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Alex.

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No day but day.
Me, Myself, and I
I don't go on this much anymore but i thought it was time for a little update. :)

Well, my life coudn't get much better at the moment. I got together with my best friend and now we make an extremely hot couple - who'd have thought?!
I'm coping at school and have the ultimate friends. With a booming social life and a life full of colour and music i can't really ask for much else.

Thanks. :) xx
Dan
I should tell you, i should tell you...
Gill
And whichever way our stories end, i know you have rewritten mine, by being my friend
Heather
A kindest heart which always made
me ashamed of my own
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Life
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer
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The Other Half Of Me
KK

KK

My wife.. :)

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  • The Blower's Daughter

    IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
    Wild World - Cat Stevens

    WHAT WORD WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
    Concrete Angel - Martina McBride

    WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
    Lovely Ladies - Les Mis (i'm not a lesbain) ;D

    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
    The Carpenter - Nightwish

    WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
    Will I? - Rent

    WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
    Seasons in the Sun - Westlife

    WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
    Elephant Love Medley - Mouln Rouge

    WHAT IS 2+2?
    Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
    Umbrella - Rhianna (Gillian, you are not a shield against rain) :L

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

    WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
    All You Need is Love - Beatles (hmm, sometimes)

    WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
    Home - Three Days Grace (NOT KIRKCALDY!!)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
    Lady Marmalade - Moulin Rouge (not quite..)

    WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
    U + Ur Hand - Pink ( i bloody hope not)

    WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
    Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson

    WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
    Into The Ocean - Blue October

    WHAT ARE YOUR INTERSTS/HOBBIES?
    Scarborough Fair - Hayley Westenra

    WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
    Does Your Mother Know - Abba (know what?) ;)

    WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
    Nymphomaniac Fanatsia - Nightwish (eww)

    WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
    A Spaveman Came Travelling - Chris DeBurgh

    HOW WILL YOU DIE?
    Run Free - Hans Zimmer

    WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
    Whoever Brings the Night - Nightwish

    WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
    Now You're Gone - Basshunter

    WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
    Friday - Daniel Beddingfield (Fridays are good)

    WHAT IS YOUR THEMETUNE?
    Phantom of the Opera - Harajuku

    WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
    Whiskey in the Jar - Metallica (agh! alcohol)

    DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
    Woke up this Morning - Nickleback

    IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
    Somthing Bad - Wicked (sounds like a good idea..)

    WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
    Jump Rope - Blue October

    WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
    The Blower's Daughter - Damien Rice

    0 Comments 201 weeks

  • Quotes! Have you said somethin funny enough to get on here?

    Me: Its like they want us to be sheep. . . or . . . robots or somethin.
    Gemma: Robot Sheep!

    Gillian:We should phone Mark.
    Me: Let's do that.
    (phone rings)
    Me: (shouting) GOOD MORNING!!
    Mark:. . . . . Why?

    Craig: I'm in a bit of a strange mood. . .

    Gillian: Guava Guava Guava!

    Mark: Why you gotta be a bitch?
    I can make Elmo Stoned!

    Craig:Welcome to de Snow cave. Its warm in here, very warm.
    Gillian:Why is there an African in a snow cave?
    Craig:Global warming.

    Mark: I am the pale worm.

    (sitting in the cinema - not really watching the film)
    Me: Man. . . .i'm sooooo confused.
    Gillian: I think i'm getting it.
    (i look at Megan)
    Me:If i'm confused. . .Megan's brain must be crying.

    Mark: Twinkle twinkle litle star, you're a burning ball of gas.
    Incy wincy spider climbed up the water spout, down came the rain and the spider died.
    Ba ba black sheep, have you any wool, no.

    Gill: The mixer doesn't have a case. Don't give me that face.
    Me: I didn't give you a face.
    Gill: I thought you did.
    Me: Well i didn't!!!
    Gill: Okay.......sorry....
    (we wait in an akward silence)
    Me: So that five miso soups, four seaweed salads. . . .

    Gillian: Heavens to Murgatroyd. Exit Stage left.

    Greg: Aw god i've got Science next.
    Laura: I've got H.I.V next....then AIDS after break.

    Olivia: Hey Alex.....Expelliamus!!

