Louisey Rascal
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Mujer, 23,
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- Última sesión: hace 8 semanas
- www.bebo.com/iAmLOUISEYrascal
- Music
- i am that 1 person who reli does not care a whol lot! wen im out i want something i can dance to, and wen im drunk i want suma i can guess the words to! saves embarrassments lik 3-3-1 (re-ee-wind) iv recently came into an ipod tho so i guess i better grow an opinion soon.
- tv
- HOUSE IMPROVEMENT SHOWS, every1 loves dem reli, ya's just dont no it yet! also as house improvemnt shows become ever cooler and more hip i have started finding myself watching cookery shows-wow i may b the perfect wife, if only i cookd or house improved rather than watching othr losers at it.
- Sports
- i am a sporty person now...wel i no how to capsize in a canoe and hurt myself on a trampoline... iv left it so long that i may no longer no how 2 hurt myself on a trampoline. i am however VERY proficient at capsizing a canoe
- irritated by
- cursework deadlines, bane f my life.computers not guessing wat i want them 2 do.and specific to scalinis, nites wen the Leave Early system FAILS
- Happiest When
- drunkenly dancin lik a fool or laffing the next day, patting people on the head, refusing high5s, jus the little things that mak other ppl miserable. o and connect 4 of course! and occasionally JCI or jack drunk it.
- things i like to spite michelle
- scratching carpets, chasing ppl, jumping out on ppl, eatin olives, goin 2 da beach& drinkn tequila. suck on that rascal!
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things that make men proud and words women use
Words Women Use
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
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FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make
to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're
welcome
Things that make men proud
1. OPENING JARS - She's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it
effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars
are men's work.
2. CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids
makes you the man.
3. DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks - camp. A Stuart Pearce
tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and
crippling the man. Magic.
4. SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here
love. No, I don't need a sharpener, I've got a knife thanks!
5. GOING TO THE TIP - A manly act which combines driving, lifting and- as
you thrillingly drop your rubbish into another huge pile of other rubbish -
noisy destruction.
6. DRINKING UP - Specifically, rising from the table, slinging your coat on
and downing two thirds of a pint in one fluid movement. Then nodding
towards the door, saying, "Let's go" and striding out while everyone else
struggles to catch up with you. You're hard.
7. HAVING A THIN BIT OF WOOD - in the shed, solely to stir paint with.
8. HAVING A HANGOVER AND THICK STUBBLE - When birds have been partying they just whinge. You on the other hand have physical evidence of your
hardness, sprouting from your face. "Big night?" Grr, what does it look
like.
9. NODDING AT COPPERS - A moment's eye contact is all it takes for you to
share the unspoken bond. "We've not seen eye to eye in the past",it says,
"but someone's got to keep the little scrotes in line".
10. USING POWER TOOLS - Slightly more powerful than you need or can safely
handle. Pneumatic drilling while smoking a fag? Superb.
11. KICKING A FOOTY AGAINST A GARAGE DOOR - Clang-g-g-g-g-g-! Stick that Becks, I kick so hard I set off car alarms.
12. ARRIVING IN A PUB LATE - And everyone cheers you. It doesn't mean
you're popular, it just means your mates are pissed.
However, the rest of the pub doesn't know that.
13. NOT WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT - Fat is a feminist issue, apparently.
Brilliant. Pass the pork scratchings.
14. CARVING THE ROAST - And saying "are you a leg or breast man?"
to the blokes and "do you want stuffing?" to the women.
Congratulations, you are now your dad.
15. WINKING - Turns women to putty. Doesn't it?
16. TEST SWINGING HAMMERS - Ideally, B&Q would have little changing rooms
with mirrors so you could see how rugged you look with any DIY item. Until
then, we'll make do with the aisles.
17. TAKING OUT £200 FROM A CASHPOINT - Okay, so its for paying the plumber
later but with that much cash you feel like a mafia don. The only thing
better is peeling notes off the roll later.
18. PHONE CALLS THAT LAST LESS THAN A MINUTE - Unlike birds, we get
straight to the point. "Alright? Yep. Drink? Red lion? George, it is then.
Seven. See ya."
19. PARALLEL PARKING - Bosh, straight in. First t0 comentarios 1153 días
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Do It!!! go on!!!
DO IT
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and How did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Have you ever wanted to punch me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why?
7. Describe me in 1 word
8. What was your first impression of me?
9. Do u still think the same?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When was the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something that you couldn\'t?
