Hey how are you? You been scoring I hear?!! I am there sunday so I will see you? xxx

yo you!!! Me wishes i wiz hame this wk, hame a wk 2moz, its been a quick trip so far so i cana complain, been busy busy busy. got an email fae shaz on mon, so wiz fine tae hear fae her, she mentioned aboot the sercet santa thingie, that wil be good fun, tho il prob hae to leave mine and open it next yr, as im AWAY

That means il miss lucy eh? Hows the mighty harbour getting on, did ya miss ma? hahaha

Uz win yst?
nae much scandal ata chick?

take care away tae get ma jammas on
nite nite
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How you getting on Dons Fan ?
I read that you scored the winner last week. Bit like the Big Brian Irvine many years ago. Bet it was a peach. What was the celebration?
You'll need to make a wee trip to Grantown to see Lovatts girls, they are so cute. Nearly big enough for their first Dons strip ha ha.

Take care
Vic x

Jammy.....
You must miss the bullying of myself at training!
Heard you guys did well last sunday...well done!

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heyyaaa.....I found the answer to that question you asked me about the other day. I think that it's Chlamydia you've got instead of Syphilis. I know you told me that you were having problems with an infectious discharge, which is a common symptom of syphilis, but I think that the constant pain in your lower stomach and burning sensation when you pee are more characteristic of Chlamydia. I know how you didn't want to talk to anyone about it so I didn't mind calling around to find out what is wrong with you. Just being a good friend and letting ya know P.S. I heard tescos has that cream that you needed for that oral herpes too. And dont worry, it doesn't have any alcohol so it wont burn like the last 7 creams you tried. Oh yeah there is one more thing i forgot to tell you....I'm on the wrong damn page sorry [send this to 10 of your friends to make them laugh]" ha ha ha ha. lol

Hello U Drunken Mess

Howz u???

Howz Uncle Jason doin he didn't look 2 clever at 1 point LOL

Where was Michael I 4got 2 ask u???

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Thinking about you bez!!! hope ur ok. xxxxx

Hey piece!

Fit like? Good to c u all few weeks bk. We'll hae to catch up. xx

You back from the world tour yet JP?

Hows tricks anyway?

ha ha awww mee

hws yooh ??
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drunkin BUM yoou have PORTABELLA SIDE STEPPERS !!!!

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hey jammy, hows u? what u been up to lately? behavin? U coming to my henny on sat? theres quite a few o the footie girls comin, b good to have some jammy piece banter xx

Weeeeey Jammy Peice ya bawbag!!! www.turtlehead.com/seriouslytoolate xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Hey lovely hows u?! Mertino hame on Wed. Canna wait. My hols have sucked with no one to doss about with! ha ha! xxx

hey Carolina,

How are you? Back in aberdeen? I'm back, we should meet up sometime if you're here. take care.

james

Jammy Dons Fan how the hell are ya? What you up the now?

MAIL ME xxxxxxxxxx

Am fine thanx jst bn busy working and partying LOL

U will hve 2 give me ur moby number and I will txt u

Howz the new job goin??

U still goin out with ur fittie??? LOL

Am seeing him 2moro we r goin out 2 watch the Scotland Game Hope they win

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Hiya Auntie Caroline

Howz u???

What hve u bn up 2???

Hope u hve behaving urself LOL

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