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Dispatch rock my world! The plain White T's, John Meyer, The Frames, Snow Patrol, The Libertines, Placebo, The crockettes, Smashing Pumpkins, Republic of loose, Mundy, Mark Geary, Josh Ritter, Mic Christopher, Pink Floyd, Jack Johnson, Bellx1, The Wild Ones, The Roof!....etc
What's so great about South Africa?
Tent village, ultimate camping life, Ring of fire, The Half Human, Monkies everywhere you look, Wolfy(cross between a wolf and an alsation), Eco toilet, Eco showers, Dancing and drumming at maggies house, pizza day, lunchtime crazy combos, Playing Football with Godfrey and the lads...have I forgotten anything?
Best place to have a party?
The sugar loaf!Why? It's free, you can bring as many people as you want, be as loud as you want, do what you want, and if you've got pasta, salad, fruit, a giant chocolate fudge cake and a fuck load of crazy people you really can't go wrong!!!

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  • Now we have it in writing!

    shotgun rules....

    Section I - General Rules
    1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
    2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right seat", etc..
    3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely her car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or she will defer her judgment to the driver.)
    4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
    5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
    6) although men and women are equal.....women always get shotgun.end of.
    7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as she can call it, but for herself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
    8) The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.
    Section II - Special Cases
    These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.
    1) In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is locked or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
    2) If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
    3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
    4) In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will peauk their ring, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
    5) In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.
    6) In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually rip the piss out of them as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back.

    Section III - The Survival Of The Fittest Rules (a.k.a The Bastard Rules)
    1) If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.
    2) The driver must announce the institution of the Survival Of The Fittest Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood lost by passengers and the damage done to the vehicle.
    3) Please follow the above rules to the best of your ability. If there are any arguments or exceptions not covered in these rules, please refer to rule 1.8.

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  • Jokes, so bad they're good!

    1.Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and
    got married. The ceremony
    wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

    2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The
    bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start
    anything."


    3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a
    salted.


    4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


    5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt
    under his arm and says:
    "A beer please, and one for the road."


    6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to
    the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"


    7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green
    Grass of Home.'" That sounds like Tom Jones
    Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not
    Unusual."


    8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a
    field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially
    inseminated this morning." "I don't believe
    you,"says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims
    Daisy.


    9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
    The kids were nothing to look at either.


    10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this
    bull before.


    11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the
    other day but I couldn't find any.


    12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious
    accident. He shouted,
    "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The
    doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off
    your arms!"


    13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and
    pulled a mussel.


    14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.



    15. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one
    turns to the other and says "Dam!".


    16. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,
    so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it
    sank, proving once again that you can't have your
    kayak and heat it too.


    17. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a
    hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
    tournament victories. After about an
    hour, the manager came out of the office and asked
    them to disperse.
    "But why,"they asked, as they moved off.
    "Because", he said, "I can't
    stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."


    18. A woman has twins and gives them up for
    adoption. One of them goes
    to a family in Egyptand is named "Ahmal." The
    other goes to a family in Spain; they name him
    "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of
    himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the
    picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she
    also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband
    responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan,
    you've seen Ahmal."


    19. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot
    most of the time, which
    produced an impressive set of calluses on his
    feet. He also ate very little, which made him
    rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered
    from bad breath. This made him .(Oh, man, this is
    so bad, it's good).... A super calloused fragile
    mystic hexed by halitosis.


    20. And finally, there was the person who sent
    twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope
    that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.

    No pun in ten did.

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  • 62 things skangers love to do


