Carthy Mc Keith

when the fuck did we get ice-cream???

12 weeks ago | me too! | Reply

Carthy Mc Keith
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  • Male, 20, Luv 181
  • from Clonakilty 90210
  • Single
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  • Member since: August 2006
  • Last active: 3 weeks ago
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About Me

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will he bonk ya in the chocolate factory
Me, Myself, and I
I'm a raging workaholic
a working rage-aholic
out of rehab and in denial
I’m toll-free, bite-size, ready-to-wear, and I come in all sizes

A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle

I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried,
double-wrapped and vacuum-packed

And…I have unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal
Lean and mean
Cocked, locked and ready to rock
Rough, tough, and hard to bluff
I take it slow, I go with the flow
I ride with the tide
I’ve got glide in my stride

Drivin’ and movin’, sailin’ and spinnin’
jivin’ and groovin’, and wailin’ and winnin’

I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose
I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road
I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunchtime

I’m hangin’ in
there ain’t no doubt
and I’m hangin’ tough
Over and Out!
The Other Half Of Me
Eoin Finn

Eoin Finn

geez his other half is some great man

MSN
kmacster89@hotmail.com
scared?
No, im too macho for that! nah, im joking wasps really scare the g-string off me.
Drink
Heineken or Southern Comfort and lime.........in excessive amounts :P
happiest when
wearin beer goggles!! jumpin around like a loon to crazy repetetive electronic music
Hate
Missed calls from private numbers..... Rihanna
WHAT WILL MEATLOAF DO FOR LOVE?
Anything
WHAT WONT MEATLEAF DO FOR LOVE?
That

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  • Book Titles for Rejected Children

    . Juggling Knives is Easy
    2. Where to Find the toys in the Oven
    3. Where Mommy & Daddy Hide Neat Things
    4. Kick, Scream, and Cry to Get What You Want
    5. "Whatcha' Doin'" the Wonderful Phrase
    6. 101 Games to Play in the Road
    7. The Indoor Pool is a Big Potty and the Divingboard is the Flusher
    8. Homemade Fireworks using a Bathtub,a Blowdryer,and a Fork
    9. POP, goes the Hamster and other fun Microwave Games
    10. Arthur Gets Hunted
    11. Clifford and the Big and Yellow Semi
    12. Monsters Killed Grandpa
    13. The hit sequel to "Elvis is your real dad" Mrs.Clause is your real Mom
    14. Chicken Poop for the Kid Soul
    15. All Guns Squirt Water
    16. When The Garbage Truck Came to Sesame Street
    17. How Fun it is to Tie a Squirrel to a Kite
    18. You Can Get Sucked Down the Drain
    19. How to Make Sushi with Ordinary Goldfish
    20. 101 recipies to make with Dog
    21. If its Storming out the Best Place to keep shelter is under a tree
    22. The New Boy is Bad
    23. Your Nightmares are real
    24. The Time When Elmer REALLY got Bugs
    25. Scooby Doo Gets Rabbis
    26. The Lion, the Steak, and the Blender
    27. The Little Kitten that was too Curious.....
    28. The Boy who was so Stupid that his Dad put him up for Adoption
    29. Mickey Mouse and the Mouse Trap
    30. Chuck E. Cheese and Cheddar get a Flamethrower
    31. Grampa Gets A Casket
    32. Dad's New Wife Robert
    33. The Magical World Inside The Abandoned Refridgerator

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  • Things to do in public toilets:



    1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
    2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
    3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
    4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before.''
    5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
    6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a shoe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
    7. ''Now how did that get there?''
    8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
    9. Fill up a large flask with lemonade. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling,' Whoa! Easy boy!!''
    10. '' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters''
    11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say,' Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
    12. ''C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
    13. ''Boy, that sure looks like a maggot''
    14. ''Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?''
    15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
    16. Before you unroll toilet paper, lay down your ''Cross-Dressers Anonymous'' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
    17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say, ''Peek-a-boo!''
    18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing ''Born Free.''

    2 Comments 1108 days

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    • Eoin Finn
      Eoin Finn

      oh ya say hi to herself and i hope you both taking care of each other. shes cool!! :P

      7 weeks ago
    • Eoin Finn
      Eoin Finn

      ha your face!!! kate is coming over next weekend!! FICKING YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
       !

      7 weeks ago
    • Eoin Finn
      luv Eoin Finn

      Is this cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!?

      7 weeks ago
    • Ronan Bobo Trayer
      luv Ronan Bobo Trayer

      i thought i did :P i was standin nxt 2 yee nd i rang 2 c wer yee wer lol how did da partay go ???.........:P

      8 weeks ago
    • Ronan Bobo Trayer
      Ronan Bobo Trayer

      ammm i cnt remember all 2 much:L :L :L but i ended up back at iarlas house which is jst across frm nicolas:P srry if i acted da ejit btw ...........nah i wont b at it cos im n my hols nxt week so im gonna head up da country 4 a few days nd im off da drink 4 a little while aswell :P ............:P

      9 weeks ago
    • Killzer
      Killzer

      Story buddy how are things

      10 weeks ago via Mobile
    • Ronan Bobo Trayer
      luv Ronan Bobo Trayer

      i still hav pics f da snail n my fone , nd den u flicked da fecker n2 me like lol....nd shoutin at da people over da wall lol good times :P ...........:P

      10 weeks ago
    • Mary Beamish
      Mary Beamish

      y am i an eejit??? :( :( :( :( :( :(
      dats jst nasty suzie nasty!!!! waz goina giv u luv bt I wnt bothr nw!!! :P :P :P :P

      11 weeks ago
    • Joseph
      Joseph

      ive a match sunday

      12 weeks ago
    • Ronan Bobo Trayer
      luv Ronan Bobo Trayer

      sure we drank ours fairly fast, well i did neway lol "is dat jizz in my pint" hahaha dat was brill :P ...........:P

      12 weeks ago
    • Chloe O'Brien
      Chloe O'Brien

      Winston : ask me any movie?
      Steve : am ok....jaws?
      Winston : thats a good movie

      12 weeks ago
    • Joseph
      Joseph

      ha ha excellent...Got it off one of the boys pages ha ha...I lost my virginity last night to a retard 'cause I wanted my first time to be special...

      12 weeks ago
    • Joseph
      Joseph

      :L Class isn it ha ha brilliant...

      12 weeks ago
    • Joseph
      Joseph

      Make do wit whats there...sure we went back to moriartys a few months back he had no mixers for the vodka so I jus poured some milk into a glass and mixed it wit that:L

      12 weeks ago
    • Joseph
      luv Joseph

      since wen do u have a missus ballbag....finn was onto me about it...where did ya go last night?

      12 weeks ago
    • Chloe O'Brien
      luv Chloe O'Brien

      haha or "I work at burger king, you want fries with that?"

      12 weeks ago
    • Ronan Bobo Trayer
      Ronan Bobo Trayer

      stretched da convo out ???? i cudnt even manage da beginin f da convo nd had 2 run out laughin lol so funny lol..............:P

      12 weeks ago
    • Joseph
      Joseph

      seriously buy or rent it...the quotes are outstandin

      12 weeks ago
    • Joseph
      luv Joseph

      did u see stepbrothers?? possibly better than old school:L

      12 weeks ago
    • Ronan Bobo Trayer
      luv Ronan Bobo Trayer

      "and how much bigger are the very large eggs compared to the normal eggs??" :L :L :L it must b done again soon lol............:P

      12 weeks ago