    Me: Love is like a hamster, set it on fire and it will die.
    Love is like a fish, squeeze it and it'll be like, AH, your squeezing me - STOP!
    Love is like a bug, squish it and you'll be like..........Ew!
    Love is like a chameleon, when theres a tree its green, then its brown and its like - oh. *wadles away.*

    Gavin: Shaving Private Ryan.
    Olivia: Wombraider

    Gavin: How many of your friends did i kill?
    Me: Sechs.
    Gavin: *mouthing* Sechs?

    Craig: Nah its just cute thats all.
    Me: Could you imagine if they went out on a date - could you make this quick, i have to be in bed by 8.30!!

    Me and Gill: *fake laughs* HA HA!

    Me: I'm going to paint you a pretty picture!
    Gill: And i'm going to paint you a pretty picture - in blood. *pulls a deadly serious face*

    Heather: You've got a broken bowl.
    Me:* in an angry tone* You've got a broken bowl - in your head.

    Craig: Where's Gill?
    Me: She's in my cupboard. Gill? Get out my cupboard!
    *i open door*
    Gill: *holding a top* - I recommend this - its lovely.

    *Owls hooting*
    Mark: Owls are cool.
    *police car siren*
    Me: That owl is fricken awesome!!!!

    Me: I can't believe your looking at other women.
    Craig: Well your not really showing me much are you?
    Mark: I love watchin this - its fantastic! Its like front row seats to the best soap opera ever!

    Me: You kind of have a Jewish nose.
    Gill: I think i was Anne Frank in a past life.

    *about previous quote*
    Gill: You have to put the Anne Frank quote up on bebo.
    Me: No, it might be offensive.
    Gill: To who?!?! Anne Frank? She's dead!!!!

    Sarah: Aw man, that is too funny.
    Me: Too funny? Like the sandwich?
    Sarah: . . . . . What?

    Me: Aw god, why can't we watch The Dark Knight? I HATE chick flicks.
    Nicola: Well Alex, maybe its time you grew a vagina.
    Me: . . . . .Ouch Nicola.

    Nicola: Is it a SOFT edged beam of light? Or a HARD edged beam of light?
    Me: If you light your fresnel i'll open my barn doors!

    *in one particular boring period of RME*
    Miss O'Hara: But Shelby - you've never really experienced REAL hunger. We're talking about starvation.
    Shelby: In fact, i'm a litle peckish right now.

    Me: So anyway. . . .
    Rachael: Oh my god, 1 + 6 is seven!!!!!
    Me: Yes Rach. . . that is common math.

    Micheal: Hey Guys.
    Me: Omg, when you walked up you kinda looked like a peadophile.
    Micheal: Great so i'm a gay, paedophile in your eyes. I love you too.

    Laura:. . . . yeah but she looks better as the witch, at least you can see her fringe. . . . . .
    Fuckety fuck fuck! Wrong convo! :L
    Me: Okay. . . :L

    Liam: I'm ta

    26 Comments 216 weeks

  • Memries, All Alone in the Moonlight!

    Do you have a special time or even a moment with me? Well please feel free to write one down cause i wanna hear them and remember those good old times!!!!!!!!!

    15 Comments 311 weeks

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    hey alex long time no speak eh? how are you doing? did you have a nice christmas and new year? i just thought i would leave a little mesage to see how your getting on cause i miss you and everyone from the adam smith :) Love Lyndsey xx

    1/13/10
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    hey stranger. hows things? hope all is weeeeel, heard about your part in greece, well done, i think youll be faaaaby! much love xxxxx oh, btw.. RENT. amazzzzing. xxxxxxxxxxx

    12/10/09
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    Lol I love you x

    12/6/09
  • Dan.
    luv Dan.

    Emmmmmmm I thought it be only fitting i give you Love :) (L)

    11/15/09
  • Steph
    luv Steph

    :O check my crazy ass being on bebo!! haha thought since i was here i'd give u love my equally crazy counterpart!!!! miss u :( mwah! x x x x x x x x x x

    11/3/09
  • Natasha
    Natasha

    heey its natasha from heather birthday i just wanted to say tht i went to rent on wednesday and i loved ur performance, make the play very memorable thanks x

    10/23/09
  • Gill Deas
    luv Gill Deas

    MOO HERE MOO THERE EVERYWHERE A MOO MOO!!

    9/23/09
  • Melzo
    luv Melzo

    Ok now love back x

    9/21/09 via Mobile
  • Melzo
    Melzo

    Yea, i know the feeling. love back. x

    9/21/09 via Mobile
  • Melzo
    luv Melzo

    Hey babe:) sorry been at work. yea me to:( dramas hard work atm. love. xx

    9/20/09 via Mobile