    1. Aslan
    2. Heroin (See 1)
    3. Stealin'
    4. Joy-ridin'
    5. Stealing they're ma's handbag
    6. Shamrock Rovers
    7. Social welfare
    8. Keyin' Cars
    9. Pop Idol
    10. Wearing belly tops over their pale, flabby stomachs
    11. Calling people 'Bud' who are not their bud
    12. Compo
    13. Calling people 'Pal' who are not their pal
    14. Shortening words and adding the letter 'o' (Anto, Decco,Corpo)
    15. Calling people 'Boss' who are not their boss
    16. John Player Blue
    17. Burberry
    18. Burglary
    19. Fair City
    20. Celtic shirts
    21. 'Taches
    22. Fireworks every night for the entire month preceeding Halloween
    23. Sky Digital
    24. Stealing anyone's handbag
    25. Travelling in packs
    26. Moochin'
    27. Swearing at their babies
    28. Getting their mot's preggers
    29. Champion Sports
    30. Christmas Lights you could see from space
    31. Skippin' school
    32. Skippin' bail
    33. Giving their kids Monster Munch and Maltesers for breakfast on the bus
    34. Standing in queues outside the dole office
    35. Funtasia
    36. Iceland - the food chain, not the country
    37. Man U
    38. Liffey valley centre, for training the young one's how to pick a pocket
    39. Pushing prams while smoking
    40. Earrings (for guys)
    41. Earrings a chimpanzee could swing off (for girls)
    42. Huddies
    43. Baseball caps
    44. Sawn-off Shotguns
    45. Adrian Kennedy Phone Show
    46. Picking up unfinished cigarettes dropped on the street bysomeone else
    just after coming out of a medical centre (as God is my witness)
    47. Shop-liftin
    48. Tamangos
    49. Not payin' the bus fare
    50. Curry Chips and a burger
    51. Leaving their kids play outside on a busy road while they get
    hammered on a Sunday afternoon
    52. Always following the word 'rich' with the word 'wan-ker'
    53. Pulling their hoodies over their heads as they're led away from the
    Four Courts
    54. Eschewing peaceful solutions to conflict when Violent Senseless
    Mayhem will suffice
    55. P-ing in Elevators
    56. Being an authority on everything
    57. Knee-cappings
    58. Racism
    59. Smiley Bolger
    60. Getting their hair cut so tight they look like a matchstick with ears
    from the back
    61. Not readin' bukes
    62. Pimping they're ma's micra with freebie's off the car mag's

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The list is far from finished!!!

Amo
the hussy
Danny
the adventurer
McDizzle
The party queen
Jenny Penny
 
Gregg
The modern day Jesus
Reddy Man
Blink and you'll miss him!!
Nick
 
Vella
He's got crabs...for dinner!
Jen. Ball
 

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  • Daniel Bergin
    Daniel Bergin

    John haven't seen you in ages, you better be around at Christmas time

    hace 4 horas
  • BL Rag Week
    BL Rag Week

    THE AVOCA BAR BLACKROCK

    CURRENT DRINKS DEALS

    * 7 DAYS A WEEK*

    SELECTED BOTTLES €2.50

    HEINEKEN/COORS/BUD €3.00

    CORONA €3.50
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    CURRENT DRINKS DEALS

    * 7 DAYS A WEEK*

    SELECTED BOTTLES €2.50

    HEINEKEN/COORS/BUD €3.00

    CORONA €3.50
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    CURRENT DRINKS DEALS

    * 7 DAYS A WEEK*

    SELECTED BOTTLES €2.50

    HEINEKEN/COORS/BUD €3.00

    CORONA €3.50
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    COME JOIN US FOR OUR NEW YEARS EVE PARTY

    ADMISSION FREE ALL NIGHT

    OTHER DRINKS PROMOS ON THE NIGHT

    MUSIC TILL LATE!


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    ALSO DONT FORGET TO CHECK US OUT FOR FOOTBALL THAT YOU CANT WATCH ANYWHERE ELSE!

    WE HAVE THE BIGGEST GAMES NOT SHOWN ON SETANTA AND SKY

    CALL US TO FIND OUT ON 01 2691018
    27-Dec-2008 15:36:24.121

    hace 50 semanas
  • BL Rag Week
    BL Rag Week

    Welcome to Santa's Sessions: The Offical 5 Nights of XXXmas! Endorsed by Santa Claus himself and in aid of the St. Vincent de Paul Society!

    5 Nights of Exam After-Parties starting with:

    MON 15th: BONDI IN THE CITY(Zanzibar) - €2 ALL DRINKS!
    : THE CHRISTMAS CRACKER @ RIOS (over 19s) -€3 DRINKS, CHRISTMAS DRESS & OPEN TILL LATE:)

    TUES 16th: SANTA'S GROTTO @ D2 (over 18s)

    WED 17th: XXXMAS BALL @ D2 (over 19s)
    : SNOW BALL @ BONDI IN THE CITY - €2 ALL DRINKS!


