FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad or aunty and uncle.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... when we doing it again?!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Never see you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste!" ... but will always take care of you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock the shit right out of them.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS : Would ignore this and pretend it's not true.
REAL FRIENDS: Will add this to their blog the minute they read it.

My Hubby =
My Mummy =
My Daddy =
My Daughter =
My Son =
My Girl Twin =
My Bloke Twin =
My Biggie Sista =
My Lil Sista =
My Biggie Bruva =
My Lil Bruva =
My neice =
My nephew=
My Best Mate =
My Lover =
My Baybee Gurl =
My Baybee Boi =
My Idol =
My Boyfriend To Be =
My Playmate =
My Babe =
My Bruv/Cru =
My Sexy Boy =
My Secret Admiara =
My Bad Boy =
My Rude Gurl =
My Emo/Goth =
My Manager =
My Fuck Buddy =
My Hairdresser =
My Dirty Dancer =
My Bit On The Side =
My Body Guard =
My LiL Gangsta =
My Partner In Crime =
My Party Animal =
My Bessie Gal Mate 1 =
My Bessie Gal Mate 2 =
My Bessie Gal Mate 3 =
My Bessie Boi Mate 1 =
My Bessie Boi Mate 2 =
My Bessie Boi Mate 3 =
My Hairdresser =
My Wifey =
My hubbie =
My Sexy Boy =
My Beautican =
My PlayMate =
My Rebel =
My Fairy Godmum =
My Guardian Angel =
My Babeh gal =
My Idol =
My Babe =
My PissHead =
My Karoke Partner =
My Body guard =
My LifeGuard =
My LimoDriver =
My Gangsta =
My Bitch =
My Princess =
My Prince =
My Bunny =
My Pimp =
My Pimpette =
My Devil =
My Groom =
My Bridesmaid =
My Maid Of Honour =
My Flower Girl =
My Barbie =
My Lurveli Gal=
My Party Animal=
My All Be There 4 U Friend=
My Hardcore Gangsta =
My Druggie =
My Partner In Crime =
My Bit On The Side =
My Babies God parents =
My Sexy - Hot - Gawjuss Footballer =
My Sexy - Hot - Gawjuss Squash player =
My PA =

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