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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my dick when I ask where the toilet is?


People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuckin’ right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?


When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?


When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the movies and stare at the fuckin’ floor.


People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?


When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.


When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fuckin’ does!! What can you possibly do that's longer?


When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Knobhead?


People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Fucking ears dick face?

Then you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting... always eat stuff i hate.


McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you say ''Mc'' before the item of food you order... like if u ask for a chicken burger they just look at you stupidly... well il have a Mc straw and il ram it inbetween your Mc eyes, you fucking Mc tosser.


When your involved in a serious accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be on my way... fucking wankers

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