Mr. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker. It was After Eight.

She was from Quality Street ; he was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way, they stopped at a Yorkie bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.

He asked her name, 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said. I'm the one with the nuts' he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic-Tacs.

Miss Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard . He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, he needed Time Out. He noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!

Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he had an itchy Curly Whirly. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with All Sorts!

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tчpe in the first answer. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use your REAL 1st name...
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.


Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Laura needs a home - ADOPTED

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Laura looks to the public to acheive queen teen title

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] saчs" in Google search:
A: Laura says thinks and feels

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] wants" in Google search:
A: Laura wants you to stop whining

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] does" in Google search:
A: Laura does celine dion

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] hates" in Google search:
A: Laura hates Ruth

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] asks" in Google search:
A: Laura asks about love

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] goes" in Google search:
A: Laura goes home

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] likes" in Google search:
A: Laura likes to be admired

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] eats" in Google search:
A: Laura eats an ant

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] wears" in Google search:
A: Laura wears slippers to school

Q: Tчpe in "[чour name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Laura was arrested for murdering franks son damian, a crime she was innocent of.

Would you ....
Kiss me?
Hug me?
Fuck me?
Let me sleep in you"r bed?
Stand up for me?

Can i ....
Kiss you?
Tickle you?
Sleep with you?

Am i ....
lovable?
Fuckable?
Nasty?
Kind?
A good friend?
b.f material?
Cute?
Ugly?
Beautiful?

Have you ....
Kissed me?
Saw me?
Hanged with me?
Had a dream about me?
Got my number?
Fucked me?

Are you ....
Gonna ask me out?
Ask for my number?
Are you gonna put this on your bebo so i can do it?