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- Me, Myself, and I
- Think outside the box, for God's sake. Otherwise what's the point in you?
- The Other Half Of Me
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If I speak in the tongues of men and angels,
but have not love,
I have become sounding brass or a tinkling symbol.
And if I have prophecy and know all mysteries and all knowledge,
and if I have all faith so as to remove mountains,
but have not love, I am nothing.
And if I dole out all my goods, and
if I deliver my body that I may boast
but have not love, nothing I am profited.
Love is long suffering,
Love is kind,
It is not jealous,
Love does not boast,
It is not inflated.
It is not discourteous,
It is not selfish,
It is not irritable,
It does not enumerate the evil.
It does not rejoice over the wrong, but rejoices in the truth
It covers all things,
It has faith for all things,
It hopes in all things,
It endures in all things.
Love never falls in ruins;
but whether prophecies, they will be abolished; or
tongues, they will cease; or
knowledge, it will be superseded.
For we know in part and we prophecy in part.
But when the perfect comes, the imperfect will be superseded.
When I was an infant,
I spoke as an infant,
I reckoned as an infant;
When I became [an adult],
I abolished the things of the infant.
For now we see through a mirror in an enigma, but then face to face. Now I know in part, but then I shall know as also I was fully known.
But now remains
Faith, Hope, Love,
but the greatest of these is love.
1 Corinthians 13:1-13
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Now I haven't even seen this year's Big Brother. Somebody has informed me that it's a house full of women this year. I couldn't care less to be frank, but when some STUPID FUCKING PROGRAMME interrupts my Scrubs viewing..then we have a problem. I have therefore come up with some ways to make Big Brother slightly more bearable to all.
Drop the ceiling a couple of inches every day.
11:46 AM..Day 46 and Belinda, a limbo champion, is the only housemate left with an intact spine..
Put wild animals in the house and force the others to pretend they're human beings.
16:43 PM..Day 25 and James has been eaten by Simba, after James poked Simba with a stick and said 'Ner ner, I've got opposable thumbs.' Simba has had his dinner privileges withdrawn.
Replace one housemate every week with a landmine dressed up in the housemate's clothes.
19:21 PM..Day 85 and Ellie has been scattered over a wide area in the Garden. It is not clear, but we are currently sending in a cleaner to scrape her up and see if she is still breathing.
Get a phone in service for deciding what horrible punishment each housemate will receive for failing a task
Call 0900 31 45 for the Knife Through Testicles 0900 31 46 for the Fat Woman Dropped On Unsuspecting Head, or 0900 31 47 for the Usual Drink Replaced With Horrible, Horrible Acid. Calls cost 50p/min.
Well I do hope you will take this suggestions and send them on to Channel 4. How dare they stop Scrubs.
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