Deane Woods
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- Music
- Absolutely EVERYTHING - my Ipod is evidence of this! 7, 500+ Songs
- Films
- I have over 400 Films on DVD but my favourites include Blow, Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Napoleon Dynamite, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas ..........
- Sports
- Anything again, but mainly football, CHELSEA RULE!
- Scared Of
- Pigeons
- GOOD TIMES
- FEPs. Makro. Forts.
- BAD TIMES
- Work.
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The Ultimate Banter Blog: FRANKFURT/LUXEMBOURG
Frankfurt / Luxembourg Blog
The Little Book of Deane
Starring
Cathy, Daithi, Dave, Deane, Edgar, James, Jonny, Mike.
Co-Starring
Andreas from Denmark, Boletta from Denmark, Charles from Quebec
Dave from Liverpool, Jo from Manchester, John from Dublin,
Kristine from Denmark, Lee from Yorkshire, Linda from Dublin,
Mark from New Zealand, Nine-Inch Nails Fan from US, Robb from Scotland,
Senka from Slovenia, Soren from Denmark and Tim from New Zealand.
When booking the flights, I got Jamesy to call Daithi to confirm everything and Jamesy said when Daithi answered the phone “excuse me sir, I’m calling to confirm your reservation to Germany” Daithi was sleeping and answered “who is this?” later admitting he though it was a travel agent?
Me getting duped into purchasing Eveready batteries form Mace which couldn’t even start a digital camera!
Dave: “What are you talking about ….. prepare the sandwiches?”
While going to get food a couple of hours before our trip commenced, we were walking down our street Dave brought his ManBag with him, I asked him “why did you bring your bag we’re only going to the shop?” Dave’s silence spoke more than any comeback could and he finally said “because I need it to put stuff in” my reply was instantaneous “oh really, I think you just brought it because it matches your hat”.
McClockers realising a couple of hours before we got our bus that his passport was in Derry, he had to drive back to (London)Derry, retrieve the passport and get a bus from Derry to Dublin and arrived just before check in opened! When he came round to our house to tell us we all just laughed then he said “anyone fancy a roadtrip?” and we just laughed even harder, then we laughed all the way from Belfast to Dublin.
I sent this text to Mike [We’re getting the 11 bus down to the airport, we’ll be down at 1.15 Deane] Mike replied with [Deadly On!] when later asked if this was a mistake he replied “No, why?”
Me staying up for 40 hours on the first 2 days including a full days work, bus from Belfast to Dublin, staying up in Dublin airport all night, flight from Dublin to Frankfurt Hahn, bus from Frankfurt Hahn to Frankfurt, checking into hostel, spending the rest of the day drinking around Frankfurt and then me and Daithi went to watch the champions league matches as everyone else had folded.
Eunuchs TV show we watched just before leaving the house, which led to the classic quote from Dave “So ... he’s got a fanny, a cock, a hole ….. and an ass?”
When the taxi driver picked us up, we were saying where we where going and I said there should be one more but he’s a twat and forgot his passport and had to go back to Derry to get it, the driver said “that’s something special”.
At the bus we fired our bags into the bus and got on, I realised there was no one guarding the bags and anyone could just grab it and run off so I said “Jamesy your at the window watch the bags” Jamesy then said “Edgar look out the window” Edgar hesitated, I said “Edgar, are you looking out the window?” Edgar said “yeah, yeah”, Jamesy Said “Edgar all I’m saying is if someone takes my bag you owe me a whole lotta money” Edgar said “fine, I’ll look out this window” Jamesy ended with “all I’m saying whole lotta money”.
INSERT [Edgar Kelly Jones Story Here]
(This became a running joke also – Kelly Jones that is)
Jamesy “only you slag with cross references edgar”
When Dave Jamesy and Edgar attempted to start a game of I Spy: -
Dave: “I can think of many things beginning with W to describe you”
Jamesy: “Wise?”
Dave: “Welt”
Jamesy: “What’s a welt?”
Edgar: “I think it’s a flaccid penis”
Dave 10 seconds off the bus “I should have got one with wheels”. (Referring to his bag).
Edgar “I’ve annexed some Napkins in the name of the British Empire!”
(This became a running joke thr2 Commentaren 955 dagen
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Dublin Banter Blog: Part 2
100 Yards
Dave: “How far are we away from the motorway?”
Jamesy: “100 yards”
Dave: “LIES” (said quietly while shaking his fist in the air with 1 finger out)
Deane: “We are NEVER 100 yards from the motorway its far more than that”
Jamesy: “We’ll see”
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Dave: “How far are we away from the motorway now?”
Jamesy: (Looks up) “100 yards”
Dave: “We’ve done half a mile since you said 100 yards”
Deane: “Told ya”
Jamesy: “How do you know”
Dave: “I have a …… thing that tells me”
Jamesy: “Yeah whatever, that doesn’t work”
Dave: “It does work” (Pats the steering wheel of the swift)
*****
Jamesy: “WHAT’S A YARD?!?!”
