Aoife McCarthy

cant believe all the girls just came to Essex to suprise me! best suprise ever!!!

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  • Jest z nami od: January 2006
  • Ostatnio online: 27 tygodni temu
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O mnie

Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Im an essex girl now!
Moja druga połowa
Eoin Bennett
Music
Anything good like, non of this poppy shite! (NO WESTLIFE)
Frames, BellX1, Damo Rice, Tracey Chapman, DAVID GRAY (my future hubby!), Libertines, Strokes, smow partrol. dec o rourke, gemma hayes
Films
Best Of Bosco
Sports
Blackhall Gaels!! GAA. Meath, Blackhall Gaels!!
Scared Of
growing up
Happiest When
im out!! not studying!

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  • God Bless the Irish language

    i feel a bit uaigneach that friggin sceince is taking over my brain and i momentarly forget about the wonderes of our teanga dhuchais. My maevie ( the bright yellow crayon she is) brought to my attention that the irish for condoms rhymes with the irish for sausages. Hmmm saghais ioróin, coiscíní agus ispíní

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  • St Paddys Day Trouble Shooting Guide

    SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet
    CAUSE: Glass Being held at incorrect angle.
    ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling

    SYMPTOM:Feet warm and wet
    CAUSE: Improper Bladder Control
    ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about lack of house training

    SYMPTOM: Beer/vodka unusually pale and tasteless
    CAUSE: a) Glass empty.
    b) You're holding a Coors Lite
    ACTION: Get someone to buy you a proper drink

    SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights
    CAUSE: You have fallen over backward.
    ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar

    SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts, back of head covered with ashes
    CAUSE: You have fallen forward
    ACTION: See above

    SYMPTOM: beer/vodka tasteless, front of your shirt is wet
    CAUSE: a) Mouth not open
    b)Glass applied to wrong part of face
    ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror

    SYMPTOM: Floor Blurred
    CAUSE: You are looking through bottom of empty glass
    ACTION: find you way to the bar

    SYMPTOM: Floor moving
    CAUSE: You are being carried out
    ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar

    SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark
    CAUSE: Bar has closed
    ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender (ask Henry for a lift!) If staff is gone, grab a six-pack to go and hit the nearest fire escape door. Run

    SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures
    CAUSE: Alcohol consumption has exceeded personal limitations
    ACTION: Cover mouth, open window, stick head outside (or in Kenos hand, or down your top isnt that right mary!)

    SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles
    CAUSE: You are dancing on the table (your prob trying to be caz and make a speech)
    ACTION: Fall on someone cushy-looking

    SYMPTOM: Beer/vodka is crystal-clear
    CAUSE: It's water! Somebody is trying to sober you up
    or else is vodka neat contiune drinking
    ACTION: Punch the water giver (Niall)

    Boys:
    SYMPTOM: People are standing around urinals, talking or putting on makeup
    CAUSE: You're in the ladies' room
    ACTION: Do not use urinal! Excuse yourself, exit and try the next door down the hall. Try to get phone numbers (optional)

    Girls:
    SYMPTOM: boys are peeing in the sink while your trying to wash your hands
    CAUSE: Your in the mens
    ACTION: Take a sneak preview at their richards,see if they are worth while chasing

    SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear
    CAUSE: You have been in a fight or ran into a parked bus
    ACTION: Fight-Apologize to everyone you see just in case it was them
    Bus-cry!

    SYMPTOM: Don't recognize anyone, don't recognize the room you're in
    CAUSE: You've wandered into the wrong party
    ACTION: See if they have free beer

    SYMPTOM: Your bedroom is painted gray, has a concrete floor and an interesting steel door. Toilet may be conveniently located next to your bunk
    CAUSE: a) You're in jail
    b) You're in the navy
    ACTION: Sleep it off, you can always get out tomorrow. Don't talk to your new roommate, and under no circumstances sleep on your stomach

    SYMPTOM: You are dancing to a Village People song, and your partner is wearing leather chaps
    CAUSE: You're in a gay bar
    ACTION: Keeping your back to the wall, edge toward nearest exit. Do not accept offers for backrubs

    SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted
    CAUSE: The beer is too weak or its only a single
    ACTION: Have more until your voice improves

    SYMPTOM: Don't remember the words to the song
    CAUSE: vodka/beer doing just right
    ACTION: Play air guitar

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  • Bernard O' Reilly
    Bernard O' Reilly

    Hi Aoife how goes it, any stories?? You back at college, myself and JD are heading for Canada in September must go for a few 7ups before then!!