    THURS 18th: XXI THURSDAYS @ XX1
    : NAUGHTY OR NICE?The Official Christmas Bash@ RIO'S


    And finally wrap it up with all your friends with

    FRI 19th: The Mistletoe Ball @ RIOS

    ROAR Gov ID Essential
    Class parties and guestlist contact santassessions@gmail.com

    remove us as friend to stop these posts
    14-Dec-2008 23:32:07.063

    hace 52 semanas
  • Amy Colin
    luv Amy Colin

    just because!!
    xxxx

    hace 55 semanas
  • Eoghan W
    Eoghan W

    your a ponce

    hace 56 semanas
  • BL Rag Week
    BL Rag Week

    testing-please ignore-thank you

    @05-Nov-2008 13:55:44.50

    hace 57 semanas
  • Tríona McInerney
    Tríona McInerney

    Ya sooooo annoying, I've got fucking loads of them but seems everyone else is getting their first from me, i'm like clearly it's automatic and I ain't sending ye viruses obvo!! Stupid ole bebo

    hace 58 semanas
  • BL Rag Week
    BL Rag Week

    Hey!

    Want Fancy Dress!?

    Want 100 Free Drinks for the first 100 in!?

    Want €1000 for the best dressed!?


    Well then get down to Rios on Leeson Street for the Halloween Fancy Dress Ball!

    The only place to go this Wednesday the 29th of October!

    Why go somewhere that closes earlier!!??

    a)€3 drinks
    b)World Class New Lighting & DJ
    c)Largest Beer Garden in Dublin
    d)Best Fancy dress prize giveaway
    e) NO 18 YEAR OLDS or SCHOOL KIDS
    f)Open Later than the rest

    ROAR Over 19's Gov ID Req

    @5_rioswednesdays_27/10/2008 11:26:03

    hace 59 semanas
  • BL Rag Week
    BL Rag Week

    Hey

    Arts Soc and B&L Presents:

    INTERCOURSE @ RIO'S
    (a class bondage activity)

    Wed 22nd Oct

    OPEN LATER THAN THE REST!

    Time To Get The Finger Out

    Get Your ClAss Down To Rio's

    €3 Drinks . €3 Drinks . €3 Drinks

    Brand new club with a world class lighting system

    Two Bars Two DJs and One Massive Beer Garden!

    Add us as a friend to be in with a chance to get guestlist

    With this night being strictly 19s and Open As Late as Ever, this isn't to be missed!

    Doors 11pm, ROAR, Gov. ID Required.

    @2_rioswednesdays_23/10/2008 22:15:00

    hace 59 semanas
  • Mighty Atomics
    Mighty Atomics

    Not a fan of Mighty Atomics we see?!

    hace 59 semanas
  • Amy Colin
    luv Amy Colin

    BIRTHDAY COMMENT!!!!!
    Oh silly me... actually silly bebo skin makers, don't they know?!!?!
    Love you lots you O.I.L.F. ( I'll explain ;) )
    xxxx
    It begins with m... miguii!?!! :L :L :L

    hace 63 semanas
  • Keri O' Neill
    Keri O' Neill

    Nemor mysterious pizza business :L ?

    hace 63 semanas
  • Becky Sheehy
    Becky Sheehy

    just discovered your not my frend on bebo...weird! i saw your identical twin last night!

    hace 63 semanas
  • Amy Colin
    luv Amy Colin

    purlease change your profile picture!?!? i think the ring rang rung album could do with a lil' sort out :D

    amo + library = boringggggggggg

    xxxx

    hace 64 semanas
  • D I T Fish Soc
    luv D I T Fish Soc

    hoodies have arrive. navy ones look sexy. woofwoof.

    hace 64 semanas
  • Rhys K
    Rhys K

    Well Horse :D

    Ya back in college this year?
    Ski Trip?

    hace 64 semanas
  • Amy Colin
    luv Amy Colin

    *burp*

    OH SEXYYYYYYYY

    thumbs up!??!?!

    hahahahahaha :D
    lovel
    xxxx

    hace 65 semanas
  • Eoghan W
    Eoghan W

    Hey wadie! What's new?

    hace 65 semanas
  • Fearghal McGuinness
    Fearghal McGuinness

    Hey Man How's things? Survive the summer? On my way home from NZ now! So managed to get in 80+ days of snowboarding in this year not bad going!! So you up for trying out sa bit of kiting again??

    hace 66 semanas
  • Your Hero
    luv Your Hero

    your special johnny

    i (sadly) spent my whole day in singapore in a bike superstore where the bikes where a fraction, you could test them out on a velodrome, and they had every model form all the top brands.... frickin awesome, rode a S$25,000 bike (singapore dollar)

    i dominated it

    you still up for a whiz around the ring of kerry maybe in last week of aug?
    hope your havin fun in the islands with the girl who stole my heart??

    hace 70 semanas