[ ] Gotten a referral.
[ ] Gotten detention.
[x] Gotten your cell phone taken away.
[ ] Gotten suspended.
[x] Chewed gum during class.

TOTAL: 2

[ ] Been late to a class more than 10 times.
[ ] Didn't do homework over 5 times.
[ ] Returned at least 5 projects in
late.
[ ] Missed school cause you felt like it
[ ] Skipped class at least 3 times.
[ ] Laughed so hard you got kicked out of class

TOTAL: 2

[x] Got your mom/dad etc. to get you
out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[x] Threw stuff across the room.
[x] Laughed at the teacher.

TOTAL: 7

[ ] Pulled down the fire alarm.
[x] Went on myspace; friendster;
xanga; etc on the computer at school
[x] Took pictures during school hours.
[x] Called someone during school hours.
[ ] Listened to an ipod/cd player/mp3
during class.
[ ] Hit a teacher with a textbook.

TOTAL: 10

[x] Threw something at the teacher.
[x] Went outside the classroom without
permission.
[ ] Broke the dress code (we don't have one!)
[x] Ate food during class.

TOTAL: 13

[ ] Gotten a call home.
[ ] Couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved bad
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school
[ ] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[ ] Used passes from other days/Or
made fake pass. (we don't have "passes")
[x] Cursed during class loud enough so
the teacher could hear.

TOTAL: 15

[x] Slept in class
[ ] Threw paper balls at the teacher.
[ ] Threatened a teacher.
[ ] Felt hungry during class and went home to eat
[ ] Treated the teacher as invisible.

TOTAL: 16


Multiply your total by 3 to get your percentage.
16 x 3
= 48
...

Rules: [x] is 1 point

[ ] Are you asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an asian country?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[ ] Do you eat rice almost every single day?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken chinese/korean/etc school as a kid?
[ ] Can you speak an asian language?
[x] Do you spike(guys)/highlight(girls) your hair?
[ ] Do you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you get at least a 3.0 gpa?

Total: 2

[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Have you designed a website before?
[x] Do you know the song "got rice?"
[x] Have you dated/want to date Asian girls/boys?
[x] Do your sms/email have the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, ... , oO..,Oo, etc?
[ ] Is your last name Park, lee, chang, wang, wong,chen, li, kim, chow, or yu?
[x] You know, there are other Asian countries OTHER than China, Japan and Korea.
[ ] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[ ] You have both an asian and an english name.
[x] Do you watch/read anime?
[x] Do you listen to techno?
Total: 9

[ ] Do you listen to asian music?
[x] Have you watched asian movies?
[x] Can you rave?
[ ] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Do you play counterstrike, starcraft, warcraft, diablo, etc?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[ ] Do you play the violin/piano?
[ ] Do your parents beat you if you get bad grades? (how does that have anything to do with being asian?)
[x] Are you going / taking any honors classes?
[ ] Do you/your parents drive an asian made car?

Total: 12

[x] Are you a very good artist?
[ ] Do you speak ur asian language w/ your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market in an azn community?
[x] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Do you have small eyes?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[x] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[ ] Do you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[ ] Do you NOT have an allowance?

Total: 17

[ ] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[x] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[x] Do you read manga?
[x] Is the mall your hang out place?
[ ] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ ] Do you have AzN PrIdE?
Total : 23

Multiply your total by 2 to get your percentage.
23 x 2
= 46 %

Lmao, that was the stupidest quiz ever! 90 % of it had NOTHING to do with being asian

~Would you rather?:

[ ] Lose a lover
-or-
[x] Love a loser


[x] Never see again
-or-
[ ] Never speak again


[ ] Run 2 miles straight
-or-
[x] Walk 8 miles


[ ] Go to the beach
-or-
[x] Have a milkshake


[x] Laugh when no one else is
-or-
[ ] Not laughing while everybody else is


[x] Drink 10 cans of soda at once
-or-
[ ] Never drink soda again


[ ] Have your pants rip
-or-
[x] Get thrown in a trash can


[x] Work at McDonald's
-or-
[ ] Join the army


[ ] Not take a bath for a week
-or-
[x] Take a bath in a lake


[ ] Be an only child
-or-
[x] Have 5 brothers


[x] Cry in front of 5000 strangers
-or-
[ ] Cry in front of your whole school


[ ] Win a million dollars
-or-
[x] Get back the love of your life


[ ] Be able to rewind time
-or-
[x] See the future


[x] Be hated for who you are
-or-
[ ] Be loved for something you're not


[ ] Die the day after the best day of your life
-or-
[x] Live to be 90 with everyday being 'okay'


[ ] Be absolutely gorgeous
-or-
[x] Have a really great personality


[x] Be loved by one person
-or-
[ ] Have 10 people who like you


[x] Have one absolutely amazing kiss
-or-
[ ] Have 40 okay kisses


[x] Love and lose
-or-
[ ] Never love at all


[x] Be friends with someone you absolutely hate
-or-
[ ] Give someone you love a dirty look