Rich Osborn

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Rich Osborn
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  • Maschio, 22, Cuoricini 113
  • Città: South Queensferry
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  • Data registrazione: September 2005
  • Ultimo accesso: 11 settimane fa
  • www.bebo.com/sensesfailrocker

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This Is Absolution...
Tutto su di me
'MON THE BIFFY!!!!!

<<<< Poser? I'd say more of a idiot to be honest!

How Cool Is Pollard?

GIT YER RAT OOT!!!!

Well I'd like to say a "big up!" or a little thank you, if you like, to all these elements for making my life what it is today...

Friends
Family
Kopperberg Pear Cider
Skateboards and Skateparks
Lambert and Butler
Hoddies with funky patterns on them =]
Mobile Phone
Beards
New Era Hats
iPod
Croissants
Nike SB
The City Of Dundee
The Boooosh!
Primark
Skinny Jeans
Wafer Thin Ham
Scuba Diving
High Tops

Thanks for your time...that is all.



MSN Addy is oz6996@hotmail.com
Music?
Erm Bit Of An Emo Child, So I'd Have 2 Go With Chiodos or Biffy Clyro As My "Top Bands" but other than that...Senses Fail, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Hellogoodbye, +44, MC
 R, 30 Seconds To Mars, The Academy Is..., Alexisonfire, Alkaline Trio, The Audition, All Time Low, The Bronx, Anberlin, Athlete, Ataris
 , Billy Talent, Bloc Party, Brand New, Dashboard Confessional, Early Novemeber, FallOutBoy, Fenix TX, The Foos, FFAF, Gym Class Heroes, Head Automatica, Home Grown, Larrikin Love, Milburn, HHH, The Hush Sound, PATD, I Am Ghost, Jimmy Eat World, Kasabian, Kings Of Leon, Killer, Kooks, Libertines,
 LostProphets, LTJ, Marmaduke Duke, NoFx, Nirvana, Prodigy, RAT
 M, QOTSA, Rancid, Chillis, Starti
 ng Line, Succioperro, SOAD, Tenacio
 us D, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Yellowcard, Thrice, We Are Scientists, Four Year Strong, Death Cab For Cutie, Klaxons, All American Rejects, Sigur Ros, Flaming Lips, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Arcade Fire, Get Cape, Wear Cape, Fly, Gallows...n Thts All I Can Think Of Now!
Films + TV?
SCRUBS BABY!!!! Films....Saw 1 or 3 or 4 (2 was a flop), Da Vinci Code, Shawnshank Redemption and SpongeBob Squarepants the movie 4 sheer comical value...being a student, I'm addicted to Neighbours and Hollyoaks, the best thing since sliced bread!
Sports?
Bit of everythin, judo(obscure i no!), swimming, scuba diving but mainly sk8boardin.Woo!!
Item of Clothing?
One of my few New Era Hats
Hot Filled Roll?
Gotta be link sausage, ask the college boys!!
Biblical Reference?
A loving doe, a graceful deer— may her breasts satisfy you always (Proverbs 5:19)

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    • Beer Vs. Vagina


      1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER

      2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA

      3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER

      4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA

      5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There’s definitely a point to be had here,depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I’ll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

      6. Ten beers in one night and you can’t drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don’t want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA

      7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA

      8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA

      9. You normally don’t find old beer. One point to BEER

      10. Too much beer and you’ll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you’ll think you’ve seen God. One point to VAGINA

      11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA

      12. In most countries there’s a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA

      13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

      14. You can always be sure if you’re the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

      15. If you shake beer it’ll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER

      16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale, lager,etc One point to BEER

      17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER

      18. Beer doesn’t have a mother One point to BEER

      19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEER

      FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8

      1 commento 1008 giorni

    • Try Readin This...

      O lny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.

      cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
      phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
      it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
      Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if
      you can raed tihs psas it on !!

      1 commento 1081 giorni

    • Drunken Problems n Solutions!

      Rules that apply to drunken fools
      Drunken fool.......
      Always use these rules.....

      SYMPTOM: Pint appears to be crystal clear...
      FAULT: It's water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
      ACTION: Punch him/her.

      SYMPTOM: Don't recognise anyone, don't even recognise the room you're in.
      FAULT: Don't panic - you've wandered into the wrong party.
      ACTION: See if they've any free pints anyhow.

      SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
      FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
      ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

      SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
      FAULT: Improper bladder control.
      ACTION: Stand next to nearest pet dog, complain about how house training has "gone to the dogs nowadays".

      SYMPTOM: Pint appears unusually pale and tasteless.
      FAULT: Glass empty.
      ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

      SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
      FAULT: You've fallen over backwards.
      ACTION: Have yourself chained to bar counter.

      SYMPTOM: Mouth contains fag-ends.
      FAULT: You have fallen forward.
      ACTION: See above.

      SYMPTOM: Beer tastes tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
      FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
      ACTION: Retire to loo, practise in mirror.

      SYMPTOM: Floor blurry.
      FAULT: You're looking through bottom of empty glass.
      ACTION: Get someone to get you another pint.

      SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
      FAULT: You are being carried out.
      ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another pub/party

      SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
      FAULT: Bar has closed, have yez no homes to go to
      ACTION: Confirm home address with barman, grab taxi home.

      SYMPTOM: Taxi's interior suddenly takes on colourful aspect and textures.
      FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal limitations.
      ACTION: Cover mouth.

      SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
      FAULT: You are dancing on a table.
      ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

      SYMPTOM: Hands hurts, nose hurts, mind unusually clear though.
      FAULT: You have been in a fight.
      ACTION: Apologise to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

      SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
      FAULT: That lager is too weak.
      ACTION: Have more drink until your voice improves.

      SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to song.
      FAULT: Beer is just right.
      ACTION: Play air guitar.

      SYMPTOM: Ugly woman/man in your sights.
      FAULT: Insufficient beer intake.
      ACTION: Up dosage immediately.

      SYMPTOM: Shins and toes hurt.
      FAULT: You've been walking into things.
      ACTION: Maintain dosage.

      SYMPTOM: Squishy feeling in the hands.
      FAULT: You have grabbed hold of a woman's breasts.
      ACTION: Duck to avoid boyfriend's fist.

      SYMPTOM: Bed is bumping around.
      FAULT: Taking an ambulance ride.
      ACTION: It's too late, you made complete arsehole of yourself

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    • Niall Brown
      Niall Brown

      Hey lng tym
      Naw speak. . . How u getn oan! X

      2 settimane fa via Cellulare
    • Tristan
      Tristan

      hey man hope u enjoyed the dvds

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      how u getting on so far?

      11 settimane fa
    • The Hive
      The Hive

      Surprise! Thursdays have gone a bit bangers & mashed - our new student night starts Sep with The Cut Up Boys (Ministry of Sound) & Silent Headphone Disco booked for October. Details on our profile.

      Back to September - free for all students September 3rd, 10th, 17th... feck freshers week, let\'s have a freshers month! 1.50 drinks. Bargain? Room 1: Electro/R&B/Chart. Room2: Embarassing Cheese/Eighties/Classic Rock&Retro Hits. Bangin\'?

      September 24th is Freshers Frisky Frat Party - neon traffic light party badges, numbered to get you flirting with some fine folks. Each Uni/College representing by wearing a different coloured shirt. Mix, mingle make love and listen to the music. Free entry for all those neon-ed up in their uni/college colours.

      Check the sexy beasts we call regulars & sign up for details at clubhive.co.uk - guestlisters wanted!

      As ever.. Fridays remains Misfits: Twisted alt. disco of indie/electro/pop/rock. 1.50 drinks.

      2009-09-06 05:20:30

      12 settimane fa
    • Cat.
      luv Cat.

      RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH! HOW THE HELL ARE YA?!
      How's life in Cyprus goin?
      I'm going to Dubai in September wooooooop!! :P

      XXXX

      17 settimane fa
    • Leila Daher
      luv Leila Daher

      is that the grandad i met, sorry to hear that dude! u back in cyprus now though?! yeah we camped on that beach the other night!!!saw a lady boy today but wasnt as show or anything, just a random one, he was our tour guide for the day. went elephant trekking today pretty cool. everything cool with ur dving etc?! xxxxxxx

      20 settimane fa
    • Leila Daher
      luv Leila Daher

      paaaaaaal. where u been? u alright? im clearly in thailand ken, good times, how are things with you? hope all is well! its way tooh ot out here but got a tan, good times!!!!!!xxxxxxxxx

      21 settimane fa
    • Amy Stewart
      luv Amy Stewart

      Just some love
      xxxx

      21 settimane fa
    • D'Markus
      D'Markus

      hahaha hammi
      hows it gawn saaaan?

      22 settimane fa
    • Hammi
      Hammi

      hows cypress soulja boi?
      ur missin out on this years big bro!!!
      absolute paki fest :L xx

      24 settimane fa
    • David Henderson
      David Henderson

      Really mate thats awesome u must be loving it at the moment just now then.
      its good mate having a great time just working away and taking in the experience again. Plus weather was getting better until today when it choose to rain again!!!!
      much love
      x

      28 settimane fa
    • David Henderson
      David Henderson

      Hey hey mr osborn

      How is the good old cyprus going u having a good time???
      x

      28 settimane fa
    • Cat.
      luv Cat.

      Heeeeeyyyyy! (:
      Ha thank you very much you're SMA FUNNY!! i know seen the other photos?? :P awww unreal, well done love! :D
      Yep i'm doing amazingly well thanks. Got a tattoo how solid am i?! Hahahaa...
      Aww Cyprus man good times (: have some love back

      XXX

      28 settimane fa
    • Steph Adams
      luv Steph Adams

      fuck the strippers im goin home..









      x

      29 settimane fa
    • Elizabeth McEwan
      Elizabeth McEwan

      hey Mr O,how's things? : )

      30 settimane fa via Cellulare
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      31 settimane fa
    • Cat.
      Cat.

      Hey spaz! How are you? Been up to?

      XXX

      32 settimane fa
    • Matt
      Matt

      hello how are you ?

      34 settimane fa
    • Amy Stewart
      luv Amy Stewart

      Your the fishing expert at 105ft!
      xxxx

      34 settimane fa
    • Leila Daher
      luv Leila Daher

      nice skin dude, when i first saw it i thought that might be richards scrot ken!!!hahahaha xxxx old skool part next sat, gonna be good.

      37 settimane fa
    • Leila Daher
      luv Leila Daher

      ur a fuckin douche man, what kinda skin is that?when u leave next month, gotta get some dundee action byt then and a concert for my birtdhay ken. how u been anyhoo?xxxxx

      38 settimane fa