Coffee Wrong House
As soon as we arrived as coffee had to use the toilet, he went which house is it, I pointed to Mike’s actual house, as Dave and Jamesy walked toward it he rang the bell. Then I grabbed them and shouted hide we all hid behind the nearest car and all we could hear from the other side shortly after in a wee quiet voice was “it’s not his house is it?” To which we all laughed Dave mostly as he was unaware it actually was Mikes house.
Fifa is the Business
(While talking about the differences of Fifa and Pro Evo Coffee said)
Coffee: “FIFA … is the business”
Mikey phoning the wrong number
Ordering Godfathers, mike was whinging about having to order the pizza, even though its his house we don’t know the street etc and he orders from it all the time. Anyway Jamesy stepped up and mikes only job in the process was to phone the number and he phoned the wrong number: -
[Mike types in number]
James: “Hi, I’d Like to place an order for delivery”
[James looks back at us really confused]
James: “Wait ….. is this Godfathers, oh sorry wrong number?”
[Hangs Up]
James: “Mikey you BALLBAG!”
McMeekin (BIG mike): “What is this Godfathers ….. No …… can you get it anyway?”
Coffee Mere DJ
Coffee: “Dave we will call you a mere DJ ….. if you just press play”
Everyone (quietly under their breath): “Ballbag”
Marching
Jamesy: “Could I March Coffee”
Coffee: “eh no”
Jamesy: “but I could wear my Armagh top, its orange it’ll match the sash and then people would be like look at that good orange man, there until I they got up close.”
Coffee: “no, no, no” (Getting Quieter)
Coffee: “what’s with all the sectarian humour lads”
Jamesy: “we’re only joking coffee”
Daithi: “we don’t really mean it”
Deane: “……….I do”
Jamesy: “So do I ……….. ballbag”
Middle of the road on the way to Toast
Jamesy: “Gone lets walk in the middle of the road like we’re orange people”
Will Ferrell?
McMeekin pointed out that coffee looks a lot like Will Ferrell.
Fight Fight Fight!
The conversation broke into 3, coffee and mike taking about nothing interesting, me and jamesy having a pure lies conversation and McMeekin and Daithi taking about martial arts, 4 types between them so they should be able to do something. Me and jamesy’s conversation soon turned into who would win a fight between them two. Obviously we asked them, they back tracked taking crap about weapons and wind direction. When Jamesy came out with this gem:-
Jamesy: “Cut the crap, who would win?, I know how to get you to, to fight!”
McMeekin and Daithi: “How?”
(Jamesy points to Daithi then slowly moves his finer to McMeekin)
Jamesy: “He called you ….. a ballbag”
Jamesy and Deane: “Fight Fight Fight”
Fight Fight Fight 2!
I started saying how good who you guys be in a real fight like would you have our backs if me and jamesy where wrecked and slaggin Dubliners when Jamesy said this:-
(to Daithi) Jamesy: “If we got in a fight and you did nothing, after the fight I’d be all like WING CHUN MY ASS, FUCKING WING CHUN, …………BALLBAG!”
Girl on Phone
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Dublin Banter Blog
Dublin Banter Blog (including pre-dublin banter)
22nd August to 27th August 2006
Pre Dublin Banter
Jamesy got bronagh to paint his pinky pink, then I suggested Coops got bronagh to put his name on his nails and he went with J Coops and used it to talk to every single girl in Belfast!
Arriving at the Limelight the Q was huge so I had to make a swift move to jonny et al half way down, and others made there way down and eventually me coops and feeney got past jonny et al, but once inside we couldn’t find anyone so they had all left and jamesy texted me and said aunty annies, outside we run into like and get him to go to aunty annies on the way a brief argument erupted about aunty annies or stiff kitten but this was settled by feeney asked the stiff kitten bouncer if he knew where stiff kitten was, so once we got to aunty annies we where told we weren’t getting in there then Luke and all heading on to globe and feeney and myself talked the bouncer into letting us in and after a swift lap no one was there, so we left said cheers to the bouncer and started walking back to feeneys half way in I called jamesy and he said everyone was in stiff kitten except us and had been since the start, so we when back past the bouncer who let us into AA and to the bouncer feeney made a muppet of himself to – BASTARD! Should’ve just stayed in the Limelight
McClean turned from the Limelight and stiff kitten and having to go back to his house to get a passport to get into Stiff Kitten, and then getting Steve and Don out them having a repeat the next morning.
Me finding Lip-gloss in Stiff Kitten and applying it to jamesy, paul dave, jonny and myself the Denise putting lipstick and eyeliner on jamesy.
Drunk guy passed out in the emerald and we sat at his table, and me and jamesy sat opposite him and there was no seat beside him and feeney had to stand and feeney was shouting right in his ear “I can’t believe I have to stand because of you!” and jumping up and down completely ragin’ and poking him n stuff and the drunk was practically unconscious and feeney just kept slaggin’ him!
Paul getting slagged loads after Limelight but I wasn’t there, all I heard about was “you could put me back in the Limelight and I could walk home backwards”.
