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À propos de moi

Slogan
Life is a sexually Transmitted disease :-)
À propos de moi
DILLIGAF


And please let me know who you are in your first message :-0

Don't hate me because I am GAY, Love me because I push the boundaries of "Normaility"

Well um er, People are still trying to find the right "Label" to label me with. I am me and that is all there is to it. You either like me or ya don't. I am colourful intresting and a well educated "Person". I like all the finer things in life and have learnt to respect the not so fine.

Wanna know more about me then message me or check out my pics and comment them :-)

→*LOVED by ONE
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→*ENVEYED bγ MOST
→*γet WANTED by PLENTY

MSN: apagenz@hotmail.com

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Mon autre moitié
Mr Pat Pat

Mr Pat Pat

My Flaccid Diddle Bum :-)

Looking For:
I dunno what I am actually looking for... Exrtemely happy in my current relationship. But like anything there has to be a place to start.... Looking for people to chat to... And looking for friends.....

Always looking to do something fun and interesting :-)
What I like in no particular order:
To Have fun,
To Listen to music,
To Act the fool,
To be the fool,
To Make you Laugh,
To Make me laugh,
To be there,
To Understand,
To Be over analytical,
To Be Different,
To Not be You,
To Not be Myself,
To feel alive,
To be Living,
To be around mates,
To Drink,
To do stupid things
Stupid things I have done in no particular order:
Drunk Turpentine,
Drunk Petrol,
Drunk Wood Varnish,
Smashed a ceramic pipe over my foot,
Sliced my brothers knee cap off,
Dropped a concrete brick on my brothers head,
Had sex in a classroom at school,
Blown up Aerosol cans,
Sprayed paintstripper on the walls ini the woodwoork room,
Stuck a porno up the vacumn in the woodwork room,
Skinny dipped at night in the school pool,
Pretended to be a sheep,
Pretended to be a clown (I do this one well),
Built a dam in a creek that caused a flood,
Eaten catfood (Tastes like corned beef),
Eaten Glue,
Drunk nail polish remover,
Used my cousins babrie campervan as a skateboard,
Set fir to a chicken house (Mmm smoked Chicken),
Had sex with a girl,
Been Clinically dead 3 times due to doing stupid things,
Closed 2 KFC's in Auckland,
Played turkey bolls in a supermarket,
Thrown a golf ball on a concrete floor in a warehouse store,
Played cricket with a golf ball and a tennis racket with no protection
cont
Set fire to McDonalds Toys,
Made a concrete judder bar in the middle of a main road,
Made my own fireworks,
Driven a police car,
Played with a police dog,
Been in a crematorium,
Eaten a coffee rose (Apparently they look like the colour of coffee not taste like it),
Set fire to our old backyard to make a cricket pitch,
Put my hand threw a window,
Smoked a Cricket (spotted)
Libra:
LIBRA
The best lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing n Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? not the kind of person you wanna f### with... u might end up crying... the most irresistible. Damn right

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  • Do It :-)

    My mate with the damn sexy hott ALTEZZA- JAMIE
    My Dad -
    My Husband - TBC
    My Wife-
    My mum-
    My Big brother - Jason
    My Little brother- Fraser
    My Big sister -
    My Stoner Bud - Kyle
    My Little sister- Holly :-)
    My Daughter -
    My Son -
    My Sexy best friend -
    My Other best friend -
    My Niece -
    My Nephew -
    My Personal shopper -
    My Slave-
    My Shoppoholic friend-
    My Lil cutie pie-
    My Crazy Siamese-
    My Valentine -
    My Chatterbox -
    My Hot admirer -
    My Messer upper -
    My Cleaner -
    My Lover- Kaela <3
    My Horny Friends- Hanny & Johnnah
    My Mental Buddy- Johnny
    My Crazy buddy-
    My Bebo Bud-
    My Butler-
    My Masseuse-
    My Next Door Neighbour-
    My Sexy Six-Pack-
    My love- TBC
    My inspiration-
    My god-
    My Stalker- DES :-)
    My Fairy god mother- Danni
    My Gayman- Justin
    My mad friend- HANNA :-) CWAZY BIARCH :-)
    My lunatic relative- SALLY
    My psychic rainbow stripper - buNNi♥chocolate ecstacy
    My guardian angel-
    My police man-
    My Butch Dyke- Tash
    My Weirdo - Michelle/Striker
    My Worste ever experiance - Grayson

    Comment me what you want to be :-)

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  • Alan
    luv Alan

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    not sure

    w/e? sometime?

