Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, joint in one hand, drink in the other, schrap stuck betwen ur nostrels, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO..wata ride!'"

are u a 90's kid!?
ANYBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 13 SHOULD NOT RE-POST THIS.
JUST CAUSE YOU WERE BORN IN '93' OR '94' DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE A 90s KID.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD REMEMBER SOME OF THE ORIGINAL SIMPSONS.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A BRITISH 90s KID IF...
YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"
YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL.
YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS"
YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY
MORNING TO WATCH LIVE & KICKING OR SM:TV.
YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD.
YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS"
YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.
YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS
YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S
YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE.
NOT.
YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER
WERE MEANT TO BE.
YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS.
YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS.
YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND
THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY!
YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES.
YIKES PENCILS WERE THE BEST!-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM?
YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT
YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS
YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES.
YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART.
"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID.
YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED.
YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKEY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER
THE WORLD.
YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS.
YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE
YOU COLLECTED TAZOS.
2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS.
YOU REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN STARBURSTS WERE OPAL FRUITS.
YOU THOUGHT SONIC THE HEDGEHOG WAS SIMPLY THE COOLEST HEDGEHOG AROUND!
RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A BRITISH 90s KID AND CAN RELATE TO
ANY OF THESE

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

c. After wrecking your boss' car.

d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

e. When she is using her teeth.

3. Any Man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally
killed and eaten by his mates.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
mate out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a bloke for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a mate's fridge is
forbidden.

However you can Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is
strictly optional.

8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
the weakest.

9. When stumbling upon other blokes watching a sporting event, you
may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask
who's playing.

10. You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have
brought her to climax. If you intentionally trap her head under the
covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially
your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity Alco pop drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a
topless supermodel...and it's free.

12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you
allowed to kick another bloke in the nuts.

13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.

16. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game (can explain
offside or LBW) and the ability to drink as much as the other
sports watchers.

17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.

18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both - that's just greedy.

19. If you compliment a bloke on his six-pack, you'd better be
talking about his choice of beer.

20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a mate of
yours, except if she's withholding Sex pending your response.

21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:

a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!

b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

c. Another set and we can hit the showers!

22. Never talk to a man in a toilet unless you are on equal
footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all
other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.

23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on
longer than you are able to have Sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by
the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a
friend" have carnal 'drunken monkey S*x', the fact that you're
feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each
other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was,
occurs.

25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
for her to drive yours.

26. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, orange
or sky blue.

27. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets a
Play station II. End of story.

28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever.