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- I am Down for Whatever
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- Last active: Apr 10
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- aneeb mahmood
- Me, Myself, and I
- Alright aneeb?
wus happinin?
its nadeem, I'm loving this whole free access thing you've gave me...am really gonna make some big changes.lol
Holla at yer older cuz!
still gettin paid Pak village wages?
peace.
1st a small rhyme...
Oh, I forgot, I can;t rhyme. shit!
Dnt u ever sumtimes 4get wat to say and ure mind goes blank.Im having a moment like tht,Jus jokin wif a mouth like mine im never quiet.Lets move on!
WELL MY NAME IZ ANEEB! AM SEMI BUILT AND im kinda black lol,
born in 1990 and 16 years later and he becomes a livin legend hahahaha
AM A LAID BAACK GUY LUVS TO RELAAAX, CHILLL WAE M8ZZZZ N GET A LAFF GOING HAHAHAHHAHAHA
I GO TO SKOOL YOOOOOOOOOOOOON SOOO BORING BUT WAT CAN I DO! NEED DA GRADES
OH I FORGOT TO MEANTION I LUVE TOO SLEEEP
YEEEY
majid here on aneebs profile (IM NUMBER 4 ON HIS FRIENDS LIST!) (cheers 4 the access mahn)
Right now he has a gun to my head so i have to say
ANEEB RULEZ! WE ALL LOVE YOU MAN!
seriously - Music
- HIPHOP RnB CRUNK Rock AND A LIL BIT OF BANGRA, Punk, Rock, Electronic, Latin, Gospel, Religious, besicly anythin dat sounds good LOLZZZ I have fell in love with Grime music thanks to my big cuz...its all about Boy Better Know, Wiley, Roll deep, Devlin, Ghetto. also U.K. hip hop, K-LASH-NEK-OFF, Skinnyman, Mr Ti2bs. Madlib from Stones throw is the shit, .
Talib Kweli, Mos def, Kanye, Common, A tribe Called Quest, Gangstarr etc etc....your taste is shite compared to mine!
my favourite band is my gals band. the noises she makes in bed. i also like boyzone they turn me on! lolzz - Films
- uff so muNY man!!! Dont know where to begin....but ill tell u one itss every guyzzz favourite movie.....PORNO MOVIE especilyy harooons favourite catagary whahaha LOLZZZ
But seriously, La Haine is the best movie of all time. "Shot like A Dream" Imagine that. - Sports
- i ike to play rugby!!! da buzzz dat u get from knooocking da "pheeen joud" 0out!!! lolzzz wat a spooort...really enjoy hittin the shower afterwards and fondling ma boys...don't worry girls, I 'm bisexual.
- Scared Of
- gay people!!!!!!!!!!!! especially da gandoo shabaazzzz!!!! wat a mother fucker!! (classic closet gay syndrome)
- Happiest When
- waaat makes me happy is a caan of irn bruu hmmmm dats da stufff lolzzz and sleeping in haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :-)
obviously jerkin off as I look at all my friends photos on bebo. and fonding my majid lol - QUOTEzz
- MOTHER FUCKER, phen joud, chill, lol, takcare, slaam, yo, PAKI BOY, wats happin, SHIT MAN, acha, gundah, hoho sonyia, Oi get tae !#?%, Yow MaMa, YAH PAKI, TP, U Beta Bak The Fuk Up Or UL Get Smack The Fuk Up!! NIGA am going to BOMB ur ass!!, PEACE!, IS IT!! SOUNDS LIKE SOME KABAB?!, ANYONE WANT A SHAG! IM HORNY! UFF MAN SHES TITE YAAR!! NEED A SHITE!! I JUST FARTED!
Boy Better Know!!! Shuuut ya mouuuuuth!! Are You Dumb!!! Serious!!! Get Me!!! - Hatezzz
- exaaaamzzzz, teachersssss, police, (dont ask y) lolzz, gold diggers!, ppl who think der beta den otherss, liers, pooofs, n last but not least typical gangster wannabezzz (come on ppl get a hold of ur self) and i haate da bitch ms mageee!!! wat kinda teacher chases u! half wae down da street for dogying p.e lmaooo
N OH YES I FORGOT STANDING ON A PILE OF SHYT!!!! DAT PISSES ME OFFF!!!
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MY ROOT 3
I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three
The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine
For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic
I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality
When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three
As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer
We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands
Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed
LMAOOOO1 Comment 257 weeks
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RACISM
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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WHO ARE YOU...QUIZZ....PLZZZ LEAVE YOUR COMMETS
1. Whats your Name?
2. Are we close?
3. What do you think of me?
4. Do you hav a crush on me?
5. Would u kiss me?
6. would u fuk me?
7. Describe me in 3 words?
8. If u Had Me for 30 Mins wat would you do?
9. What was ur first impression of me?
10. Do u still think the same?
11. What reminds u of me?
12. If you could give me anything what would it be?
13. How well do u know me?
14. What do u like best about me?
15. Ever wanted 2 tell me something u could'nt?
16. Could you ever love me?
17. Give me a nickname and explain why?
18. Anything 2 say b4 u go?
19. are you gay??8 Comments 325 weeks
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Nazia1/20/10YABA DABA DOOOOO!!!
hehe x
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Lil Freak1/11/10
UR GAY!!!!1
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12/11/09
The Crippler
Aneeb: "
bviously jerkin off as I look at all my friends photos on bebo. and fonding my majid lol" you sick fucker....
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10/8/09
Sonia Xx
ANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB
hw r u bum?? wer hav u bn?? boy hav i misd u lol wot u doin wiv urself these daiz?? herd u in uni doin sum shiy ass course like business lol ah well still beta than me am in college but atleast am chillin nywayz tc n hav sum luv xxxxx
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9/27/09
Caroline M
Hiyaaa!! Hws u? Hws uni goin...u enjoyn it? OMG did Paula tell u i hv 2 do physics....i am sooo pissed off lol
Wot subjects r u doin? Hv sum luv xx
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8/31/09 via Mobile
Caroline M
Hellooo!
Hws u? U luking 4ward 2 go 2 Glasgow uni lol? Btw wots the name of ur course...is it economics or sumthing? Anyhoo...hv sum
xox
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8/5/09 via Mobile
Caroline M
Hey Aneeb!!
Hws u? Hw were ur exm results? U better still b goin 2 strathclyde uni lol x x
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Oii Yu Suck My Dunda7/20/09I Likee Yurr Nameee
Lolll I Sawww Him At Disney Worlddd .. Areentt I Kewll Lmaoo [R]ajpreeT x
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7/9/09 via Mobile
Paula M
Hi aneeb how r u? Did u hav a gd b day. So how is ur summer goin. Been up 2 anythin excitin
Sori no luvs left
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Lil Freak7/7/09
happy birthday mate
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Babyy Boy Ox7/6/09Haha isiitt,, i think u jus followin my dad actually
Hwz the holz n tht goin ??
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7/4/09
Original.Star.In.The.Hood
loool u wer ugly 2 and hairy eee yak
ANOB do u fink u dun well in yer examz?? wot u gonna do in uni ??
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The Crippler7/4/09
lmao it didnt really say anything i didnt already know lol but was still good! studying
lol how about you?
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Lil Freak7/4/09
sup dude
its actually goin okey! am goin 2day anywayz aswell.hehe wen u goin again?
- 7/4/09
a little special greeting for a fat special paki guy
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