Anto:my flow can go i know(so gerrup outta that)
dutch gold im told is old(so gerrup outta that)
five blokes nine yokes no jokes(so gerrup outta that)
drinkin booze in subarus is what i do(so gerrup outta that)

twelve years of school its a load of bollox
twelve minutes to rob me new cars hydraulics

rippin down the motorway lookin for mullingar
stopped for a drink but ended up with a bar

munchin and cruisin smokin and boozin
fucked of me face reminiscin to suzan

im quite an ugly prick so im not one for choosen
and beggars cant be choosers so i take wat i get

currently me birds a twenty stone vet
with a set so big theyd smoother ye te death

i once shagged a granny with a dirty saggy fanny
she told me she was thirty and her first name was annie

she gave whopper head cos she took her teeth out
but the dirtiest thing was her feet in me mouth

toenails orange and crooked as fuck
to trust my look me dick would get stuck

an unlucky bastard a fucking disaster
but at the drinkin im de master

blackcurrent vodka malibu and coke
nod yer head and just toke on your smoke


Finton:designer clothes drama shows bravo(gerrup outta that)
vianetta polo sweaters playing checkers(gerrup outta that)
my best friend wears ralph lauren and drives a benz(gerrup outta that)
private yachts lots of dosh but im not posh(gerrup outta that)

four years of blackrock then i went to CLONGOWES
im smoking pot but its not as if my mom knows

went to morocco daddy bought me bongos
now i drink strongbow and snort coke up my long nose

my birds always on the beach in a bikini
while im making a pot of tea with a panini

i hope that one day ill lose my virginity
and just last year i graduated from trinity

i thought vinnie jones was great in lock stock
i wish i knew a bloke like that from foxrock

fresh out of d4 money i see more
i like to go shopping with my main man igor

we go to marks and spencers park the cars
then whip out mom and dads barclay cards

its like riding a bike or flying a kite
and im a pure bred southsider for life roysh
thats roysh