Alan McClean
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- Ich über mich
- J.T. Woz wrong............ I'm Bringing Sexy Back!!!!
- Music
- A little bit of everything dance, r'n'b, rock and a bit of cheesy pop now and then!!!
- Films
- Fightclub, Scarface, Godfather, Night at the Roxbury, Goodfellas, anchorman, shawshank redemption, reservior dogs
- Sports
- football massive Newcastle United fan, the odd round of golf goes down well too, and really enjoy keeping fit (for anyone who knows me keep quiet bout that one) lol
- What annoys me
- Sunderland!!! Slow drivers!!! Amy Whinehouse!!! Traffic Wardens!!! My car that keeps breaking down every other week!!!
- Scared of.
- well being a man naturally not scared of many things but now after writing off 2 cars, car accidents and death are high on the list now my 9 lives are disappearing rapidly!!
- Bad Habits
- I can be kinda lazy i suppose, and also can drink a bit too much now and then, Peach Snapps budwiser, carlsberg, miller or becks though To be honest anything with alcohol is good.
- sexiest women
- Has to be Holly Valance
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- Bored again so hafta waste some time Schon 13 Gewinner
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Reasons to love Northern Ireland
15 Reasons to Love N.I.
1. The community sprit behind sectarianisam on both sides.
2. We beat england 1-0 and made a song about it.
3. We have 5 seasons as well as autum,spring,summer and winter we have the riot season (also known as the marching season).
4. We have more terrorist organisations than the middle east.
5. The home of harp the pint we call our own.
6. We are so good the english ripped off the look we call a steak and called it chav.
7. The home of the petrol bomb.
8. Average time you will have you wallet in the center of belfast is about 35 seconds.
9. The only place were you will have your car stole and the theives will try to sell it back to you.
10. We enjoy a challenge eg. if you lock your house up we will rob it but if you go out leave your front door open and windows open we will not touch a thing cause its no fucking fun.
11. The only country were people will fight over rangers and celtic and not no any players in the teams.
12. The riot squad are that good they train the english police riot squads.
13.The average teenager can make at least 3 diffrent types of explosive.
14. The average pregnancey age is 13.5.
15. The only country germany are afraid off0 Kommentare 1225 Tage
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Rules Of The Male World ! ! !
All these rules are numbered 1 for a reason...i took the time to type them out, so u take the time to learn them!!
1. Men ARE NOT mind readers
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. you're a big girl. if it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. We dont complain about it being left down!
1. Sunday sports...its like a full moon or the changing tides, let it be!
1. Shopping is not a sport, and no it never will be nor will we think of it that way!
1. Crying is a form of blackmail.
1. Ask for what u want, let this be clear:
subtle hints do not work...
strong hints do not work...
obvious hints do not work...
JUST SAY IT!!!
1.Yes and No are perfectly ACCEPTABLE answers to almost every question.
1.Come to us with a problem only if u want help solving it. that is what we do. Sympathy is what your friends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. see a doctor.
1. Anythin we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument, in fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. if u dont dress like victoria secret girls then we wont act like soap opera guys.
1. If u think u are fat, u possibly are, dont ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one way makes u sad or angry, we ment the other way.
1. You can ask us to do somethin or tells us how to do it. not both. if u already know how to do it best...do it yourself.
1. whenever possible, please say whatever u have to say during the commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus dud not need directions, neither do we.
1. All men see in only 16 colours. for example, peach is a fruit, not a colour. and we have no idea about mauve.
1. it it itches, it will be scratched. we do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and u say nothing, we will act like nothings wrong. we know u are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. you have enough clothes.
1. you have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape...round is a shape.
1. Thank you for readint this.
Yes i realise this means the couch tonight. but did uknow men really dont mind that...reminds us of camping!!0 Kommentare 1295 Tage
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Facts About Women ! ! !
Yes Ladies and Gents these all make sense....
Most women will not have sex for the first time with a guy unless their legs are shaved. If your date shows up and you spot stubble, she’s trying to keep herself in line.
Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible.
Never trust a girl who has no girlfriends. She doesn’t get along with other women because she’s either bat-shit crazy or just plain mean
Just started dating? Women want you to drive, even if it’s their car.
Laying a towel down over the wet spot is like putting your jacket over a mud puddle for her, you noble bastard.
Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.
Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10, trust me lol.
During emergencies, women are likely to remain calmer than men. Though it should be noted that inventing minor crises on a weekly basis gives them more practice.
Unless they’re lesbians, she won’t approve of your hanging out with other girls. Even if they’re ugly. And, really, even if they’re lesbians.
They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's gonna pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot more sense.
When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.
Don’t call her “cute.” In her mind it’s the same as “not vomit-inducing.” “Sexy,” OK. “Hot,” yes. “Fucking awesome,” only if she’s at least slightly buzzed.
A psycho jealous girl should do anything to keep her man—including anal sex.
Gain her trust when you’re out by calling her at 10 P.M. She’ll go to bed content you’re thinking of her, even if you’re slurping party shots off some skank’s cleavage in bambu beach club lol.
You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. What was the standard lie, 11?? Try 19!!
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Questhousebudda New17 Wochen herSat 29th AUG - Bar Budda, Odysssey -
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OUR BIG WEEKEND
We introduce our very special guest
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Funky to Progressive House
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Carla Mc Curry38 Wochen herhi hows u,beleive congrats is in order,next u no there will be the bambinos lol! still working away? avent seen u in ages! nothing much has changed wi me only am avin another brat lol need my head read lol!
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Alison Johnston50 Wochen herwell hello u hows tricks with ya happy new year !!!!!!!!!
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Stubborn Biatch
Have sum luv back chic. xxx
i just realised y it wudnt let me send u luv b4 lol its cz i posted a comment to myself lolol .xxxxx -
Lee Lochhead66 Wochen her
what did you do, cry or cheer? newcasle 1 - hull 2
was a good day on sat with liverpool & hull winning!
hows things any how? everything going well?
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Laura66 Wochen heryeah vegas is a hoot isnt it.. ohhh im going to turn pro wait you see. umm well im detoxing it at the mo, alcohol is either nasty or darn expensive where i am at the mo. going to thailand tomo so heres to hoping it improves abit... ummm not sure when il be back, soonish. so any scandal from home, anybody else got engaged?????
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66 Wochen her
Laura
yo mcclean, when you going to vegas... guess what ive learnt how to play poker and i came second against 6 boys... oh yeah im good.. so anyway when i come home i should be allowed to play poker seeing as im one of the lads anyway it shouldnt be a problem. easy money on yourpart... hope the livers well!!!!!!x
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68 Wochen her
Lee Lochhead
hope you are having a good holiday buddy, cant say im not jealous lol fucker!! haha i willm keep it short, you are prob either too pissed or to hungover to read lol
you stay classey mr. potato head -
Lee Lochhead68 Wochen her
mate, you know im with you on that boat to see the mighty hull play, my friend!!!!!!!!
all is good here, my room mate has now finished and away home, his replacement is absolute chopper!!! cant believe have to spend next 10 weeks with him!!
so wots the gossip then buddy? you been out much?
im home at the end of sept for a week for my break then im back over here until nov 11th i think i get back to scotland, week after that i will be back home for a few months, ooooooooooo yehhhhhhhhh!!!
watch out for the guns, they'll get ya!!!
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