James Hocking
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Hombre, 19,
106
- de Canterbury
- Situación sentimental: Soltero/a
- Accesos al perfil: 4.949
- Miembro desde: August 2006
- Última sesión: hace 32 semanas
- www.bebo.com/youdontgivemethehorn
cerrar Conóceme
- Lema
- does NOT own chickens. seriously, I don't
- Información
- well i was born to a chimanzee and a camel with downs syndrome, which was a little unfortunate but you get over it...... i got picked on at school though. very disturbing as i tried to kill a vicar with a church bell and all that jazz but after 15 years of counselling im almost ready to be let back into the real world and be sold into slavery
HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
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Put this on your bebo if you know someone who has been raped by chickens or roosters
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|………..| - Music
- In Alphabetical order: Zebrahead Metallica NIn Soundgarden Pink Floyd, Led Zep Biffy Clyro, Foo Fighters, Slayer, SOAD, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Murderdolls, Wednesday13, stone sour, slipknot, megadeth, anthrax, Gn'R, CKY, HIM(NOT LIVE), Motorhead, FDQ, ACDC, Black Sabbath, Marilyn Manson, KoRn, Muse, Iron Maiden, Raconteurs, The Greenhornes and others which i cant think of
- Films
- Pulp Fiction, Sin City, The Shawshank Redemption and Edward Dildohands, Constantine, anything with Nicholas Cage in it
- Things I Don't Like
- Lightweights, women with beards, Kid Rock, The Unforgiven III, hypocrites, bad jokes, drug addicts, child neglect, typos
- Scared Of
- Women With Beards, Getting Arrested
- Happiest When
- In Iains car (which i'm gonna die in) & drunk
- Rehab
- Rehab is bad!!!!!!!!! you get treated like a kid
- Alcohol
- Alcohol is your emergency paramedic, your parachute, your life boat, the tight rope you walk, the ship you go down with, and the dressing for the salad of your mind.
yes i did steal this off of iain and, no, i don't care
cerrar The Best Profile Survey
| Name : | James Hocking | |
| Nick Name : | Rimjob | |
| Birthdate : | 17/07/1990 | |
| Birthplace: | Pembury, Kent, England, UK | |
| Current Location: | Maidstone, Kent, England, UK | |
| Eye Color: | Brown (Yellowy when I'm drunk) | |
| Hair Color: | Brown/Blond | |
| Height: | 5'11" | |
| Weight: | 10 stone-ish | |
| Piercings: | nope | |
| Tatoos: | nah | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | Girlfirend until i do something completely thick that will p | |
| Vehicle: | not till after uni | |
| Overused Phrase: | You Cunt | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | Pasta | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | Ye Olde Thirsty Pig | |
| Candy: | Haribo Sourmix | |
| Number: | 7 | |
| Color: | Red | |
| Animal: | Dog | |
| Drink: | BEER! | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Va....no hang on...dunno....legs? | |
| Perfume: | lavender and cat piss | |
| TV Show: | Heroes | |
| Music Album: | Stone Gods - Silver Spoons and Broken Bones | |
| Movie: | Shawshank Redemption | |
| Actor/Actress: | Peter Cook | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Pepsi | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | BK | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Choco-Vanilla Infusion....lol | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | COFFEE! can't live without it | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Kiss | |
| Dog or Cat: | Dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | Punk | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Funny....I'm a but of a poof like that | |
| Love or Money: | Love, because it's harder to come by | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | Whenever....3am | |
| Most Missed Memory: | Dunno, I Forgot It | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | Dunno if I Have One | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | Coffee, Fag, Breakfast | |
| Ambition: | Work in the Government | |
| Best Friends: | Iain, Mike, Jo | |
| Weakness: | My Balls | |
| Fears: | Spiders and Small Spaces | |
| Longest relationship: | 2 Months | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | NO | |
| Ever been beaten up: | Yes | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | Yes...Once | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | Unintentionally.....My mate put a chocolate bar in my pocket | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | nah | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | yes | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | no | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | Green...Unusual | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | Brown | |
| Short or Long: | A combination of the two, which i call.....Shlong XD | |
| Height: | Shorter than me....not by much | |
| Style: | Whatever | |
| Looks or Personality: | A Combination | |
| Hot or Cute | Beggars can't be choosers | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | not muscular because they'd beat me up....nah i'm not too fu | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Mexico | |
| How do you want to Die: | Tragic Wanking Accident | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Unfortunately | |
| Get along with your Parents: | NO! | |
| Health Freak: | Yes, I promote the healthy values of a Kebab washed down wit | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | no | |
| Believe in Yourself: | not really | |
| Want to go to College: | going to uni | |
| Do you Smoke: | yes | |
| Do you Drink: | oh god yes | |
| Shower Daily: | no....every other day | |
| Been in Love: | yeah | |
| Do you Sing: | not unless i'm drunk | |
| Want to get Married: | ffs i'm only 18 | |
| Do you want Children: | poss | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | too late | |
| Hate anyone: | couple of cunts, yeah | |
| Get Your Own survey..... | ||
cerrar What Super Car Are You? (best)
More quizzes:
how random are you?What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
how mature are you?
