Jozza

UP YOUR VIVA!

hace 4 semanas | ¡yo también! | Responder

Agregar a mis amigos

Hombre, 17, 413
de Home Is Where The Rump Rests
Situación sentimental: Soltero/a

Miembro desde: August 2005
Última sesión: hace 19 horas
www.bebo.com/Jonny_29_Leftie

Conóceme

Información: <<<<<< MEEEEE

I am Jozza

Media naranja: Jess

My Fave Jessie Wessie :) ILY xxxxx

Musical People Ive Seen Live Who Are Famous(ish): Kate Nash, The Subways, Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly, Vampire Weekend, the Feeling, The Hoosiers, The Editors, The Fratellis, Sinead O\'Conner, Panic! At The Disco, The Travelling Band (Twice), Golden Silvers, Los Campesinos, One Night Only, Black Kids, Neon Neon, the Wombats, Elbow, Jay-Z, Newton Faulkner, Jack Penate, Scouting For Girls (Twice) Mark Ronson (Ft Lily Allen), Pigeon Detectives, The Zutons, Franz Ferdinand (Twice), Go:Audio (Twice), Major Major, The Ting Tings, Tonight Is Goodbye, Sherwood, Aiden, Once Under, Second Smile and Attack! Attack!
I Love Quotes: Men Spend Their Lives In Anticipations, In Determining To Be Vastly Happy At Some Period When They Have Time. But The Present Time Has One Advantage Over Every Other—It Is Our Own. Past Opportunities Are Gone, Future Have Not Come. We May Lay In A Stock Of Pleasures, As We Would Lay In A Stock Of Wine; But If We Defer The Tasting Of Them Too Long, We Shall Find That Both Are Soured By Age.
.: Far Away In The Sunshine Are My Highest Aspirations. I May Not Reach Them, But I Can Look Up And See Their Beauty, Believe In Them, And Try To Follow Where They Lead.
.: All Men Dream But Not Equally. Those Who Dream By Night In The Dusty Recesses Of Their Minds Make In The Day To Find That It Was Vanity; But The Dreamers Of The Day Are Dangerous Men, For They May Act Their Dream With Open Eyes To Make It Possible.
.: The Question For Each Man To Settle Is Not What He Would Do If He Had Means, Time, Influence And Educational Advantages; The Question Is What He Will Do With The Things He Has. The Moment A Young Man Ceases To Dream Or To Bemoan His Lack Of Opportunities And Resolutely Looks His Conditions In The Face, And Resolves To Change Them, He Lays The Corner Stone Of A Solid And Honorable Success.
.: There Are Two Things To Aim At In Life; First To Get What You Want, And After That To Enjoy It. Only The Wisest Of Mankind Has Achieved The Second.
.: Men Best Show Their Character In Trifles, Where They Are Not On Their Guard. It Is In The Simplest Habits, That We Often See The Boundless Egotism Which Pays No Regard To The Feelings Of Others And Denies Nothing To Itself.

cerrar Amigos

cerrar Fotos

cerrar Blog

My Dear Rosie Coombs And Her Blonde Moments

She always says such amazing things that make everyone laugh

List to come soon

0 comentarios 244 días
Hereford Vs Yeovil Gag

Two Hereford fans in Wales were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready with no merchandise and only a few empty shelves set up. One said to the other,
"I bet any minute now some idiot Yeovil fan is going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're selling."

No sooner were the words out of his mouth than, sure enough, a Yeovil fan walked to the window, had a peek and - in a thick, Somerset accent asked,
"What the #/@k are you selling in here?"

One of the Bulls*****rs replied sarcastically, "We're selling arseholes."

Without skipping a beat, the Yeovil fan said, "You're doing well then ..... only two left!"

Hereford fans, God bless 'em, but they should not mess with the Green and White Army.

0 comentarios 469 días
Farmer

A man owned a small farm down in Somerset. The Department of Employment Protection heard that he was not paying proper wages to his employees and sent an agent down to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them" demanded the agent.

"Well," replied the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him £250 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her £350 per week plus free room and board. Then there's the half-wit who works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about £10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of scrumpy every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to, the half-wit" says the agent.

"That would be me" replied the farmer.

0 comentarios 569 días

cerrar VidaEnCadena

OnlyMe ha agregado un comentario a la foto de Jozza. hace 4 días
			"eewwyy what the heck is in tht pot "

cerrar Cartoonizer

Re-Create your photos and those of your friends

cerrar My Best FRIEND


Friend Name.	JDFM Group
Nick Name.	The Best Radio Show Ever :)
Age.	Forever :)
Sex.	Male
Hobbies.	having fun
Profile URL.	Doesnt have bebo
About Your Friend.	This is the best group for a radio show :)

Invite Friend...

cerrar About Me

[x] Name:	Jozza Reed :)
[x] Birthplace:	Yeovil
[x] Current Location:	In My House
[x] Eye Color:	Green
[x] Hair Color:	Brown
[x] Righty or Lefty:	Lefty
[x] Zodiac Sign:	Taurus

-----------------YOU PREFER------------------

[x] Pepsi or coke:	Coke
[x] McDonalds or Burger King:	Burger King
[x] Single or group dates:	Single
[x] Adidas or Nike:	Nike
[x] Chocolate or vanilla:	Chocy
[x] Cappuccino or coffee:	Hot Chocy :P

