U kinda have to say these out loud to understand

LERN CHINESE BUT READ IT ALOUD OFAWISE U WUNT GET IT!

*~ thts not right......Sum Ting Wong ~*

*~ Are you harbouring a fugitive?......Hu Yu Hai Ding ~*

*~ See me ASAP.....Kum Hia Nao ~*

*~ Stupid Man......Dum Fuk ~*

*~ Small Horse.....Tai Ni Po Ni ~*

*~ Did you go to the beach?......Wai Yu So Tan ~*

*~ I bumped into a coffee table.....Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni ~*

*~ I think you need a face lift.......Chin Tu Fat ~*

*~ It's very dark in here.....Wao So Dim ~*

*~ I thought you was on a diet.......Wai yu Mun Ching? ~*

*~ This is a tow away zone......No Pah King ~*

*~ Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu! Kum Nao? ~*

*~ Staying out of site........Lei Ying Lo ~*

*~ He's cleaning his automobile....Wa Shing Ka ~*

*~ Your body odor is offensive........Yu Stin Ki Pu ~*

*~ Great....Fa Kin Su Pah ~*