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- !!wo wo wooah! very nice how much!!
- Me, Myself, and I
- ***JUST DANCE***
LOVE MY LIFE!!!
LOVE MY FAMILY!!!
LOVE MY FRIENDS!!!
LOVE U ALLLL!!!
MWAHH....
xxxxx
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jess penberthy
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her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard! ;)
- MUSIC
- omg i love any kind of music!!! rap, r&b, hip-hop, dub, rock, pop, techno, house
, d&b, funk..ahhh the whole lot haha just depends what im doing and where i am!! Atm i loooove Lady GaGa - MOVIES
- anything thats funny and also SCARY movies- I LOVE THEM!!!
***###OMG WATCH SAW 5!!!###*** - SPORTS
- ohhh well i must say i dont mind watching da guys play rugby lol and id love ta pick up snowboarding. it would be awesome! im tryna get fit at the mo but theres just too much going on!!! i like going for the odd run now and then. it feels great
oh and wakeboarding!! love it! - BRR!!! SCARED OF...
- bugs arg especially giant moths and flying cockroache things?! omg and ANTS!! EWW SO GROSE!!! AND... sleezy sleezy men!! sick shit!!!
- IM HAPPIEST WHEN...
- IM HAPPIEST WHENNNN...eating, drinking, boozin, partyin, sleeping, chillin, textin, talkin, cuddling...cant think of nething else at the mo!!! IM HAPPIEST AT THE MO!!!
- JESS SAYS...
- "excuse me ... do you fuck as well as you dance .. are you as hot in the bedroom as you are on the dance floor ... ooo really .." haha STOLEN!!
...party like a ROCKSTAR...
...fuck like a PORNSTAR...
...live like a SUPERSTAR...
"lean with it, rock with it!!!"
"take that and rewind it back!!!" - MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY
- miss all of you sooo much!!! love yas longest times mwahhh... xoxo i will see you all soon
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sooo true!!
-------------------Girls
--------------are like apples----------------
---------on trees. The best ones-----------
--------are at the top of the tree.----------
------The boys dont want to reach--------
----for the good ones because they-------
--are afraid of falling and getting hurt.----
-Instead, they just get the rotten apples--
---from the ground that aren't as good, --
-but easy. So the apples at the top think-
-something is wrong with them, when in--
----reality, they're amazing. They just----
-----have to wait for the right boy to------
-------come along, the one who's---------
-------------brave enough to---------------
------------------climb all-------------------
------------------ the way-------------------
------------------to the top------------------
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When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfit s. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
This is hilarious!! Loves it
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its ma birthday im gon' partay like its ma birthday gon' sip bacardi like its ma birthday and i dont give a f@$! coz its ma birthday hahahaha gosh im random!!!0 Comments 837 days
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| Name : | Jessica Christina Penberthy | |
| Nick Name : | Princess Jess, Jess,Spunkbubble | |
| Birthdate : | 22 August 88 | |
| Birthplace: | Palmerston North | |
| Current Location: | Auckland yay yay!! | |
| Eye Color: | Brown | |
| Hair Color: | Brown | |
| Height: | 165ish?? | |
| Weight: | ??? | |
| Piercings: | Ears and bellybutton!! | |
| Tatoos: | nup!! | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | single :) | |
| Vehicle: | hondamatic lmao | |
| Overused Phrase: | love u long time! sweet pete | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | shamiana butter chicken | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | auckland bars!!anything with dance house or dnb! | |
| Candy: | gummybears | |
| Number: | 22 | |
| Color: | purple and pink | |
| Animal: | dog | |
| Drink: | haha theres too many!! atm jagerbombs!! | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | abs and eyes :D | |
| Perfume: | escada island kiss and paris hilton | |
| TV Show: | the hills! | |
| Music Album: | LADY GAGA | |
| Movie: | all of the saw movies! | |
| Actor/Actress: | julia roberts and vin diesel | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | im a coke girl! | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | both im a fatty! | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | vanilla | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | mochas! | |
| Kiss or Hug: | both! | |
| Dog or Cat: | dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | rap.. hard! | |
| Summer or Winter: | def summer!! | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | scary movies!! | |
| Love or Money: | love | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | whenever i get tired! | |
| Most Missed Memory: | my nana tina | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | smile | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | where am i?! haha jokes... whats for breakfast!? | |
