One of the funniest things i've seen in ages, found a "chav" band on Bebo, thats funny anyway, but what the scum bags wrote made me laugh even more!:

"this is a site for all the chavs to get together because all the goths,emos,grungers and all dem fukin weirdos r givin chavs abuse4no reason and den dey say we start fights over nofin.....lik wot da fuk??"

Ummm first off . . . . BOLLOCKS! I get abuse everywhere i fucking go from "chavs" i don't EVER EVER start it!!
Back to the profile:

"neway we need lots of groupies so jst add urself

All you Moshers,Emo's n Any Uva Fuka Art Thre Wanna Marf Best Stay Away!

CHECK OUT MY PROFILE!

Incy wincy EMO climbed da water spout
dwn came da CHAV n KNOCKED DA FUCKER OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!"


Lol isn't your pathetic little rhyme technically "startin'"
All you chavs out there need to leave the "goths,emos,grungers" ,as you so beautifully put it, ALONE!

None of my friends or me for that matter "start" on chavs, we arn't the ones hanging around on street corners, terorizing people, spitting, intimadating and wasting our lives away, are we? no!

And do yoo know why that is?

Because we have LIVES! . . . Yea as simple as that!

Oh and one last note! can you speak english!?

I can't begin to describe how i feel about you,
Everytime i see you it makes me want you rip your throat out,
I'm fed up of people thinking you innocent!
Your a fucking two faced, lying, spiteful, vindictive bitch and that will NEVER change,
But you know whats even worse?
All those people who say they hate you,
But when it comes down to it they won't say anything to you
Know this, a LOT of people dislike you, more than you know, more than i knew
And will people stoptrying to make me talk to you, NEVER GUNNA HAPPEN! Not even if you paid me!
And don't pretend to know whats going on, youv'e only heard that bitches side of the story, so fuck off!
People you call friends are only there superficially, don't count on them!
Second chances they don't mean shit, once a backstabber always a backstabber,
You "friends" will soon realize what your like
I could just about put up with you if you had a personality, but you steal that from others too!
I cant put in words what you do to me!
You make me insane,
I don't know why i let you get to me so much,
I don't know why you affect me like you do!
Why don't you say anything,
Grow a back bone!!
People only see you, crying, as usual, they don't see the torment you have put ME through
But you and me both know what you did,
You ruined me, i was so happy, you fucked that over!
But don't think you've won, i will get you back for all of this
I hate you more than i have ever hated anything
Everything about you repulses me!
I can't even think about you without wanting to scream!
What ever you do, who ever you become i will ALWAYS hate you, and dont ever doubt that!
I hope you realize how much i actually hate you
Your poision!

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer and then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.

Oh and......
Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...
3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control Scalextric cars.

and finally.........
In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.
PROUD TO BE BRITISH