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Fraser
    Fraser

    dnt b jelous

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Fraser
    Fraser

    chur bol it was all gudz got wasted as like my new car??

    Il y a 9 semaines
  • Alan
    luv Alan

    yer,

    im alright lol
    same ol sam ol

    going out tonight tho!
    some work mates thing in town
    should be sweet eh

    Il y a 11 semaines
  • Alan
    Alan

    yay!

    Il y a 11 semaines
  • Kaela Mariee
    Kaela Mariee

    Yay for you being alive!!
    29kgs? Fuckin hell boy, wtf?

    Oh he's such a dumbass. Jesus, really?
    What a fuckwit. I'm not even gonna ask how he managed it, he deserved it. :L

    msn?
    x
    ♥ [no luv left :( ]

    Il y a 11 semaines
  • Kaela Mariee
    luv Kaela Mariee

    i'll be coming down on the 24th (18 days!!) with moeface.
    she's good,
    im alright thanks.
    Hows you?

    Lol @ kicking him out. What happened this time?

    Il y a 11 semaines
  • Roxx.
    luv Roxx.

    How are you???
    Was it cold last night :L

    Il y a 12 semaines
  • Roxx.
    luv Roxx.

    ppft
    I saw hannah.
    I was in the room with her and kita
    jealous much??
    I thought so.
    XD

    Il y a 12 semaines
  • Alan
    luv Alan

    mean g

    Il y a 12 semaines
  • Nick
    Nick

    fuck all still looking for a job goingto an interview in like 30 mins

    Il y a 12 semaines
  • Nick
    Nick

    oh true true

    Il y a 13 semaines
  • Nick
    Nick

    yeah it has been awhile.....
    yeah things are good missing alot of people tho
    and when is all that happening

    Il y a 13 semaines
  • Roxx.
    luv Roxx.

    Ppft.

    Il y a 13 semaines
  • Tyla
    Tyla

    am i a dirty tart now ?
    :(

    PEACE !

    Il y a 15 semaines
  • Sunblock
    luv Sunblock

    it makes u like the only one of my friends :P

    im good, how are you??

    Il y a 15 semaines
  • Somethiingtewtawkabawt-X
    luv Somethiingtewtawkabawt-X

    na sweetie i rang him last night and he was ok .. i made sure of that he has no credit so he cant txt he is flat broke aye ... yeah im all good moved into welligton on wednesday so im all good aye ... i miss both u guys i havent seen u in ages .. are u still living in the same house .. i so ill come see u if u want ... i need a break from everything aye .. im having man troubles at the moment and its killin me .. they are like the really bad troubles i had with kyle just a lil more emotional which sucks .. why did he move out ?? if u dnt mind me asking aye .. hey u shud come into town tonight aye .. we can cruise around if u want .. i wanna see u ... hope to hear from u again .. flickk me a txt aye .. xooxoox

    Il y a 15 semaines
  • Kaela Mariee
    luv Kaela Mariee

    Ooohhh partyy?

    Party or no party, i'll still come. :L

    More loviez.
    x

    Il y a 15 semaines
  • Alan
    luv Alan

    oh jooooooooookes,
    got a new number,

    it is 0277863018

    delete this message once you get it yo

    Il y a 15 semaines
  • McLovin Sam Payne
    McLovin Sam Payne

    fuck man dont hardly ever use this site anymore hahaha do u have facebook? im ok i spose and shud be cumin down sometime soon its being planned haha

    Il y a 15 semaines