ker'
53. Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the
Four Courts
54. Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless
Mayhem will suffice
55. P-ing in Elevators
56. Being an authority on everything
57. Knee-cappings
58. Racism
59. Smiley Bolger
60. Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears
from the back
61. Not readin' bukes
62. Pimping they're ma's micra with freebie's off the car mag's
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Daniel Berginhace 4 horasJohn haven't seen you in ages, you better be around at Christmas time
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BL Rag Weekhace 50 semanasTHE AVOCA BAR BLACKROCK
CURRENT DRINKS DEALS
* 7 DAYS A WEEK*
SELECTED BOTTLES €2.50
HEINEKEN/COORS/BUD €3.00
CORONA €3.50
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CURRENT DRINKS DEALS
* 7 DAYS A WEEK*
SELECTED BOTTLES €2.50
HEINEKEN/COORS/BUD €3.00
CORONA €3.50
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CURRENT DRINKS DEALS
* 7 DAYS A WEEK*
SELECTED BOTTLES €2.50
HEINEKEN/COORS/BUD €3.00
CORONA €3.50
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COME JOIN US FOR OUR NEW YEARS EVE PARTY
ADMISSION FREE ALL NIGHT
OTHER DRINKS PROMOS ON THE NIGHT
MUSIC TILL LATE!
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BL Rag Weekhace 52 semanasWelcome to Santa's Sessions: The Offical 5 Nights of XXXmas! Endorsed by Santa Claus himself and in aid of the St. Vincent de Paul Society!
5 Nights of Exam After-Parties starting with:
MON 15th: BONDI IN THE CITY(Zanzibar) - €2 ALL DRINKS!
: THE CHRISTMAS CRACKER @ RIOS (over 19s) -€3 DRINKS, CHRISTMAS DRESS & OPEN TILL LATE
TUES 16th: SANTA'S GROTTO @ D2 (over 18s)
WED 17th: XXXMAS BALL @ D2 (over 19s)
: SNOW BALL @ BONDI IN THE CITY - €2 ALL DRINKS!
THURS 18th: XXI THURSDAYS @ XX1
: NAUGHTY OR NICE?The Official Christmas Bash@ RIO'S
And finally wrap it up with all your friends with
FRI 19th: The Mistletoe Ball @ RIOS
ROAR Gov ID Essential
Class parties and guestlist contact santassessions@gmail.com
remove us as friend to stop these posts
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hace 55 semanas
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Eoghan Whace 56 semanasyour a ponce
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BL Rag Weekhace 57 semanastesting-please ignore-thank you
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Tríona McInerneyhace 58 semanasYa sooooo annoying, I've got fucking loads of them but seems everyone else is getting their first from me, i'm like clearly it's automatic and I ain't sending ye viruses obvo!! Stupid ole bebo
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BL Rag Weekhace 59 semanasHey!
Want Fancy Dress!?
Want 100 Free Drinks for the first 100 in!?
Want €1000 for the best dressed!?
Well then get down to Rios on Leeson Street for the Halloween Fancy Dress Ball!
The only place to go this Wednesday the 29th of October!
Why go somewhere that closes earlier!!??
a)€3 drinks
b)World Class New Lighting & DJ
c)Largest Beer Garden in Dublin
d)Best Fancy dress prize giveaway
e) NO 18 YEAR OLDS or SCHOOL KIDS
f)Open Later than the rest
ROAR Over 19's Gov ID Req
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BL Rag Weekhace 59 semanasHey
Arts Soc and B&L Presents:
INTERCOURSE @ RIO'S
(a class bondage activity)
Wed 22nd Oct
OPEN LATER THAN THE REST!
Time To Get The Finger Out
Get Your ClAss Down To Rio's
€3 Drinks . €3 Drinks . €3 Drinks
Brand new club with a world class lighting system
Two Bars Two DJs and One Massive Beer Garden!
Add us as a friend to be in with a chance to get guestlist
With this night being strictly 19s and Open As Late as Ever, this isn't to be missed!
Doors 11pm, ROAR, Gov. ID Required.
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Mighty Atomicshace 59 semanasNot a fan of Mighty Atomics we see?!
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hace 63 semanas
Amy Colin
BIRTHDAY COMMENT!!!!!
Oh silly me... actually silly bebo skin makers, don't they know?!!?!
Love you lots you O.I.L.F. ( I'll explain
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xxxx
It begins with m... miguii!?!!
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Keri O' Neillhace 63 semanasNemor mysterious pizza business
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Becky Sheehyhace 63 semanasjust discovered your not my frend on bebo...weird! i saw your identical twin last night!
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hace 64 semanas
Amy Colin
purlease change your profile picture!?!? i think the ring rang rung album could do with a lil' sort out
amo + library = boringggggggggg
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hace 64 semanas
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Rhys Khace 64 semanasWell Horse
Ya back in college this year?
Ski Trip? -
hace 65 semanas
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Eoghan Whace 65 semanasHey wadie! What's new?
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Fearghal McGuinnesshace 66 semanasHey Man How's things? Survive the summer? On my way home from NZ now! So managed to get in 80+ days of snowboarding in this year not bad going!! So you up for trying out sa bit of kiting again??
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hace 70 semanas
Your Hero
your special johnny
i (sadly) spent my whole day in singapore in a bike superstore where the bikes where a fraction, you could test them out on a velodrome, and they had every model form all the top brands.... frickin awesome, rode a S$25,000 bike (singapore dollar)
i dominated it
you still up for a whiz around the ring of kerry maybe in last week of aug?
hope your havin fun in the islands with the girl who stole my heart??















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