Charmer
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Mężczyzna, 21,
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- Jest z nami od: August 2005
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- Motto
- Sleeping is for the week! So stay sweet!
- Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
- Lets begin at the begining
We're lovers and we're losers, we're heros and we're pioneers, and we're beggars and we're choosers.
You're not as messed up as you think you are - your self absorbtion makes you messier. Just settle down and would feel a whole lot better.
We'll live to dance another day, its jus now we have to dance for one more of us!
Leave the morning tot he morning. Pain can b killed with asprin pills and vitamin pills. But memories of hope and glorious defeat are a little harder to beat.
"You have only to believe if you wish to achieve. That rhymed. Unintentional"
Life isn't about meekly shuffling down the path of mediocrity.
Life is about love, last minutes and lost evenings, about fire in our bellies and furtive little feelings!
The only thing thats left to do is live... oh and get another round in at the bar.
Stay sweet!
- Music
- Love most Music! Time to revamp the music lists tho methinks. Lovin The Dykeenies, vampire weekend, Foals, Cage the Elephant, jimmy eat world, Frank Turner, Goldie Lookin Chain, Scroobius Pip Vs Dan Le Sac, Travis, The Infadels, The Courteeners, Ida Maria, Santagold, The Subways, we are scientists, the cure, Alphabeat, paramore, Biffy, The Jam, Paul Weller, The Clash, Artic monkeys, Katy Perry, Feeder, Band of horses, Rev and the makers, Juilette and the Licks, The Rumble Strips, Operator please, Razorlight, Those dancing days, Holloways, Kings of Leon, The Rifles, Ash, GreenDay, Simple Plan, Glasvegas, Ting Tings, The Futureheads, Sons And Daughters, Goldfrapp, Sergeant, Michael Jackson, Black kids, Pendulum, Hot Chip, Air Traffic, Wombats, Pigeon Detectives, Bloc Party, Editors, Lupe Fiasco, Kooks, Maxmio Park, Jamiroquai, Daft Punk, Calvin Harris, Justice, Mylo, Tiesto and otha asorted Dj's and Trance. Also a closet fan of slightly dodgey pop. I'm thinkin Girls Aloud, Kylie and Aqu
- Movies
- Love Movies... the ones rite up there are- kill bill, Resivoir Dogs, Leon, HEAT, Green St, Mean Machine, Football Factory, Kill bill Vol. 2, True romance, Zulu, Zulu Dawn, hot fuzz, the Untouchables, Anchorman, Kidulthood, Godfather, Juno, The Sleepers and basically anythin else on the list further down the page. lol.
- Sports
- Love my football. Massive Celtic fan... Gotta love them. So many of footballs greats have passed thru those parkhead gates that it would be hard not to love them. Like watching the premiership... but can't really say i support an English side... but guess Spurs are closest. They play footy the right way. Locally am a Forfar fan... so can't say am all a glory hunter cause lord knows there ain't been many glory days at Station Park recently. Like other sports too... but football covers the best bit.
- Scared Of
- The world runnin out of alcohol... not havin anyone to party with... gettin old, and not bein able to party... oh and that smelly old woman that comes into tesco... the shadow!
- Happiest When
- Having the banter... anywhere really but pub is always a winner
- Drinks
- I'm one of these shockin people who does enjoy an occasional tipple of alcohol. I tend to have a preference for a pint of lager or Koppaberg... but i am equally happy drinkin shorts of vodka and mixer, Morgans and mixer, Sloe gin and Mixer or neat, SoCo and mixer, Whisky, Tia Maria... am also a fan of shots, Love Goldshlagger in paticular but they all go down the same way. Finally i love cocktails too... if its all alcohol mixed and in one glass then it simply saves me trips to the bar!
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Sould George Burley be sacked by scotland?
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T in the Park Line up
The Verve; Rage Against The Machine; REM; Kings of Leon; The Fratellis; Kaiser Chiefs; Stereophonics; Prodigy; Kooks; Primal Scream
Chemical Brothers; Interpol; Ian Brown; The Raconteurs; Biffy Clyro; Counting Crows; KT Tunstall; Feeder; Pigeon Detectives; The Enemy
The Feeling; Amy MacDonald; Panic At The Disco; Hot Chip; Aphex Twin; The Charlatans; The Pogues; Ben Folds; The Wombats; Reverend and The Makers
Pendulum; Justice; DJ Hell; Erol Alkan; The National; Band of Horses; Seasick Steve; Eddy Grant; Alabama 3; Sons and Daughters
The Courteeners; Slam; Paul Heaton; Lightspeed Champion; Ting Tings; Black Kids; Sergeant; The Law; Gabriella Cilmi; Sons of Albion; The Script.
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SYMPTOM, FAULT, ACTION
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Find someone who will buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, and the front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open when drinking or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Buy another beer and practice in front of mirror. Drink as many as needed to perfect drinking technique.
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Turn glass other way up so that open end points toward ceiling.
SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Go stand next to nearest dog. After a while complain to the owner about its lack of house training and demand a beer as compensation.
SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Find someone who will buy you another beer.
SYMPTOM: Floor swaying.
FAULT: Excessive air turbulence, perhaps due to air-hockey game in progress.
ACTION: Insert broom handle down back of jacket.
SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are taken to another bar. If not, complain loudly that you are being kidnapped.
SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with ceiling tiles and fluorescent light strip across it.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: If your glass is full and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to help you get up, latch yourself to bar.
SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dim, mouth full of cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.
SYMPTOM: Everything has gone dark.
FAULT: The Bar is closing.
ACTION: Panic.
SYMPTOM: You awaken to find your bed hard, cold and wet. You cannot see your bedroom.
FAULT: You have spent the night in the gutter.
ACTION: Check your watch to see if bars are open yet. If not, treat yourself to a lie-in.
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NED jokes
Q. Two Neds jump off a cliff, who wins?
A. Society.
Q. What does a Ned girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old Female Ned?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Ned in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call a Ned in a filing cabinet?
A. Sorted.
Q. What do you say to a Ned in a suit?
A. "Will the defendant please rise"
Q. Why did the Ned cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.
Q. What do you call a Ned girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. If you're driving and see a Ned on a bike why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q. What's the first question during a Neds quiz night?
A. What you looking at?
Q. Why are Neds like slinkeys?
A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs
Q. What do you call a hundred Neds at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.
Q. Where do you take a Ned girl for a decent night out?
A. Up the ar*e.
Q. Why is 3 Neds going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
Q. What do you call a Ned with 9 GCSEs?
A. A liar.
Q. What's the difference between a Neds boy and a Neds girl?
A. A Ned girl has a higher sperm count
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a true hard cunt!! u take care of ur mates and urself!! ur a great fighter but really u just want out!!
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Darren Taylor9 tygodni temuU owe me a pint mate
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Darlene Phillips
aw dear, u should be loaded now and afford taxi on ur own lol, dont giv me ur excuses!!!!! how r u liking ur job? x
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Darlene Phillips
an angel!! yeah yeah, maybe a devil! that is a fraction shocking that u r enjoying ur job in the bakery and i dont beleive ur shy and quiet.
yeah im ok, been a bit down in the dumps but bit beta now, just wish we new wat was happening!! managers got there interviews monday then there was a big meeting on tues around in all in perth howeva they dont get told until week 25. take care x x -
Darlene Phillips19 tygodni temu
hey mr t. how r u?? im so missing the cheek lol. u enjoying ur new job?? hope ur fitting in as much as u did in blair. xxxx
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Darlene Phillips22 tygodnie temu
hey im ok ta. blairs not a happy shop at the minute so u nt missing much love!
was it mad 2day? ur first day? xxx
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Jennifer McGibbon22 tygodnie temuyeah i guess that was a bit stupid of me but oh well!! well today was saturday which means i spent all day at work as per usual. i hate that place big time like!
. u been up to much? since ur off this weekend once again! x
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Darlene Phillips22 tygodnie temu
howdy partner!! how r u? hope ur enjoyign the job and not missing me or us 2 much!! lol. im sure u will be!!!! xx
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22 tygodnie temu
Jennifer McGibbon
hey mr
cant txt u back cos tryin not to use my phone till next week, i have a huge phone bill already
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Fresh Priñce23 tygodnie temuAright T, I was in your tesco last night, what a shocking establishment, cages strewn all about the aisles!
...Although to be fair to them it was 3 in the morning haha
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23 tygodnie temu
Jennifer McGibbon
lookin forward to our visit to the pub for chat and banter tonight boyo!!
feel like i havent seen u for agess and i saw u on tuesday haha xx -
Laura Suzanne Morrice23 tygodnie temuthings are all fun and games with me
lol aww wow, u enjoyin it? manager at 21...check u out! doin not bad for yourself! xxx
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Darren Taylor23 tygodnie temu
Alright bud
howz it going?
Heard about ur new job, congrats man.
How was ur bday u have a gd one?
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Laura Suzanne Morrice24 tygodnie temu
awch no bad
hows work etc? been up to much lately?
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Laura Suzanne Morrice25 tygodni temu
heylo stranger, hows it going?
xxx
i did try ti draw u, dave n ur teddy but it was far 2 hard haha
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