Now if any of you have had any dealings with there customer services then you'll know what im talking about. But i had a completely different scenario today. First of all i dialled the wrong number, but i wasn't on hold for too long before i got someone who gave me the right number to call..unusual i thought for BT but it happened!
Anyway so i dial the correct number and after say about 5mins i get through to a nice young chap who asks me how my day is going and tells me his name...so after the inital introductions we begin with my technical problem. Well he said everything was fine his end and he could see the router i was setting up where i was and that it must be an error on my end...sceptical, yes i was. But i thought ok i'll give the man a chance (even though on previous occasions i have had some numpty telling me shit i already knew, he was in indi or from there) and see if he can solve the issue i was having. (router working, DSL link established, but no internet)
So after many attempts and him waiting on the fone for me to try and get my shit together and login to the router i said i'd fone them back when i could gain access to the new router. (never ever works when u need it too, bloody technology)
Well... ta-dah, the man was right and it was an error on my part with some login and password details i'd entered incorrectly, i thought they had blocked the MAC code (mac - unique ID of a computer or network device) but no i was wrong!
Thus i came to the conclusion if u want any help from BT customer services it pays to be a BUSINESS customer otherwise u get some call centre in durka durka-stan.
10/10 Bt Business 5/10 for cost of BT business services lol!

Danny.

its a bit of a cunt really indeed its wireless, wire free, less cable. Now thats a bonus but in my eyes the only drawback is its in-fuckin-visible! So when do we know we're not getting fried to fuck by some radiowave or indeed a microwave flying through the air...well the latter might be a bit dangerous and you would definately see an actuall microwave coming at you. Well unless you dont and well that makes you a blind c***
It has its uses u can sit anywhere in region of a wireless AP (access point) and connect to the interweb and surf to your hearts content but it also has its flaws. Like when you sitting in starbucks and some posh twat whcks out his laptop like the twat he is being like all...i've got enough money to have a laptop (i have two). Sorry getting distracted so he's got his laptop out and he's being anti social should we slap him with an asbo? or a huge salmon across his face and say "oy! posh twat fuck off with ur fuckin noisy fuckin keystrokin keybaord?!"
Even configuring these fuckin networks does my effin tits in you try to do someone a favour but it cant be all so simple as to switch out a router u need to know passwords etc to get it online...FUCKS ME RIGHT OFF!!
anyway rant over, sleep needed now!

Danny x

Jo,
Jo has a name that ryhmes with ho, but Jo isn't one... weird! Her name also ryhmes with alot of other words but thats a whole other story for another day and probably another blog.
So anyway, Jo is my girlfriend and she is indeed very "special", she means alot to me. We have our issues like any other couple but we do indeed get along very well and we do indeed have a fantastic flat and sexlife...but thats personal and she'd kill me for going any further. Lol!
But like the spice girls once said "two become one".
She's like my right arm... i'd be fucked without it! And she's also like my bank manager but she's way better looking and she'd actually lend me money.

So anyway i dont know where my story is going about Jo just i'd thought i'd write on here and tell everyone how much i love her but thats not important to anyone apart from me how i feel about her. We're well suited she is probably about as crazy as me and her laugh is as infectious as mine..
My friends call me up and end up speaking to her instead of me...if she evr gets rid of me im fucked im gonna have nae mates well apart from palm and her five sisters! I'll always have them well unless a sat dish slice my hands off or i can't use my feet.
So...im kinda lost now and i'm running out of interesting and or funny little things to say... maybe i'll sing some lines "yes i feel like stone, yes i feel ice cold", "you make me feel like the one", "you have, stolen my heart".
Apparently i cant hit some high notes so SHE says, women sometimes they should know when not to speak, it is true sometimes you do think all they do is moan and shout at you for not listening. But this Jo is the only Jo you need to know and im incredibly luck to be with her through all the good times and the bad,

You complete me x