15. Are you going to put this on your blog and see what I say about you?
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Orla Rooneyhace 15 semanasHey lou your page is very mouth watering lol! any joy with the job hunt? im kinda workin from home now as much as i can usually in bel 1/2 days a week we need another wee cinamon date!xx
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Gemma Curranhace 20 semanashey, phone me if you get the chance. tried to call u but keep goin straight to voicemail
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hace 39 semanas
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Tainey Bophace 40 semanasI see you haven't been active in 2 weeks so god knows if you'll even get this! But it's worth a try since you were definitely better at replying on bebo while in Sweden than to messages!!! WE NEED A CATCH UP!! I realise our failure to do this lays only with my rubbish self and my ridiculous work schedule but nevertheless! In any case how about you and Niamhy come up to Tyrone some Saturday night in the not so distant future and I'll cook dinner and we can have a girly one in with wine and DVDs or we can go out whatever you lovely ladies fancy. And sure I will leave it to you to decide what date and I'll work my schedule round it. How does that sound?
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hace 41 semanas
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hace 44 semanas
Lianne Corvan
hey missy, well how does it feel to be home??
aye I managed to get d dissertation done. . . but i left everything to d last minute as usual n was pure panicing!! not good. . our exam was lst tues so ave anthr few weeks to relax b4 were back. . . oh yea barca turned out not to be as bad as i thought it was gona be, it was good craic! . . ah be good hear how yous got on!!! look forward to seein ya in class xxx -
Puss Thon. Certhace 48 semanas
i dont like it...engraving is out
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Puss Thon. Certhace 49 semanas
leaving love on my page? tryin to mark territory? thats just a little creepy louise.
However it is not as creepy as someone who would go back 118weeks to look at previous comments between people! -
hace 49 semanas
Tainey Bop
She just a rascal - louisey rascal!
Days until you come home! Days!!! Excited some?? My friend is landing over from Italy on Friday and he ain't going home til Xmas eve - he gave me loads of notice too - about 2 weeks notice
But sure I'm off work from Friday til 5th January so what else would I be doing?!
Have you got all your work handed in?? I hope you are doing plenty of drinking before you return home! -
Gemma Curranhace 49 semanas
yeah I'm goin to parlour. I know what am I like, It'll probably just be for the PGCE which is only a year but who knows. Matthew loves Belfast so he makes things freakin difficult for me! lol. I doubt I could convince him to move but I'm working on it. anyway talk to ya on the 23rd about all that crap, I plan on getting good and drunk haha
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Gemma Curranhace 49 semanas
hrm yeah decided to go to brighton for a laugh, on my ownioes! kinda scared but its not all official yet so hasn't sank in really. r u home for xmas? reunion ?? x
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hace 49 semanas
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hace 50 semanas
Tainey Bop
Thanks for the love missy!! I think there's a little bit of a stalker in all of us. I'd sent you a private mail anyway! It should be winging it's way over to you - if it's not lost in the internet ether.
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hace 52 semanas
Tainey Bop
Hey hey darling!! Work were grande about the phone! Thank God!!! Flat out at the minute!! Hope all is well in Stockholme!! Missing you already can't wait to see you when you get back!
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hace 56 semanas
Jen Lynch
gud day my dear...i'm all packed and about to do the on-line check in thingy...see u later...if i make it from the airport to the bus place
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David Clarkehace 58 semanashey...how the hell is it goin in stockholm? I never knew u were studyin there this semester. The dissertation is a nightmare, u are so lucky!
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hace 58 semanas
Lianne Corvan
Hey yea i had an amazing time over the summer. . . you's seem to be havin a ball ovr there hows the work side of things going??
Ah this dissertation thing is a nightmare its such a big piece of work plus did u hear we're goin to Barcelona!! would normally b excited bout it but its costing us a small fortune to go!! Apart from that 3rd year is going great lol
Really missing you n the girls from class!! xxx -
hace 59 semanas
Shannon Allison
not bad for a little old pic!!
thanks
hows things were u are? like it? whats it like????
sorry, i'm so noisy sometimes....
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hace 59 semanas
Toni Stewart
yea it does seem that way, but i have always loved ya lol.
yep yep im at liverpool uni, kind last minute thing (due to very annoying circumstances) but loving every min of it lol
so wen u back xmas time??
will have to grab a drink around then!!
Hope things are better that u expected!
xxx
drunken game of connect 4!
Johnny Reid 0 respuestasI was reading your page and then I started trying to draw nemo.
Matt Gilligan 0 respuestasTurns out I can't draw nemo.