How you know Kiwi's arn't Terrorist?
...This is why...

1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4
flights.

2. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a
week before doing it.

3. Pretty people on the plane distract us. (sometimes Ugly ones too)

4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5. With Alcohol on the plane, we would forget why
we're there.

6. Kiwi's punch first and ask later

7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8. We would argue abou who go's first and start a fight in the plane.

9. Kiwi's don't blow themselve's up for 12 VIRGINS!
(we aint that dumb! SEX first then wateva later...)
...And the Number one Reason...

10. Not one of us can put someting together without spare parts left ova
(I doubt da bomb would blow up)

Thankx lil sis i adjusted it a lil

Well I took a walk around the world
To ease my troubled mind.
I left my body lying somewhere
In the sands of time.
But I watched the world float
To the dark side of the moon.

I feel there is nothing I can do, yeah

I watched the world float
To the dark side of the moon.
After all I knew it had to be
Something to do with you (fast).
I really don’t mind what happens now and then
As long as you’ll be my friend at the end.

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman.
If I’m alive and well, will you be
There a-holding my hand.
I’ll keep you by my side
With my superhuman, might.
Kryptonite

You called me strong, you called me weak,
But still your secrets I will keep.
You took for granted all the times
I never let you down.
You stumbled in and bumped your head,
If not for me then you'd be dead.
I picked you up and put you back
On solid ground.

If I go crazy then will you still
Call me Superman.
If I’m alive and well,
Will you be there a-holding my hand.
I’ll keep you by my side
With my superhuman, might
Kryptonite (Repeat 3 times)