-----------------DO YOU------------------

[x] Smoke:	Nope
[x] Take a shower:	Yup
[x] Have a crush(es):	Yup
[x] Who are they:	Not Saying
[x] Do you think you have been in love?:	Yup
[x] Want to go to HIGHER college:	HIGHER?!
[x] Like high school:	College?! Yup
[x] Want to get married:	Eventually
[x] Type w/ your fingers on the right keys:	Yup And My Left
[x] Believe in yourself:	Sometimes
[x] Get motion sickness:	Nope
[x] Think you are a health freak:	Nope
[x] Get along with your parents:	Yup
[x] Play an instrument:	I Did

-----------------HAVE YOU EVER------------------

[x] Flown on a plane:	Yup
[x] Missed school because it was raining?:	Yup
[x] Told a guy/girl that you liked them?:	Yup
[x] Cried during a Movie?:	Nope
[x] Ever thought an animated character was hot?:	Yup :P
[x] Had an imaginary friend:	Nope
[x] Had crush on a teacher?:	Nope
[x] Been caught "doing something":	Yup :P
[x] Been called a tease:	Yup
[x] Been in a fight:	Yup
[x] Shoplifted:	Nope

-----------------NUMBER OF-----------------

[x] Number of BOYfriends / GIRLfriends you have had:	No Idea
[x] Number of people I could trust with my life:	Not That Many
[x] Number of CDs that I own:	Too Many
[x] Number of tattoos:	None Yet
[x] Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?:	Loads
[x] Number of things in my past that I regret:	Absolutely Loads

---------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN--------------

[x] Yourself:	Sometimes
[x] Your friends:	Yup
[x] Santa Claus:	Nope
[x] Tooth Fairy:	Nope
[x] Destiny/Fate:	Yup
[x] Angels:	Nope
[x] Ghosts:	Nope
[x] UFO s:	Nope
[x] God:	Nope

--------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------

[x] Do you ever wish you had another name?:	Yup
[x] Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?:	Nope
[x] Do you like anyone?:	Yup
[x] Which one of your friends acts the most like you?:	Mikey, Both Nutters
[x] Who have you known the longest of your friends?:	Alex White
[x] Are you close to any family member?:	Not Really
[x] Who do you hang around the most?:	Bethy :)
[x] When have you cried the most:	When My Dog Died
[x] Whats the best feeling in the world?:	Being Happy
[x] Worst Feeling?:	Being Extremely Sad

---------IN THE LAST 24 HRS------------------

[x] Cried:	Nope
[x] Worn jeans:	Am Right Now
[x] Met someone:	Yup
[x] Drove a car:	Nope
[x] Talked on the phone:	Nope

-----------------OPPOSITE SEX------------------

[x] Best eye color:	Blue
[x] Best hair color:	Blonde
[x] Short or long hair:	Long
[x] Best height:	Smaller Than Me
[x] Best weight:	Not Fat
[x] Best first date location:	Where She Wants To Go

cerrar LED Scroller

Change LED Scroller

cerrar Quizzes

How well do you know Jonny? 21 participante(s)

cerrar Video Box

Robert Webb performs What a Feeling - Let's Dance for Comic Relief - BBC One

Ver detalles

Copiar en mi perfil | Recomendar

haz clic para reproducirRobert Webb performs What a Feeling - Let'
haz clic para reproducirThe Natural Confectionery Company Collection
haz clic para reproducirSlags - Two Pints Musical
más vídeos

cerrar Comentarios

OnlyMe
same babe

indeed am talkin to you right now (:

xxxxxx <3

hace 4 días
OnlyMe
heyo babe

wuu2 ?

xx
x
x
<33

hace 4 días
OnlyMe
yeaahhh

<3333333 xxxxxx

hace 4 días
OnlyMe
heyo hunii xxx
you ok?

xxxxx

hace 5 días
yeovilbeachcrue
sorry meant this 1

hace 3 semanas
King Of Pringles
join me

hace 3 semanas
Kim K
Ummmm. Hi, who is this and how do ya know me??

hace 5 semanas
Charlotte-Zoe
Hi babe, my msn is chaza160@hotmail.com. so hows you??? loves ya

hace 6 semanas
Angel Eyes
tehe me ihas just added yuu xxxx

hace 7 semanas
Angel Eyes
heyyaaa bbz me is okies yuu

<3
loves yuu
btw do yuu have msn ??

hace 7 semanas
Loou'
Heeeee (: x

hace 7 semanas
Charlotte-Zoe
Im bored. I really do need to go sleep coz i got to be up at 7. Lol. x

hace 8 semanas vía Mobile
Charlotte-Zoe
Ite babe, Hows you? Loves x

hace 8 semanas vía Mobile
King Of Pringles
ite m8
im the king

hace 8 semanas
Miss'Tyler.
Do you go to Yeovil collage ?? But next year I will be at strode X

hace 9 semanas vía Mobile
Miss'Tyler.
Why? You said to stage coach that u would come back n see us and you never did x c

hace 9 semanas vía Mobile
Miss'Tyler.
You gone back to stage coach yet? How have you been and yeah im all good thanks x X X

hace 10 semanas vía Mobile
Hannah W
Mmm alrite i gues. Wuu2? X x x

hace 10 semanas vía Mobile
Hannah W
U okay my love? Havnt seen u in an age x w x

hace 10 semanas vía Mobile
Hannah W
Really¿? Ur like the only person to knw of it lol x x x

hace 11 semanas vía Mobile

Bebo