1. "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
>serious."
>(Alan Minter)
>
>2. "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch
>this
>morning and it was amazing ! "
>(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)
>
>3. "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside
>of
>him."
>(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
>
>4. "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
>(Ted Walsh - horse racing commentator)
>
>5. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of
>my body."
>(Winston Bennett)
>
>6. "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one
>behind it,
>which is identical."
>(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
>
>7. "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and
>mother."
>(Greg Norman)
>
>8. "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
>the same thing again."
>(Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
>
>9. "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left
>winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
>(Ron Atkinson - soccer coach)
>
>10. "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge
>president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
>(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
>
>11. "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
>eleven Dicks on the field"
>(Metro Radio)
>
>12. "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to
>hang in the air for even longer."
>(David Acfield)
>
>13. "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will
>you stay in football?"
>(Stuart Hall Radio 5 live)
>
>14. "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight,
>opening his legs and showing his class."
>(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
>
>15. "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so
>well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his
>balls and kisses them....Oh My God! What have I just
>said?!!!"
>(US PGA Commentator)
>
>16. "For those of you who are watching in black and white,
>the blue is behind the brown."
>(Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
>
>17. True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it
>was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the
>weatherman and
>asked...
>
>"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
>
>... Not only did he have to leave the set, but half the crew
>did too as they were laughing so hard!