    20 tygodni temu
  • Aran O Dowd
    Aran O Dowd

    why do u like the queen

    20 tygodni temu
  • Dani Marie
    Dani Marie

    Hey Aoife - hows things with you? Are you still over in England or you back home getting looked after LOL

    24 tygodnie temu
  • James Duffy
    James Duffy

    Ye definitely, when are you home? I'd say it'll be a mad month for you, trying to see everyone. So any other craic? It's all quiet here, too feckin quiet. Mel has a house party in maynooth on Fri nite if you're around??

    28 tygodni temu
  • Charlie Roarty
    Charlie Roarty

    haha havnt heard that song in a long time

    im good, working away. the football season is nearly over, just one game left so im looking forward to having beer fueled weekends for a wile.

    so how are the exams going? when do you finish?

    28 tygodni temu
  • Bernard O' Reilly
    Bernard O' Reilly

    Hi Aoife...wudnt like to be stuck at that studyin but fair-play to ye it has to be done, myself and Duff have applied for Visa's for Canada and wer considerin goin for a look!! Drink is helpin me get through the recession so we should definitely go on a session if you want to deadin a few brain cells!! Talk to you soon and keep the studyin up

    28 tygodni temu
  • Aran O Dowd
    Aran O Dowd

    I Feel were drifting apart

    31 tygodni temu
  • Orla Mc Carthy
    Orla Mc Carthy

    nooo stop livin in the past aoife!

    33 tygodnie temu
  • James Duffy
    James Duffy

    very observant aren't you?? I'll have to change that. I know its all people talk about but I was let go so I've an excuse for the moment.:L I'd trade for the student life alright except the study bit. I hope someone has forewarned london, money or no money. Should be a laugh.

    33 tygodnie temu
  • Bernard O' Reilly
    Bernard O' Reilly

    Hi Aoife...ye im well sick of the 'R' word as well; very little crack of late although I was on a session with your former housemate in Navan on Sunday night. You must be doin a bit of studyin at this stage, when are the exams kicking off?

    Must go on a bit of a shin-dig the weekend of that championship match, Quinns could be hit fairly hard!! Jesus; your Granny is going to be 100 thats crazy...knowing you and the rest of the Mc Carthy clan I wouldn't be suprised if the celebrations are similar to your 21st!!

    33 tygodnie temu
  • James Duffy
    James Duffy

    Hey, hows this term treating you? I wish I was back in college now - this country has just gone to pot. So is the social life still in full swing over there or has the college work taken its toll yet?

    34 tygodnie temu
  • Orla Mc Carthy
    Orla Mc Carthy

    ugh il do it laaaaaaaaaater

    34 tygodnie temu
  • Karen Nelson
    Karen Nelson

    yes Aoife, im great and you know it

    37 tygodni temu
  • James Duffy
    James Duffy

    After our last performance I think non alcoholic would be best. Id def be on for meetin up, give me a txt when your home & we'll try organise sometin. Smithfiel just sucked in the end as do exams as far as I can remember. Ye mikes always at me to join it, I might look into it. best of luck in the exams anyway - oh ye if do meet up, DONT bring a handbag.:L

    39 tygodni temu
  • Orla Mc Carthy
    Orla Mc Carthy

    ehh maybe but hey it was rag week....
    but i would like to point out that the picture of me asleep is actually when i was completely sober....i was to hungover and sleepy to drink that night after the escapades of the day :D

    39 tygodni temu
  • James Duffy
    James Duffy

    Hey hows it goin? Serves you right, you were goin on about how great student life is but there is a downside to it - ha!! working sucks too though. Myself & mike moved out to ranelagh, goin to be real southsiders. I bet you're flavour of the month over there after the match??

    40 tygodni temu
  • Aran O Dowd
    Aran O Dowd

    lies?

    40 tygodni temu
  • Orla Mc Carthy
    Orla Mc Carthy

    ohh yeah so it is....well its not THAT short its quite short though..

    43 tygodnie temu
  • Eadaoin Cunningham
    luv Eadaoin Cunningham

    hey aoife!! im so sorry i havnt been in touch with u, sucha stressful few weeks tryna get organised!! cant believe im goin today ahhhhh!!
    love u laods hun n i'll let u know how im gettin on xoxoxox

    43 tygodnie temu
  • Charlie Roarty
    Charlie Roarty

    well efa you have got to get with it. living the life in college, with not a taught in the world for the poor recessed workers :D
    ah no i was asked a question about work and then it was world war 3
    plenty of dancing, yeah defo not my scene. well not if you want me to put your pathetic dancing to shame :L :L

    44 tygodnie temu