★HOW NOW BROWN COW
BROWN COW HOW NOW
COW BROWN NOW COW

★WOULD U RATHER DIE IN A PLANE CRASH OR A CAR CRASH??

★WOULD U RATHER HAV NO LEGS OR NO ARMS?

★GET OUT OF THE WATER, THERES A SHARK IN THE WATER!!!(said in an australian accent)

★ICE CREAM TIME!!

★WANA GO TO THE SHOP?? ........SHOP AGAIN?

★I THINK IVE EATEN MY BODY WEIGHT IN FOOD EVERY DAY THIS WEEK!!.....IM GOIN ON A DIET WEN I GO HOME.......WAT AM I SAYIN ...NO IM NOT!!!!

★MY MAM HAD 8 BROTHERS AND 4 SISTERS............FACT!

★LETS BALANCE OUT ALL THIS SUGAR WITH SOME SALT

★DAY 2 ON THE ISLAND

★LETS SEE IF IT BURNS!!!

★HE WENT TO WALK OFF HIS COUGH

★THAT DEAD SHEEP OVER THERE IS SLEEPING!

★WAT GLOW STICKS????!!!

★THIS DIRECTOR IS BRILLIANT!!!!

★WOO SHES LOCKED

★MAMA MIA!!

★WER ARE THE GLOW STICKS?? ...........IF I TOLD YOU ID HAVE TO KILL YOU!!!

★I WISH I HAD A FRAMED PICTURE OF MYSELF SITTING IN A CORNER WITH A DUVET!!

★ITS SHAVING CREAM............FOR MY FACE!!

★YOU FANCEY CIARAN!!!!...........NO I DONT!!!!!!!!!!!

★I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU PUT A GLOW STICK IN THE FIRE?

★WOW YOU GOT BURNT!!!

★FRENCHY!!!!!.... MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!

★YOU STAY DOWN THERE YA LITTLE BITCH YA!!!

★DID ANYONE SEE THE NERD???

★DO YOU WANT A CUP OF TEA(said every 5 mins by rach!)

★HEY HEY YOU YOU I WANT TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND??
THATS NOT HOW THE SONG GOES!!

★AS WE SIT HERE WE ARE THINKING OF YOU.......SITTING AT HOME IN YOUR GARDEN........IN A DRESS!!

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5.WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US

8. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

9. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

10. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

11. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

12. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR

13. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."

14. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

15. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

16. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

17. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

18. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING
PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

My Dad - Shane Moore!
My Mum - Iarla Marron
My big sister - Emma Curran! (just for the record she's not actually my sister, we just like to tell ppl we r, same last name nd all)
My lil sister - Hannah Ridgeway!
My big brother -
My twin - Jenny Smyth!
My little brother - Josh Bell!
My daughter -
My son -
My Hooker - Lynsey Hunt!
My Drunken dancing partner - Natalie Mirolo!
My Sugar Plum - Lynne Minto!
My Slut - Rachael Metrustry!
My best friend - Siobhan Ni Chinneide!
My sexual best friend - Áine Ní Shuilleabháin!
My grandmother - Ronán Quinn (aka Chaney)!
My grandfather - Ciaran Murphy!
My PIMP - Sam McGarry! (or as he calls me "here, yokey!")
My personal trainer - Aisling Ní Chonaire!
My other half - Paddy Schaler!
My slave -
My shoppoholic friend - Ali Cawley!
My fairy god mother - Surf Rock!?
My Pole Dancer - Becky Kelly!
My god father - Kate Dolan!
My bitch - Phil Kilmurray!
My valentine - Mark Pruntinho!
My chatterbox - Andrew Meegan!
My hot admirer - Jamie Davis!
My sexy admirer - Shauna Mackin!
My fuck buddy - Jamie Davis!
My little alco - Sorcha Gallagher!
My beauty queen - Jen Madden!
My stalker - Derek (Del)!
My drinking partner - Damo Heeney!
My Idol - Craig Moran!
My Role Model - Carole Quigley!