50 Things About My Other Half
1 - What's their name –Mairead
2 - Does he/she have a girlfriend/boyfriend – yep
3 - Would you go to Disneyland with them –yep cause i wana go back cause i cant remember much when i was there before
4 - How old were you when you first met - 17
5 - Do you know their secrets? – dno
6 - Is this person older than you? –nope
7 - When was the last time you saw this person? – 2 hours ago
8 - Are you related to this person? - nope!
10 - Are you their b/f or g/f? – yep!
11 - Do you have a nickname for each other? – kinda not reli buh sorta ..what she said lol
12 - Do you have pics of this person on your bebo? - i do
13 - How many times do you talk to this person ? too many! all the time
14 - Do you think this person will repost this on their bebo ? well i stole it from her
15 - Could you live with this person? – damn rite...allrrriieeee
16 - Why is this person your other half? cause i felt lonely havin no other half
17 - Have you seen this person cry? - yep
18 - Do you know this persons middle name? claire...thats not embarassing at all
19 - Have you ever been shopping with this person? – yeh..more like walkin around, and as she said..somehow endin up in mcdonalds
20 - Have you ever had a sleepover with this person? – afraid not
21 - Have you ever made something with this person? – we made time fly
22 - Have you ever gave this person something? – yep
23 - Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person? - yep...shes underage...im not...but il still get done...roll on december 31st!
24 - Do you know everything about this person? – pretty much
25 - Does this person have a job? – ha..i suppose
26 - Does this person have you as their other half? – no shoite
27 - Do you think you & your other half will be best friends forever? – it cud happen! as she said
28 - Now say something only you and this person will understand? - gigiddy goo!
29 - Have you ever taken bebo pictures with this person? – yep
30 - Have you and your other half fought before? – yes...she always kicks my ass (whipped)
31 - Is your other half on drugs? – sure acts like it neway oj
32 - Does this person drink alcohol? – hahahaha yep MESS ...she said that..speak for urself mairead
34 - Have you and your other half made up a hand shake? - not yet! she said..are we?
35 - Have you and your other half done prank calls together? - no not yet but we will ! she said..i agree!
36 - Have you ever seen this person dance? – yes!...
37 - Have you ever seen this person sing? – yep..usualy the ting tings
38 - Do you and this person have a certain saying? – yes....a few family guy quotes?
39 - Do you know this persons bebo password? – no but i kno her phone password
40 - Do you know who this person likes or who she or he is going out with? – me
41 - Have you and this person ever gotten into a fight that lasted? – over night just
42 - Does this person have a dog? – no...4 cats that she dusnt like
43 - Does this person go on the computer often? – never off it
44 - Have you and this person gone clubbing - yup
46 - Do you talk a lot to this person? – yes alot
47 - Have you licked this person? – no thats disgusting..ok yes
48 - Has this person yelled at you? – not really but has been mad at me
49 - Have you and this person got into a fist fight? - wudn call it a fist fight now..but yea messin bout lol
50 - How much do you love this person? – loads

Shotgun rules

Section I - General Rules

1) The first person to yell "SHOTGUN" gets to ride in the front seat.
2) The remaining back seats may be divvied up in the same manner by being the first to call "back right seat", etc..
3) The word "shotgun" must be loud enough to be heard by at least one witness. If no witness is to be found, or in case of a tie, the driver has the final word. After all, it is most likely his car. (note: if it isn't his car, and the owner is present, the owner's decision is final. Owner must be sober, however, or he will defer his judgment to the driver.)
4) Early calls are strictly prohibited. All occupants of the vehicle (including the driver) must be outside of the building and directly on the way to the vehicle before shotgun may be called. Under no circumstances may a person call shotgun inside a building. For sake of simplicity, a garage is considered to be outside. Parking structures and detached garages are always considered as being outdoors, even if they are underground.
5) A person may only call shotgun for one way of a trip. Shotgun can never be called while inside a vehicle or still technically on the way to the first location. For example, one can not get out of a vehicle and call Shotgun for the return journey.
6) Being as how everyone is created equal, men have the same right as women to the front seat of the car. i.e. women don't own the front seat.
7) One is allowed to ride shotgun as many times as he can call it, but for himself only. No one can call shotgun for their slower friend, unless the friend has a speech or mental handicap that prevents them from calling it for themselves.
The driver has final say in all ties and disputes. The driver has the right to suspend or remove all shotgun privileges from one or more persons.
9) In the case of a tie (ergo 2 people calling shotgun at exactly the same time) the call is to be repeated indefinately until one of the concerned parties gets the call out first. The Driver will judge.


Section II - Special Cases

These special exceptions to the rules above should be considered in the order presented; the case listed first will take precedence over any of the cases beneath it, when applicable.
1) In the instance that the normal driver of a vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun.
2) If the instance that the person who actually owns the vehicle is not driving, then he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
3) In the instance the driver's spouse, lover, partner, or hired prostitute for the evening is going to accompany the group, he/she is automatically given Shotgun, unless they decline.
4) In the instance that one of the passengers may become so ill during the course of the journey that the other occupants feel he/she will toss their cookies, then the ill person should be given Shotgun to make appropriate use of the window.
5) In the instance that only one person knows how to get to a given location and this person is not the driver, then as the designated navigator for the group they automatically get Shotgun, unless they decline.
6) In the instance that one of the occupants is too wide or tall to fit comfortably in the back seat, then the driver may show mercy and award Shotgun to the genetic misfit. Alternatively, the driver and other passengers may continually taunt the poor fellow as they make a three hour trip with him crammed in the back.


Section III - The Survival Of The Fittest Rules (a.k.a The Bastard Rules)

1) If the driver so wishes, he/she may institute the Survival Of The Fittest Rules on the process of calling Shotgun. In this case all rules, excepting 1.8, are suspended and the passenger seat is occupied by whoever can take it by force.
2) The driver must announce the institution of the Survival Of The Fittest Rules with reasonable warning to all passengers. This clause reduces the amount of blood

The new Limerick manager sent scouts out around the world looking for
a
new centre forward to replace his old and decrepid players hoping to
win
the Sam Maguire. One of the scouts informs him of a Young Iraqi GAA
player
who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar.

The Gaffer
flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed
and arranges for him
to come over.

Two weeks later Limerick are 4-10 to 1-10 down to Kerry
with only 20
minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi lad the nod and
on he
goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 4 goals in 20 minutes and wins
the
game for Limerick.
The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are
delighted and the
media love the new star. When the player comes off the
pitch he
phones his mum to tell her about his first game in the
Championship.
Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes
today, we were 3
goals down but I scored 4 and we won. Everybody loves me,
the fans,the
media, they all love me."
"Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me
tell you about my day. Your father got
shot in the street, your sister and I
were ambushed and beaten and our
brother has joined a gang of looters, while
you were having a great time."

The young lad is very upset, "What can I
say mum, but I'm so sorry."
"Sorry?!" says his mum, "You're f**king sorry????
It's your fault we moved
to Limerick in the first place!"