Snakes on a plane – FUCKING AWESOME
Dave Lockman, paul and jamesy went to castle court and when getting the car dave went on ahead to pay but only had a 20 sheet but paul and jamesy had the exact £2.20 in change it was later found out but anyway Lockman received £17.80 in change £1 a few 50p’s and the rest in 10p’s and 20p’s apparently the change just kept coming and coming I wish I was there working 9 to 5 sucks!
Feeney saying “Cooper you’re a walking hardon” the day after the Limelight
[At Snow Patrol]
Feeney: “This place smells like shit”
Jamesy: “Yeah”
Feeney: “Ever since you got here it does”
Jamesy: “You must of shit yourself when you seem me”
[Feeneys smile seemed to be an acknowledge that he’d been bested]
Bin banter outside the ice cream truck beside the radio 1 tent
Feeney making up the abbreviation db’s, and pointing out about a 100 at SP.
Green and Orange TIC TAC STORY – its pure lies
“Fuck the sunshine” randomer at Vital
Dave p_____ on me in Vital and me telling everyone in the Vicinity
Lightbody saying “are you all having a good night?” massive cheer from 20,000 people at vital then dave shouts “Fuck yeah” really loudly, it was totally audible to loads of people and sounded really funny
Bastards at gigs including the bitch who fell over then grabbed my hair and started shaking my head back and forth cause she accused me of kicking her while she was on ground even though no one could move anywhere but I totally gave her loads of abuse, I only wish I had the chance again and I would’ve kicked her!
Coops crowd surfing before the encore, thinking they’d finished and6 Commentaren 1195 dagen
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Sat 12th Sep - Bar Budda, Odysssey - Belfast
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Deano hows it goin man. Im down with mike in dublin this weekend, hes got a nice spot down here. I def have to visit Asia sometime. That's where you experience it all. How was it to see the Grand Prix in real life? Hope you having a blast. Take it easy.
we were there in june and early july. it was only the beginning fo the rainy season wen we were leaving... but it was class.. it would rain between 2 and 3 or sumtin each day then it was sunny the rest fo the day. U know wen its coming cuz it gets windy and the sky goes grey, pretty cool... it doesnt cause any disruption really. You thinking of going bac there? I can't believe u were in thailand and remain unaware of buckets! basically u get a bucket... with near a 3rd of a 10 glass in there, sum questionable concentrated redbull and a dash of orange juice.. cnt beat it! We made of decision for this summer... peru and boliva.. flights alone are near £800 tho so saving starts now!
well hows the great ocean road going??
heya! how was the grand prix?... exciting race, good old Button!! Really disappointed to hear that Thailand didnt live up! We had an amazing time there.. we are looking into flghts to go back this summer but dunno if we'll make it to oz... lack of funds! Did you get to angkor? cnt beat it! We really loved Hoi An aswell! What was the buzz in Singapore.. REALLY wanna go there but ive heard mixed reviews! Uni is grand, off for easter now. Only one yr left, its scary! u got ursel a job out there yet? I hear they r hard to come by now? Ok most important questions... Buckets?
well lad hows the trip going? haven't seen any blog action! check out our new music video on our page, you may like!
hey deane!!! sorry about the late reply i just remembered there! lol. not to much craic at the dance or blocked city but make regularly scheduled visits every so often lol. my address is 9 chlorine gardens, stranmillis, bt9 5dj. i hope no people look my my photo and think im so hot that they start stalking me lol. hows australia? i hear ur wanting to go back to asia
by bouncy castle u mean dingy.lol... nah havent seen them in a long time, tink theyve moved out actaully... paddys day was tres messy, went dwn home for it, on the sauce all day. u get up 2 much shiela??
hey deane, long time no talk! hows u? hows it going? I've been getting wee updates on u and mikey from catherine, I hear u didnt really like thailand. hope its going better for u now. I have organised my thurs nite, we went to legends with our own booze, I would have called it a roaring success. The funniest bit was when James saw the bill for corkage and he said "but mines was a screw-top" good times!
Happy Paddys Day, u doing anything good for it?
alritio sir, plenty of partyin happenin up in belfast, but sadly not with nxt door, havent heard r seen sight nor sound of them since ur leavin party!! ul prob c them b4 we do so tel them to call round!!lol... were all have ya been to?? any maddness? aye heard there was a bitta droght on the job front over there
Hey! We're in Koh Samui now.. tis great! Not long left tho so trying to make the most of it! Home next Saturday.. I cant believe it!! lol. My friend facebooked me, they're in Melbourne too and even McDonalds wont give them a job :-( Have ya's been to the neighbours night at the elephant and wheelbarrow? It was a great night out!!
Well Deano and co hws it goin 4us? jus cn on Stephs bebo us hav bn doin lots of traverllin!so us havn fun?ne mad nites r stories?
go on.. make me jealous... where on earth are you?
Aw.. looks like I just missed ya! lol.. I sent you a mail anyways.. Cambodia sounds great! talk soon!
Hey! I see your off on your travels.. hows it going? We arrived in Thailand a couple of days ago and loving it so far!! When are you in Thailand? Hope alls well.. we're one down due to a fallout!! lol
Well Pal long time no speak how's tricks?
well deano hope to see ya at the next mental deficiency gig - 16th of december in the pavillion!