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cerrar Widgets
cerrar Encuestas
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Does Tim Burton Have A Big Cock
- Yes
- No
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you would rather be bummed by...
- a group of pandas
- a bear
- a possesed blow up doll
- triggy
- a pidgeon
cerrar Fotos
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Elbow Shlong
(5)
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God
(2)
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Guitar
(6)
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My Album
(1)
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My Album
(10)
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Pictures that other people took
(8)
cerrar Artistas/Grupos
cerrar What Greek God are you
What Greek God are you
My result is: Hades
Simple out you are a cruel, evil person. You make people around you feel horrible and blue.
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what model are you?Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
Whats yuurh real name?
what will your baby girl look like
how interesting are you?
What colour best suits your personality?
What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
Are you an Angel or Devil?
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cerrar Whatt Type of Warroir Are You?
What type of warrior are you?
My result is: Knight
when its time to fight for the holy lands, you gather your minstrals, grab your battle axe, and head to the fields. Knights are brave and heroic, and take down killer bunnies with holy hand grenades. sweet
More quizzes:
what model are you?Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
Whats yuurh real name?
what will your baby girl look like
how interesting are you?
What colour best suits your personality?
What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
Are you an Angel or Devil?
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cerrar Are You an Alcoholic?
Recreational Drinker
You aren't an alcoholic; you just like to drink. You really like drinking.
It's a hobby! Having hobbies is healthy. Life shouldn't be all work. Raise
a glass to yourself, and enjoy another drink!
cerrar Blog
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shit in my room
Copy and paste to your blog
BEDROOM SURVEY
NO LYING!!
Do you have the following in your room:
Cell phone: yes
Chair/stool: yeah
Book shelf: no
Dresser: no
Computer/laptop: yes
Bean bag: no
pictures: no
Mirror: yeah
Skateboard: yeah
Bed: yes
Clothes on the floor: not atm
Plastic Giraffe: nope...
Surfboard: no
Smoke detector: yes grrr!!
Piano/keyboard/gutiar/bass/drums: guitar
Locking door: mhmm
Bottle of water: nah
A blacklight: no
Awards: umm exam certificates?
Sports: no
CDs: one
Flag: no
Stop sign/any sign: not yet
Caution tape: see above
Paintball gun: no
Real Gun: i wish
Cigarettes: in my pocket
Candle: no
Books: yes
Bike: no
Stereo: laptop
Television: need a lisence
Lighter: need some gas
Gum: no
How many windows do you have in ur room? 3
What is the color of your walls? vomit green and white
Hardwood floor, tile, or carpet? Carpet
Do you get ready for the day in your room or the bathroom? room
What color is your bed sheet? blue
What's on your walls? paint (vomit green as previously mentioned)
Has the opposite sex been in your room before? yeah, but not in THAT way
conclusion - i need to find something to do0 comentarios 400 días
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Random Stupidity
hey, I was sitting around the other day and i had an amazing idea....
you know at, like, wedding receptions and shit, they sometimes have baloons filled with helium??
can you imagine if you had a room with helium filled inflateable sex dolls on the ceiling!!
currently loling my legs off
night0 comentarios 402 días
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molesting goats
right, an issue which needs to be cleared up, even if it was never there in the first place....
personally, i think that molesting goats is wrong. pigs, fine; spiders, fine; goats, NO. they smell bad and produce nothing that could be constucted as morally edible (dunno where spiders came into it)
as you can probably tell, i'm bored and i've had a few beers.
merry ummm.....september......10 comentarios 449 días
cerrar What Cigarette Brand Are You?
What Cigarette Brand Are You?
Mayfair
Your're quite an adventurous person, but maybe don't have as much money to spend on the luxury of smoking. Mayfair are Great Britain's 2nd best selling Cigarette and are well priced for the majority of people.
cerrar What Are you?
what are you
My result is: Skater
You live by your own rules, your life ambition is to skate and you have a lot of friends
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What will you be when your older?your real name
how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
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cerrar What Drug Are You?
More quizzes:
how random are you?What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
wat will ur next boyfriends nmae start with
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cerrar Music is your life
Music is your life
My result is: Music is your life and everything in it...
You can't live without Music a day without Music is like a day with out sunshine or life for that matter....
You base your entire music around Music, nothing else......
You base your entire music around Music, nothing else......
More quizzes:
What Style Are You ?how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
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Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
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cerrar What Is Your Future Life
What Is Your Future Life?
My result is: Here is your life:
You'll live in a shack.
You make $100.00 a year.
You don't own a car.
Your job will be either ice cream vendor or garbage person.
Your husband/wife: Fairly old, and very serious.
There will be too many kids that you can't handle.
Because of a disease, you will die when you're 50.
But you'll make it to
heaven!
You make $100.00 a year.
You don't own a car.
Your job will be either ice cream vendor or garbage person.
Your husband/wife: Fairly old, and very serious.
There will be too many kids that you can't handle.
Because of a disease, you will die when you're 50.
But you'll make it to
heaven!
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Are You Sexy, Flirty, or a Slut?
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what model are you?Who's Your Perfect Celeb Mate?
Whats yuurh real name?
what will your baby girl look like
how interesting are you?
