Hazel Flynn

This Girl Is The Best Friend Anyone Could Ask For Shes A Stubborn Cranky Little Bitch, But I Still Love Her Coz Shes Fun Te Annoy And She Does My Hair
We Laugh At Everything And We Have So Many Little Moments, Like In Irish : Wa Do Ye Do To The Fag??
Look That One Says Dick!
Shes So Retarded And Her Eyes Are Always Fucked Up Same With Her Bladder. And Now Her Lungs
And She Threw A Shoe At Me The Other Night, Coz I Fell Asleep.
What A Cunt Aye?

CUUUTIE!
TELLL MEE!

Im So Sorry Elaine, I Always Take The Piss Ou Of This Lil Baba, But I Love Her So Very Much, Im Suprised Shes Still Friends With Me
We Laugh Alot At Shit, Like Bra-Strap
And The Girl That She Txts
Also She Has Alot Of Dirty Pictures... Hmm.. Makes Ye Wonder Dusn It?
Hahaha And When We Took Sallys Dogs On A Walk, They Had Us Runnin Around Like Werdos
Good Exercise Haha

Random Little Freak We Go Waay Back , Like Seriously Me And Connie Hav Been Mates Since She Cudn Walk On The Road, And Had To Walk All The Way Around The Roundabout To Get Home
How Cute Is That?
Now Shes A Ravin Alco Who Loves The Prodigy, And Sings Disturbia When Shes Drunk
She Has A Different Hair Colour Every Month, Atm Its Red.
Also Jessies My Famous Youtube Singing Partner,
"My Lovely Horse Runnin Through The..... Feild."
We Will Be Famous One Day

RAALF!
This Ones A Complete Werdo, Honestly Its Not Human.
Anything Were 2geda Were Always Laughing Bou Sumtin,
And Its Only The Start Of The Year And Alreadi We Hav Loadza Funni Storys In Home Ec SALLY YOU ARE WICKED WITH THAT PEN!!
Dit Dit Doodin? Wtf Is That?
And Here Sally Put This In The Bin... NOOOOOOOOO! (dramatic save)
And Then Theres Dallydandandy.
Were Also News Reporters Hahah
Dit Dit Doodin Dat Danches Dow Dese Den Du Dow Dem Der Doobs.
Hu Saayss That?!!
And That Bitch Eats My Food..
Nothing Is Save When Sallys Around ...

Awh My Baby,
Joannas So Cute, I Dont Know Her That Long But Shes So Werd And Everytime I Look At Her She Makes Me Laugh,
And When We Went To See My Sisters Keeper, It Was So Sad The 2 Of Us were Cryin Tru The Whole Ting Its So Depressing
And There Was Like No One In The Cinema..
And Ye No Whats Kool?
Everytime I Go Cinema Joannas ALWAYS Der, Even When We Dont Go Together , We Always End Up In The Same Film At The Same Time.
Like Harry Potter Hahaha.
Shes So Preetty And Skinny And Tanned And I Hate Her For That
Oh Oh Oh.. And She ACCIDENTLY Pushed Me Into A Van , And Set The Alarm Off.. Twice.. Hahaha.

Professional Teaser'

Haha This Little Hitler Bitch.
Shes A Mad One So She Is
Haha Weve Been Mates For Yeaaars, I Remeber Wen We Were Young Jazz Tot It Wud Be Fun Te Giv Footie A Bath So She Filled A Basin Of water And Fucked It Over The Dog , Twas Halarious.
Hahah And Then At Night , Wed Go Out , Knock Over Bins, Put Sausages On Peoples Doorsteps , And Then Vanish Into The Darkness
And This One Caught My Lil Kitty For Me
Hahah Ye Shud See Her Dancin Its So Funni, Shes Guna Be A Big Mad Dancer One Day
You Go Glen Coco.