HEY HUN..... HOWS LIFE TREATING YOU?

wat the dhiiiiiick wat u been up to? ma phones been dicked. man haha. not long till baby gardiner now eh

WAT THE !!!!!!!!

Congrats man! a baby....gardiner......hmm spells trouble me thinks! Wee man is amazin! so big now! thanks fuck i dont work in asda anymore! aparently its gone right down hill but to be honest i dont think it was ever up one to go down ...if that makes sense hah

u know what bairn is yet? lookin forward to it?

Awrite man, how's tricks? We need to get a bealin sesh soon.

owrite happy birthday a was gowna come down to ure office on tuesday to giv u ure card n that. av been workin non stop recently eh anyway catch u soon

hwy buddy howz things

OVER 25s

Mark Gardiner If you haven't already heard heres the info on the over 25s on fridays...

GLASS BAR / LOUNGE BAR ONLY!

FRIDAY NIGHTS ONLY!

VIP AREA WILL BE OPEN TO EVERYONE. 18+

(SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ON THE TOP FLOOR YOU'LL HAVE THE LOUNGE VIP AREA.)

OVER 25s GET A WRISTBAND THAT ALLOWS THEM ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE BUILDING!

FIRST OVER 25s EVENT FRIDAY 6TH NOVEMBER = COCKTAIL PARTY!

HOWEVER REMEMBER POPCORN & GUNGE PARTY THIS FRIDAY WILL CONSIST OF OVER 25s ALSO!

LOURENZOS

X

Its gona be the biggest weekend of the year so far Mark Gardiner.

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Friday 30th

TOP FLOOR = POPCORN & GUNGE PARTY

POPCORN CANNON!!!!

PRIZES FOR ANYONE BRAVE ENOUGH TO STEP INTO THE GUNGE TANK AND RISK GETTING IT!!!

EVEYONE'LL BE A WINNER

Open 10pm

Free entry before 11pm

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Sat 31st (Halloween)

MICHEAL JACKSON & ZOS THRILLER

(MAIN BAR) 8PM-12PM

PRIZES FOR WACKIEST FANCY DRESS

SPECIAL WACKO JACKO COCKTAILS

RE-LIVE JACKOS BIGGEST HITS WITH LOURENZOS RADIO & DJ MANIKIN...


PLUS.... IF YOU SEND US YOUR FULL NAME & A PASSWORD OF YOUR CHOICE, YOU'LL BE ON THE WACKO JACKO COCKTAIL LIST AND WILL RECEIVE 1 OF OUR WACKO JACKO COCKTAILS..... ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ARRIVE BETWEEN 8PM-9PM

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NIGHTCLUB

10PM-2AM

FANCY DRESS

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SEE YE THERE...

LOURENZOS

XXX

I'm positive it was StillLife Yaig said. Fuck it, we'll ask them next week their details.
Rudess has got to be a merchant of bumfun!

Remember when you walked into the womens toilets in the old inn on saturday and shouted YOUR ALL GETTIN FUCKIN PUMPED! Aye, your out of control eh. Wouldnt catch me doing that....

PJAMA PARTY THIS FRIDAY!!!

DOORS OPEN 10PM

£3 ENTRY or FREE ENTRY BEFORE 11PM or FREE ENTRY ALL NIGHT IN PJAMAS!!!

Saturday.....
12-6
Super 6 Football predictor.. correct score= free drink
winner gets 100 lourette chips
6-12
Lourenzos Radio & Dj manikin bring you all the best party tunes from the sixtys to the naughtys!

10-2 (nightclub)
Best club in fife by a clear mile!

YES SUNDAYS ARE BACK!!!

OLD SKOOL SUNDAY 6-12 = MAIN BAR

SUNDAY CLUB 10-1 = NIGHTCLUB

SEE YOU THERE Mark Gardiner

LOURENZOS

X

P.S REMEMBER £2 SELECTED DRINKS 7 DAYS A WEEK!!!

Aw i'll miss you too tomorrow when i'm lying in bed and your back at your work, hahaha xxxxx

alice in chains is going to be fucking glorious by the way.

Watchmen. May be a bit late, but it's alright. Has it's moments but it was a bit too self-indulgent for me. The comics well better. Rorshach is fuckin nails tho!!

Ric Flair says "Whoooooooooo"!!

Hey Mark Gardiner

last FOAM PARTY of the summer!

Next Sunday 20th September so book the monday off NOW!

9pm - 1am

£3 ENTRY OR FREE ENTRY B4 11 IF YOU TEXT WORD FOAM FOLLOWED BY YOUR NAME TO 07722744595. (DONT WAIT FOR A REPLY YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO THE GUESTLIST)

WILL BE OPEN EVERY SUNDAY AFTER THIS AAANNNNNNDDDDD! FROM THIS NIGHT ON SELECTED DRINKS £2. ; 0 .

Also .....

HARDCORE BOUNCE ON FRIDAY...

WITH KEV WYSE & DAVID BEATSON!

£3 ENTRY OR FREE ENTRY B4 12 IF YOU TEXT WORD HARDCORE FOLLOWED BY YOUR NAME TO 07722744595. (DONT WAIT FOR A REPLY YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO THE GUESTLIST)



LOURENZOS

X

Hey Mark Gardiner

last FOAM PARTY of the summer!

Next Sunday 20th September so book the monday off NOW!

9pm - 1am

£3 ENTRY OR FREE ENTRY B4 11 IF YOU TEXT WORD FOAM FOLLOWED BY YOUR NAME TO 07722744595. (DONT WAIT FOR A REPLY YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO THE GUESTLIST)

WILL BE OPEN EVERY SUNDAY AFTER THIS AAANNNNNNDDDDD! FROM THIS NIGHT ON SELECTED DRINKS £2. ; 0 .

Also .....

HARDCORE BOUNCE ON FRIDAY...

WITH KEV WYSE & DAVID BEATSON!

£3 ENTRY OR FREE ENTRY B4 12 IF YOU TEXT WORD HARDCORE FOLLOWED BY YOUR NAME TO 07722744595. (DONT WAIT FOR A REPLY YOU'LL BE AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO THE GUESTLIST)



LOURENZOS

X

james brown steamin' hilarious...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tfNh...

hahahahahahahahaha! "wots he fuckin doin???". mazin' av no even heard about that tho. summat to look forward to after the come down at the back of the new alice in chains album!