What Your name means

Gary

G: Never let people tell you what to do.
A: Likes to drink
R: Fuckin crazy
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for



That sounds spot on, lol!

A: Likes to drink
B: Likes people
c: Is wild and crazy
D: Has one of the best personalities ever.
E: A damn good kisser
F: People adore you.
G: Never let people tell you what to do.
H: Has very good personality and looks
I: Loves everyone.
J: Lives life for fun.
K: Really silly.
L: Loved by everyone
M: Makes dating fun
N: Dead sexy.
O: Best in bed.
P: Popular with all types of people.
Q: A hypocrite.
R: Fuckin crazy
S: Easy to fall in love with
T: Loyal to those you love.
U: Really like to chill.
V: Not judgemental.
W: Very broad minded.
X: Never let people tell you what to do.
Y: One of the best damn bf/gf anyone could ask for.
Z: Always ready.

licks post-it notes .
has never passed a solid stool.
can talk snake language.
lives on a diet of steam.
hates users of sign language.
eats using 2 forks.
barks at lampposts.
imitates birdsong on toilet.
likes taste of own tastebuds.
believes fat people dont deserve to live.
poor taxidermist.
shits into labeled containers.
mislays buns.
hoards mince.
thinks harry potter is real.
less than three feet tall in real life.
was heavily into african child dismembering voodoo.
huge clit like a cows tongue.
at least 12 extra toes , all up her leg.
sleeps with her grandmothers leg .
reads flies minds and acts on there advice.
filled with dangerous hydrogen.
crept a lot.
lit small fires around the house.
took all food rectally.
kept saying "blingasaurus'.
still reading choose-your-own adventure book citadel of choas.
goes ee ee ee ee ee when you finger her.
tits dont work.
dots her i's with little upside down crucifixes.
carries a gay gene.
doesnt 'get' cows.
she was female , became a man, then swapped back,
thinks doncaster is a country.
burns books.
commutes by camel.
uses pate as lube.
owns a lucky flick knife.
asbo prevents her from approcaching dwarves.
masturbates while watching blue plannet.
can't be killed by conventional means.
checks the sky each night for "the signal".
thinks the disabled are gits .
trips the blind.
thinks fish are watching her,.
picky about smegma.
immense, flame-red beard.
wooden eye.
dead from the neck down and shoulders up bassiclly she has a dead neck.
can't play "stairway to heaven".
pronounces the t in tsunamis
tiny beak.
impossible to get stains out of .
rock hard abs on face.
borrowed grandads teeth , didnt return them,
has ring binder full of scabs.
wears kraft cheese slices .
tricks kittens .
sculpts clay kidneys.
boils shampoo.
eats wood.
follows postmen.
sleeps in a specially designed desk drawer.
just found a whole salami in her vagina.
thinks the internet is a kind of hat.
makes little outfits for her snots .
calls penises fanny sticks.
smells like a baby llama .
once punched a child in a wheelchair.
plays the accordian in the middle of the night.
flosses her teeth with her pubic hair.
eats crumbs she finds in her belly button .
farts like a horse.
washes soap.
claims space doesnt exist.
cant run a bath .
shaves mars bars .
can swim 10 lengths under water.
nose whistles when she laughs.
refuses to use vowels when talking about sex.
has a third ear .
has toes grafted on to replace missing thumbs.
has poisonus eye lids
breeds earwigs.
cooks sand.
growls at sheep.
chews books.
urinates in blockbusters.
hates the japaneese.
sniffs her own dirty knickers .
vagina tastes like feet.
is completly illiterate.
toenails made of melon rind.
still bathed by her dad.
bellows PEANUTS , if you pinch her stomach.
shaves pubic hair into swastica.