What colour best suits your personality?
What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
Are you an Angel or Devil?
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cerrar What Punk Category Are You
What Punk Category Are You
Harcore Punk, Crossover Thrash
You have a pretty open taste in music, you like a good party, you may be into skateboarding, your pretty much into most of the other descriptions of punk bands and just love punk!
You like pretty much all punk rock (except from pop punk, ew!) But your favs are, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Minor Threat, Discharg, The Exploited e.t.c.
You are also into metal music and have been for a long time.
You like pretty much all punk rock (except from pop punk, ew!) But your favs are, Black Flag, Bad Brains, Minor Threat, Discharg, The Exploited e.t.c.
You are also into metal music and have been for a long time.
cerrar what music genre are you?
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Are you a nutter, a psycho or just a bad person?how random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
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cerrar What musical instrument are you?
More quizzes:
WHATS YOUR FUN AGEhow random are you?
What is your usual mood????
Who is your Disney Prince? (girlz only)
Which Avril Lavigne song is you?
What Type Of Guy Are You
are you pretty or darn right ugly?
Try On the Hogwarts Sorting Hat.
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cerrar IQ Test
cerrar Which God are You?
cerrar What Type of Music Are You?
What Kind of Music Are You?
My result is: Heavy Metal
You're angry but you haven't quite figured out about exactly what just yet. It's cool though, you can just yell really loud and grow your hair out long so it looks really sweet when you headbang. Problem solved!
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Are You Sexy, Flirty, or a Slut?
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what sports car suits youWhich shoe are you?
what wwe superstar are you?
DOES YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND 0.
Which girl from yr8 would sute u best as a friend/girlfirend?
With book from the twilight series do you like best?
What Xbox Charecter are you
What Anime Would You Star In?
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cerrar What song are you?
What song are you?
My result is: One Step Closer - Linkin Park
You are One Step Closer by Linkin Park Inside you are very angry. You believe that no one really understands you and will not listen to you. You try to gain peoples attention by doing drastic things. You are also very independent. You desire to speak for yourself and wish that everyone would stop telling you how to live your life.
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Whats yuurh real name?
what will your baby girl look like
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What colour best suits your personality?
What Rocky Horror And The Picture Show Character Are You?
Are you an Angel or Devil?
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cerrar What Is Your Partying Personality?
Wild Alcoholic
You
alway consume the most beer at the party. You
party to drink, and you drink to party. While
we are all impressed by your drinking abilities,
some of us are worried that you'll need an intervention if you are going to quit the habit. At the end of the
night, we will find you
passed out on a sofa, mumbling, and smelling of cheap whiskey.
Damn man downloads gonna be sweet...they will start confirming bands soon though. Look up black tide they are younger than us and have a recorded contract, are touring with great bands, played download,reading and leeds festivals, opened for ozzy = SWEEEET. I went to a free show which was on BBC2 and you see me pete, lum, hazz and some scottish dude named steve headbanging lol, and i touched the band WOOOT. only you could get thrown out for somethin like that hahaha you fuckin muppet. speak soon biatch.
Cool man, aint spoken in ages, yeah im good i spose, got made redundant though which sucks.....other than that COOOL. Meet Black Tide and headbanged my way onto BBC2. U comin 2 DOWNLOAD this year.
Speak 2 ya soon dude
Eyy Rim,
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Yeah it's going alright cheers just work work work lol how about you? Yeah comin up to canters would be good need to have an old times catchup xD, lmao i can imagine that actualy
Canters it is then!
I didnt see you today..
Ly xxxxxxxxxxx
It going alright actually thanks.
What about you?
When you coming to see me??
Ly xxx
Well, We like went into the water which was all black and you tried to get me to look at the dead one. and i was freaking out and you thought it was reaaaaaaally funny and thats when i woke up.
and a bit acary..
Was funny
ly xxxx
Hey stranger,
I had a dream about you last night.
It was me and you in a boat which was yours and these 3 fish that were massive were powering it by swimming in this tank thing at the bottom and one of them died and it was just... weird. HAHA!
Ly xxxxxxx
crazy. You heading back to Maidstone on Friday too?
Lectures are great, we have the ex-wang chung frontman for songwriting.
number's o7506 690 371. You know I walked to Canterbury, and then on to Faversham from here in Broadstairs last week. I don't know what all the commuters are complaining about. Do you live in that ol' student village near northgate?
Man, it's awesome. Thanet is pretty boring so i'll move to canterbury next year, but the people are cool. What about you?
you still in town babe?
come over if you are...
xxx
Can you use MSN in your halls?
fuck off have i, who was it who downed the whiskey coke AND 2 man stairsledged when you were too pussy.
that would be me.
hey man
hows uni
get yr ass dwn to madistone
well i was
slightly offended
bye it aswell
he also said
that your the bigggest
of chicken funglers
bastard
ow
i saw bernard and
he said that your a chicken
fungler
i dnt no wat it means either
(shrugs shoulders)
slap your willy on a plate for me. x
how amazing
is uni then
when am invited up
to stay at yours
dude
lol
how u been any way ?
And inward screaming is a tecnique.