Who are you?
Are we close?
Have you got a crush on me?
Have you ever had a crush on me?
Would you ever kiss me?
What do you think of me?
Would you go out with me?
How did we meet?
Give me a nickname? Why
Describe me in three words.
If you had me for 30 mins what would you do?
Whats your first impression of me?
Do you still think the same?
What reminds you of me?
If you could give me anything what would it be?
How well do you know me?
What do you like best about me?
Have you ever wanted to tell me something you couldn't? What?
Could you ever love me?
Are you gonna put this on you blog and see what i say about you?
Anything else to say before you go?

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom)-"do not turm upside down" (well.......duh, a bit late, huh!)

On a bag of Fritos- You Could be a Winner! no purchase necessary. Details inside (a shop lifters special?)

On Sainsbury's peanuts- "Warning: may contain nuts" (talk about a news flash)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do alot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Marks and Spencer Bread Pudding- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought???????....)

On a Sears hairdryer- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time i have to work on my hair?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners- "Serving suggestions: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron- "Do not iron chloths on body." (but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid- "Warning: May cause drowsiness" (...I'm taking this because???????....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -"For indoor or outdoor use only" (as opposed to what??.....)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts- Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: Say what?)

On a child's Superman costume- "Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the Parenmts for this one.)

Everthing hurts and what doesn't hurt doesnt work.
The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You feel like the night before and you haven't been anywhere.
Your little black book contains only names ending in MD.
You get winded playing chess.
Your children begin to look middle aged.
You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.
You join a health club and don't go.
You begin to outlive euthusiasm.
You decide to procrastinate, but then never get round to it.
You make contracts that your body can't meet.
A dripping faucett causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You know the answers but nobody asks you the you the questions.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You walk with your head held high trying to get used to your bifocals.
Your favourite part of the newspaper is "25 years ago today".
You turn out the light for economic rather than romantic reasons.
You sit in a rocking chair but can't get it going.
Your knees buckle but your belt won't.
You regret all those mistakes resisting temptations.
You're 17 around the neck, 42 around the waistand 96 around the golf course.
You stop looking forward to your next birthday.
After painting the town red, you have to take a long rest before applying a second coat.
Dialling long distance wears you out.
You're startled the first time you are addressed as "oldtimer".
You remember today that yeasterday was your annirversary.
You can't stand people who are intolerant.
The best part of your day is over when your alarm goes off.
You burn the midnight oil after 9pm.
Your back goes out more than you do.
A fortune teller offers to read your face
Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up and down when a pretty girl goes by.
The little grey haired lady you help across the road is your wife.
You get your exersise acting as pall bearer for your friends who exersise.
You have too much space in your house and not enough in the medicine cabinate.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.