Claire
-
Mujer, 24,
175
- de Erskine
- Accesos al perfil: 5.840
- Última sesión: hace 10 semanas
- www.bebo.com/Ismellpretty
- Fotos de Claire (3)
- Enviar un mensaje
- Utilizar este skin
- Skins favoritos
- Recomendar perfil
- Notificar abuso a Bebo
- Lema
- I have 6'000'000'001 freckles, on my left arm.
- Información
- Claire is home
Grumble Mumble Moan and Groan
- Media naranja
-
mi tia de salsa
- Films
- Quills has 2 be my favourite at the moment closely followed by snatch, fight club, american history x, trainspotting, lock stock n 2 smokin barrels, Hard Candy (which is a must see!!), star wars and lord of the rings. 50 First Dates is my feel good movie though!
- Scared Of
- Spiders are THE scariest thing in the world!!! Followed by Zombies, dinosaurs and aliens! I'm also not 2 fond of sauce-weird I know plus odd numbers can't be happenin in Claire world!
- Happiest When
- Sleeping! Coz it means I'm dreaming and I have really interesting dreams doncha no!!. I also love being the centre of attention (I'm a leo) and Sundays! Also new addition 2 this due 2 it jst bein recently found bt I luv the guitar game for the playstation!!
- I'm partial 2 a bit of
- Hmm so many men so little Claire I have my eye on Jason Statham, Ashton Kutcher, Joaquin Phoenix, Russell Crowe, Edward Norton, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jareth, Wentworth Miller, Breckin Meyer. All at once of course
- Missing
- The Family (of course), Bubble baths, Bacon (yum yum), Duvet days, Ash's sofa, A decent cup of tea and the monthly essential-Film nights!!
cerrar Blog
-
24
Things you may not have known about America's Counter Terrorism Expert.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
Jack once shot himeself 10 times, just to prove 50 cent is a bitch. He proceeded to wrestle and aligator while talking to Chloe about schematics.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Passed out, surrounded by terrorists and nerve gas, and handcuffed to a table leg, Jack Bauer laughed to himself and said, "I have them right where I want them."
When Jack Bauer ran out of ammo, he caught 3 bullets in his chest and used them to reload.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
Life doesn't give Jack Bauer lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
My husband doesn't wish he was Jack Bauer. He wishes I was Jack Bauer.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Jack Bauer doesn't need to eat, sleep, or use the bathroom because his organs are afraid of making him angry.
Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing the method of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer can break anyone and anything, but he will always break the protocol first.
There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.
If Jack Bauer's gun jams, it's because he wanted to beat you with it.
In order to control illegal immigration in the United States, the president installed cardboard cutouts of Jack Bauer along the US/Mexico border.
Jack doesn't believe in Murphy's Law, only Bauer's Law: "Whatever CAN go wrong, WILL be resolved in a period of 24 hours."
Jack needed a well-earned holiday after season 5. Drugged, captured, beaten and tortured in a cargo hold surrounded by Chinese agents eager for revenge is just his preferred method of travel - otherwise he tends to get bored on long trips.
Jack Bauer teaches a course at Harvard entitled: "Time Management: Making the Most Out Of Each Day."
Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
Jack Bauer's calendar goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's *#$&*#@ beef.
Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer hates lemonade.
Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
0 comentarios 775 días
-
26 things to do in a lift
1) When there's only one other person in the lift, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up,then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
Move your desk in to the lift and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9) Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exit with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
1 Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,"Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
23) Listen to the lift walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space.
2 comentarios 990 días
cerrar Fotos
-
random Australia
(47)
-
Sydney
(48)
-
Sydney #2
(47)
-
Sydney #3
(43)
-
East Coast Road Trip
(3)
-
Family and the like!