| Ambition: | travel the world | |
| Best Friends: | too many... top friends..? | |
| Weakness: | blondeness | |
| Fears: | heights, sleazy old men! | |
| Longest relationship: | ~4 years | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | hmmm | |
| Ever been beaten up: | nup | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | what?! | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | na | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | yup.. goodtimes! and in daylight! :o | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | yup.. duh!! | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | yah | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | watever!! | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | watever!! | |
| Short or Long: | hair?? short! | |
| Height: | taller than me | |
| Style: | anything but gangsta wanabe or goth/emo/punk | |
| Looks or Personality: | personality | |
| Hot or Cute | hot | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | mascluar | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | dubai!! | |
| How do you want to Die: | peacefully in my sleep when im a little old nana | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | too much!! | |
| Get along with your Parents: | yup both | |
| Health Freak: | haha...nah!! | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | lol hard question... kinda?? | |
| Believe in Yourself: | i try to! | |
| Want to go to College: | meh | |
| Do you Smoke: | a little toke every now and then ;) | |
| Do you Drink: | too much!! | |
| Shower Daily: | try to | |
| Been in Love: | yup | |
| Do you Sing: | yup badly and only when im drunk lol | |
| Want to get Married: | one day... | |
| Do you want Children: | yup 2! | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | haha already gone :o | |
| Hate anyone: | nope | |
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Lance Lichtwark19 hours agohae wats up havnt talk 2 u in ages wat u been duin wiv urself?
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Elaine Capayas18 weeks agoyeah it was yuk aye gross!!!!
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Elaine Capayas
hey hun
im at a party atm and man i had to drink this drink 3 in a row mixed with wine, vodka, midori and beer.. so grosss ekkk im so full aye.
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Elaine Capayas21 weeks ago
hey hun
ohreally thats good.
yeah i cant belive its friday tomrw?
i went to welly friday nyt for kellys 21st then satrday i went to bridies 21st.
wat you got planed this wekend?
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Elaine Capayas24 weeks ago
hey jess
yeah everyones bday that month aye, so insane and im going to welly for one as well.
wow good staff hun
starting tomrw im the acting assistant manager at wrk.
yeah my parents are bk now and they jetlag aye and they find it real cold her even my dad and come one my dad is nver cold haha.
ahha yes spoilt as usual hehe.
mum got me a loui vottun bag its so kewl and a bright pink loui vutton wallet, got a bracelet, a purple dress and my aunty gave he real hair curls extensions and its clip on.. im wearing it in my profile pic now, i love it and i fel lyk a LADY again because my hair is long and my straight hair extensions shuld arved ths wek from auzie hehe. they are real hair and i paid lyk $230 nz for them so im so excited but this curly hair extensions is way beter to atleats i dont have to curl my ones thats coming from auzie hehe.
how was your wekends?
love you 2
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24 weeks ago
Elaine Capayas
hey hun
aww i love that pic hehe
my hair is kinda red... ahah far out i always change my hair style
look at your hair its pink hhehe.. you look like a barbie
ahha omg i got to invyts from 2 jess's for that nyt and both are turning 21st. i will go to both, heres dont start till later.
ow wow since wen hun? congrats, are u enjyng it?
my parents are bk 2mrw nyt yay i cnt belve dea 1month holz is gone alredy aye
love u jess
this babe you look lyk a princess
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Elaine Capayas24 weeks ago
ahhah yes i miss you ae
ok nah i didnt get it, but ill check it now k.
yay black in white hehe.
yes flyers all the way
we crazy cats
how have you been, were do you work now?
what about this pic i miss summer and the beach, i hate flipin winter
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25 weeks ago
Elaine Capayas
hey sis
noew what invite? how long ago did you sent it?
was it by mail?
i miss you hun
hehe old times
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Elaine Capayas25 weeks ago
JESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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i miss you
wen are you coming bk to palmy?
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yup that wud b great altho a lil chilly. dnt like havn cold wet bum! haha were u in tpo recently an never told me or cum an seen me??
Slack!!
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