I've invented a new game. It's called "Pelt the Rabbit in His Big White Face". Yeah, I know, the title alone is pretty cool, but what you do, right, is there's this big rabbit and he's huge, he's like 6 foot, right, and he's got this massive face and, I mean, it doesn't matter where you are, right, you could be wherever, could be by a windmill, it doesn't matter, and what happens is, this rabbit starts to chase you, right, and you gotta run or if you can't, you could throw sesame seeds at him, or coins or whatever, or you could just take off your Chelsea boot and just take him out, 'cause if he catches you, he just throws you on the floor... and rapes you

See that? Straighteners - Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get. Fell asleep on them when I was pissed

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I see a boundary, I eat that boundary and wash it down with a hot steamin' cup o' rules

I'll be on you like a powerful moss

I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs Pain. Order up some violent quiche. You want some?

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I'm a stump fucker! A concept we couldn't quite get past BBC3!

I was imprisoned for crimes against humanity. I raped a dolphin! Well, technically speaking it was a porpoise, but one blowhole's the same as the next to me

He slashes one way, he slashes the other, he slashes diagonally, he's like Connect Four in dagger terms!

The Nazi turtle, a freshwater facist for all the family

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I come fully equipped with a papoose. I slot in the back like a peanut! Or if you're against the papoose system I also come with a wheel - clips into my chin, like a skate

Look, I took a chance, alright? We asked The Moon, I didn't know he was an alabaster retard, did I?

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Get out of my peripherins vision! Ya all over the place gettin' in everywhere like a blue bottle

Saturn, Jupiter, Pluto, Mars... Venus, George, Chr... Chrissy. That is a list of my friends in order... order of preference

When you are the moon, you pretty much split people down the middle. Some people go "Ah, look at the moon, he's all gentle with his nice white face. Hangin' in the sky, he's nice". And the other half go "Ugh he's a vanilla rapist, get him away from my kids"

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I'll come at you like a bus full of nuns

Well, as you know, Tony the prawn is a psychological killer

Welcome to the Zooniverse, where all your dreams come true...niverse

How 'bout a nipple cake sandwich?

Note to self... Pocket Cup

You know, technically you're not a peeping tom if it's one of your relatives

Moon, sometimes I look at you and wonder why you are a human and living

I'll be all over you like a nun sandwich

..And that's why I don't like cricket.