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Douglas John Parker

i love the club but i dont love no stripper

3/10/08 | me too! | Reply

Douglas John Parker
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  • Male, 24, Luv 99
  • from Raumati Beach
  • I am In a Relationship
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  • Last active: 1/23/09
  • www.bebo.com/dougwpe

About Me

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Bitch's ain't shit
Me, Myself, and I
<---------- ThAtS mM aNd Ma ex- MiSsUs CaRo. I rEcEnTlY ChEaTeD oN hEr WiTh HeR bEsT fRiEnD bEcAuSe CaRo WaS a PrEtTy AvErAgE rOoT. hEr BoX wAsN't EvEn ThAt MeAn.






hEy, WeLl I fOrT dAt I bEsT uPdAtE tHiS. Just got a mean new job working down ihakara street with my mate Mitchells dad Guy Weaver, in his Auto Village. It means less contact with PHAT AZ rotors but i still get the knowledge of mean cars and get to play with mean holdens. its mean. Moved into a new flat on manly street, but then some 15 year olds burgled it. faaaaaaaakin sucked. i best be off, my hot as missus reakons i spend too much time beboing hot as other chicks and stuff. which is true...

Love smoking durries and shit aye, it kicks in the buzz to the days




WrItInG iN aLtErNaTe CaPs Is AlMoSt As PhAt As FlAmEs, AyE kImBeRlY
The Other Half Of Me
Mitch Weaver

Mitch Weaver

Shit in my undies

Music
mostly phat rotors, my favorite rotarys are usually made by Stu Lawton at Lawton Rotorsport. i also like drags, need for speed and working on my car.
Films
umm harry potter and the goblet of fire, the need for speed films, especially the second one becuase that bitch with the alien/cat face was so cranking. id straight up do her any second in her pink car and shit. fuck yea
Sports
uhh drifting is my main priority at the moment, but im hoping to go sub 10 seconds on the quarter mile at the 'nats round the beginning of next year.
Scared Of
fags, getting my phat roatz pink slipped, pashing a chick that not hot, shit that fags like and stuff.
Happiest When
bashing up fags, under the food of my roatz, pashing up my hot as missus and other hot as chicks, competing in D1NZ (i'z gon take it this year boyz). RAVING
Favorite Engine
umm any phat monster bridgeport 13B or anything made by Stu Lawton that has a quad in its title.
Things that are pussy
pink, not being hard, the police becuase they just try and take all my crews money, and just straight up vagina. not bashing up fags and guys that like fags

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    • Of all my friends who would i most like to sleep with?

      1. Ben, because he has a tatoo and is good at sports and is well hung
      2. Paul, because he can grow a mean beard and is well hung
      3. Mitchell, because he has big guns...and might be well hung. i haven't seen him naked
      4. Sam, because the forbidden fruit holds the sweetest juice. and i dont care about his size
      5. Kahu, because hes Maori, really friendly, has a tattoo and drives a truck

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    • my boy soulja boy doing his thing. which is being an awesome rapper

      [Chorus: x2]
      Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
      Watch Me Crank It
      Watch Me Roll
      Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
      Then Super Man Dat Hoe
      Now Watch Me Do
      (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
      Now Watch Me Do
      (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
      Now Watch Me Do
      (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
      Now Watch Me Do
      (Crank Dat Soulja Boy)

      [Verse 1:]
      Soulja Boy Off In This Hoe
      Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
      Super Man Dat Hoe
      Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
      Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
      Jocking On Them Haterz Man
      When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
      I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
      (Now You)
      I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
      And If We Get The Fightin
      Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
      You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
      Yes I Crank It Everyday
      Haterz Get Mad Cuz
      "I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"

      [Chorus x2]

      [Verse 2:]
      I'm Bouncin On My Toe
      Watch Me Super Soak Dat Hoe
      I'ma Pass It To Arab
      Then He Gon Pass It To The Low (Low)
      Haterz Wanna Be Me
      Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
      They Be Lookin At My Neck
      Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
      Watch Me Do It (Watch Me Do It)
      Dance (Dance)
      Let Get To It (Let Get To It)
      Nope, You Can't Do It Like Me
      Hoe, So Don't Do It Like Me
      Folk, I See You Tryna Do It Like Me
      Man That Shit Was Ugly

      [Chorus x4]

      0 Comments 291 weeks

    • the other day...

      the other day i shat my pants and i was like "wow, i didn't know that actually happens to people" to myself, in a surprised tone.
      Later that day Mitch came to visit and he was all "wAsSuP"
      His tone led me to believe that he knew I'd pooed my dacks, to my soon surprise he was unaware of my earlier mishap, so i immediately regretted coming clean, forgive the pun, about the whole situation.
      "Mitch, ive got something to tell you" i said in a grave tone.
      He looked at me for a moment and then said "wHaT iS iT, bRo?" with a quick up in down look, that suggested he thought I hated him, similar to the way Sam Bratton hates him.
      I took stock of my surrounding, staring out a window, a bird played in a tree. "i leaked bum gravy this morning...into my grundies" it came out quickly, like a 15 year old virgin.
      "thats fuckin gross bro" he replied, quickly taking a step backwards.

      2 Comments 309 weeks

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