TIME OF YER LIFEEE!!!!! two weeks of wild madness, enjoyed every single minute of it (DOESNT even fit the blog lmao) :

*CANT wait to see the BUTCH, use!!! eh a mean the beach lol
*MOZZLETOFF!
*BECCA...HAVE A seeeaaaaat! (half scottish and a seat of english) lmao
*fukin boyturiser! where is it?! ehh moisturiser...
*"A kie hora!!!!!" "rach... thts askin for the time in spanish...lmaoo ..."UNTY A HORA!
*ash n bex singin there hearts out to "Cos i want it alll or nothin at alllllllll......yeaaaaah"
*smokin a few jays in the balconey - BOB MARLEY COS EVERY LIL THINGS GONNA BE A ARWRYT....YEAHHHH DONT WORRY BOUT A thinggggggggg!!!
*christine ur a steamer stoner"
*lalalallalla in EVERY taxi at the same corner....
*lalallalalla evenually from a spanish taxi driver - say wiiiiit???
*geees him a bitty the ol parrot talkin...becca sings (kiss it !!)
*Fancy a bit of the ASH MC D treament??? lmfao......moan?.!!!!!!!!!!
*SKINNY DIPPIN
*POLE DANCIN in joker!!!
*"omg!!! TEETH...IN THE SEA!!
*rach falls down a step funky dancin !
*u n that ear of yours are cumin oot!!!!!
*Jumpin in our pool at 3am wakin up the whole hotel .....wiiit we were steammboats lmaoo
"omg i fink a can float....? even when steamin....i thought i would sink. IF YOU CAN HEAR ME IN SCOTLAND I LOVE YOU!!!!
*Ashley....ive ......gone commando. lmaoo
*NO PUN INCLUDED. "rach do you not mean ....intended?" lmao
*Daniels heavey gansta rappin "bitches and ma niggas yeahh fukin get fuked up crunked up till i die yeh yeh..." two secs later "you should let me looove youu ooh ohhh yeahh" FULL ON.
(see the contrast lmao)
*Daniels ....flips?
*LETS GO TOPLESS......rach and bex on the beach!!!! lmaoo
*On our first nyt the waiter FEDDING us like goats at a ZOOO...."here more! i give you more!" fedding us from a bottle into our mouths - WHOLE RESTUARNT lookin lmao
*HONEY RUM AFTER EVERY MEAL
* BEX : "use....omg. theres like....a loaf growin outta the chocolate spread.
*I GOT A FEELIN THT TONIGHTS GONNA BE A GOOD NYT!!! (every night lmao.)
*Barbies barbies use are PARTY GIRLS!!
*Simon sittin on period ....we all laughin....he laughs the loudest ...not knowin ...wht the fuck we were laughin at lmaoooooooooooo
"BOAT TRIP!!!! sex games!!! tryna burst the balloon with a partner!!! and rope games!
*fed champaign ...passin ice mouth to mouth!!! ash n rach ...with the balloon!!! lol!
*beccas got a water laugh...does the same diffrent one in the water"
*christine looks at ash...after lookin at her put on rachs WHITE POWDER. michael jacko!!!
*PRADA DEL INGLES...rach gets pickpocketed lol...fone and cam ...gone ..oh dear
*CHRISTINE I HAVE BROKE MY TOE....AND ITS NOT FUNNY.....
*wee lizard freddie...christine found - rachs fingers on it lmaoo
*SIMON ...CMON ginger we needta go barbie....come on barbies
*rach and bex - " you know i want meee...you know u want chaaa...wft lmaoo?!!!
*ASH. (rach sticks her foot up in the water. "SHHHH" and the shhh face.
* ASH BOBBIN FACE !! POOL TIMES! GOOD TIMES!! everyone bobbin - bobbers
*rachs tannin after sun....i think im wearing fake tan.....
*HOTEL MOTEL!!!! yeha yeahhhh joker!!!
*im all wet and have no pants on...."wft did bex just say....?????lmao
*Knowin everyones starsign before we know there names lmao
*PIECES AND A VIRGO. " OMGGGGG PSYCHIC BASTARD."
*Bexs part - We're gonna have a ballll!!!
*rach puts a tshirt behind her ears..."u look like dopey. lol" "naww she looks like a special child" hahaha "do a ...let me see a wee mirror..." rach presses lift to see the mirror. A guy steps out ...."sorry i was just pressin the lift." "defooo SPECIAL CHILD LMAOOOOOOOO!!!
*bexs piranna face "ingyyinginggyingggyingggyyyyyingg
 gg" wft do pirannas make tht noise?
*AQUA PARK! AMAZIN! SHOOTS! RACHAELS WEGGIE!! lolol
*AQUA FLUMES! Water waves!! holdin up the waterpark becos we all wanted to relax!!! jampacked!!!!!!!! omg!!!
*Pieces sign in the water - bex n xtine!
*Maid in our apartment....

Point in a blog...? Make one. why not. Make a pointless point, a point.

-I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around the rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!!!

- and So there was this woman and her name was shiela. Im not sure if she exactly had a middle name but her name was shiela anyways. Then she married Joe. "He was good in bed", says she. However this happy ending seems, his second name was "Wheeler." So she became... Sheila Wheeler. Dont Get me StaRteD on Mrs Penny Money.

- Last weekend was actuall madness. I was the poorest person on planet earth, if i am ever on it.....yet, somehow, i still managed to find myself launched high onto a heaaap of rocks. (ROCK CLIMBIN) DING DONG yaldi. Rebeccas 19th! Went out for a meal on fridaay night where we got fat and eat for africa and suffered 3 hours sleep - i learned to play poker in the early hours and WON 3 TIMES IN A ROW....born a natural 'poker pro'. Simply because ....they could not... 'read my poker face', ("woaahh wooahh...gaga"). Bowlin was an option that a peniless poper would opt for ....sac 'at ! .....i wanted to be a extreme competiter and pay another few buck for another half an hour of madness. (xtine ya loser ) Lunch skinned me a tenner. Lanasna. Nice but. Hmmm That night....clubbin i fink i found money .....my pocket was a money generatin machine....i know NOT ...HOW the fuCk it got there and how i survived the weeekend of 11 hours sleep in 3 daays. Mysterious isnaeee even the word......but bex, (the old foggy that she is) enjoyed her bday!!! I could even pass it off as my own bday i had that much to do.......

Fav Quotes :

"If you've got a dream, then go get it!"

"Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You..."

"Quitters Never Win ...and...Winners Never Quit "

"To the world you may be a person but to one person YOU may be the world"

"When enough is enough, that's when you know that you are halfway there!"

*Love like you've never been hurt"

"Live everyday as if it were youre last"

"Live Your Life With Your Arms Wide Opened"

"Even though youre heart is on the left it is always right."

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"

"Be POSITIVE in lIfe "

"Never Let those who dont matter in life bring you down"

"I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies."

"Make your haters your movivatiors"

"Nothing is impossible if you truly believe in yourself"

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars."

"Dream, Believe, Become"

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"

"Be Inspired!"

"Dance like no one's watching"

"Everything happens for a reason. Whatevers supposed to happen..is supposed to happen"

"Keep on keepin on"

"To get through the hardest journeys you need only take one step at a time, but you must keep stepping"

"always aim for the stars, they are well within your reach"

"you only get one life - grab it with both hands"

"Smile "

"You know you are in love when you can't fall asleep because reality has finally become better than your dreams"

"Feel the rain on your skin..let no1 else feel it for you!"

"You never know until you try "

LOVEEEEEEE LIFEEEEEEEE <3