(18)
-
My last Bedlam :(
(45)
-
Beach party for Jackie's 20th
(46)
-
Random
(28)
-
Lynne's hen weekend in Mallorca
(37)
-
Stuart and Lynne's wedding
(48)
-
The Burns's wedding (ooh I love saying that)
(22)
-
Xmas nite 2007
(12)
-
Games night's
(25)
-
Lo-Jo's party
(30)
-
Carnival Fun
(15)
-
Bedlam
(47)
-
Carla/Lj leavin night
(24)
-
Ryan's Rocky Horror Party
(9)
-
Melissa's 21st
(34)
-
Mae's 18th in Edward's
(32)
bebo me ur num plz bitch xx
hey stranger!! how r u? r ur work still lookin for poeple??
xxx
It goes it fine thanks! hows you?
ahh i new job? not going back to River Island then?
Yeh still in Zara but from September, I'm officially a student! again! going back to do primary teaching, possibly in Aberdeen!
xxx
Hey - he's still here, we are havin his 21st next week - should b good fun - nice one, it's murder being back but guess u gotta get on with it, Kat'll b here before I know it aswell. Yeh still in BeCogent unfortunately lol, thinkin of goin back to uni but not 100% on wat i wanna do so gonna wait for a bit, hope u enjoy the job tomorrow hun and it all goes well. u still missin ur man, r yous still together like? We needa wee catch up haha remember that random nite i drove u home to Dandenong and just hoped i got it right! x
Hiya chick - hows things? when we getting a catch up?? Got gd news -Seans coming over for his 21st in like two weeks! I am soooo excited and then Kat comes 2nd July!!! Bit rubbish tho coz i'll wanna b leavin to go bak with them! Hows the jobfront going? x
well hello!!
how are you?? not spoken to you in ages! whats the chat?
xxx
HOME???????Wt the fuck!!Thanks for tellin me
Im v sad i didnt know
We need a catch up PRONTO!!!!Can u mail me ur num,or is it still the same?xxxxx
Love u
me neither chick - its a miserable hole that everyones stuck in - my mum was tellin me to do the whole hairdressing thing - i met a guy on the plane home who said his g.f. and him were moving to sydney and she done a hairdressing course for only 6 months so u should look into that - im defo considering it! Yeah how good would that be?! lol we need to hava catch up sometime aswell tho asap! x
yeh i know wat u mean chick - it took me 5 weeks and now workin in becogent in erskine for B&Q - not the best job in the world but its all i could get. i was watchin neighbours last nite and it showed a 1-3 cab driver i waz like omg! was it hard leavin ur man behind? bet it was horrible chick - y couldnt u hav met him wen i was there and he may have had a friend lol anyway i feel like it was a million moons ago - jill and i are thinkin of ways to get bak over - i know my old job in the bakery would sponsor me but am like thats not wat id wanna b doin sorta thing - how u gonna get bak over? i was thinkin mayb canada too - workin in greece is still on the cards also - yep ive definately caught the travel bug! take care x
D-Day has arrived, huh? horrible aint it? I still hate it! how u coping chick? i feel like i've never been away now! x
hey claire, hope your settlin home okay,
are you cumin out on tue with me and jen be great to see you,
if you cant make it, we should arrange meetin soon
xxx
hi hunni hope ur settlin in at home ok
al giv u a wee bit a time to catch up wiv fam n freinds b4 i kidnap u 4 a well deserved gossip n drinkin sesh!
you know wer a am if you need to c me b4 then just coz a no how much u really lurve me!
cnt wait xx
baby john on his first bday party xxx
Hey Kiirsty and i were going to meet onmthe 3rd march for a wee drinking session!! Can u come??? xxx
hey claire welcome back!!!! bet ur freezin :-D
catch up soon, wana here all about it
xxxx
WELCOME HOME CLAIRE!!!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
home ? when?? whats happening???
get home soon - and safe
L x
when r u home???? i have molto chat and i miss our wee random times ie lyin on the waterfront gettin randoms to take our pictures duncan ur hostel, our flat omg list is endless!!!!!! safe flight x
Hi Ferris you have been away way to long and its about time you got ur ass back here
let me know when your home bcoz me and my mum are gonna have a wee nite for you and i also want you to meet baby j xx so let me know when you are back in sunny glasgow xljx
Hiya
Looking forward to seeing you are we having a party when u get home
shuv shoo xx