Kat Vallance
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- Lema
- Staunchin' Me Out!
- Información
- Right, time to set it str8!
My name is Kat, I live in the crappiest town in the Dirrty South, Ashburton. But finally after 5 long years, I have come to peace with this place we now call home.
My closet bebo'er is the one for me! After nearly 9 years, we are still together & stronger than ever.
My 2 lil' Cantabrians will be the future stars of the district, so all you peeps from Wellywood watch out...lol. Cos it looks like the Crusaders need some good players this season!
If you leave me a message, expect a 20 year reply, cos I am a busy busy woman!
One Love & Jah Bless to all my friends & especially the famz all over the world! - Music
- NZ Music all the way!
- Films
- RIght now, it's gotta be........
- Sports
- Go netball season this year, can't wait!
- Scared Of
- Hot days, now they're just too damn hot!
- Happiest When
- Everythings done for the day & I finally get to fall asleep to welcome the next new day.
- Really HATE
- Being angry. Whoever invented the cigarette deserves a DB!
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Missy Richards
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Lisa H
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Sash
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Bow Chika Bow Bow
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Kelly Terry
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Ang W
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Raiha Campbell
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Bee
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Jenn
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Chloe Bartlett
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Erin K
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Baybee Jah
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Anthony Tangaroa
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Crystal Parata
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Rae
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Leonesa Tuioti-Mariner
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Jandel Solomon
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Clara Richards
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Tania Richards
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Westie Bartlett
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Sam Kaa
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Aaaaand This!
U know your a maori when........
-You go to the ball with your cousin.
-A nice restaurant is an 'all you can eat' place.
-A sleeve is a form of tissue for your nose.
-You have to do dishes more than 3 times a day.
-Breakfast is the left over food from last night.
-Your sent to pick watercress for a funeral, 3 oclock in the morning.
-You get a hiding with a jandal/gumboot/chord/spoon
-You can sprint barefoot on sharp rocks.
-You visit cuzzies, and someones wearing the clothes you left behind last time.
-You and your cousins sit around, and dis everyone who walks past.
-Your brother is over protective of you, then he beats up his missus.
-You have 6 people in the back seat of the car.
-In a photo, someones pulling some kind of gang related hand signal.
-Your mum cuts your hair cos you keep getting kutu's.
-Your at a party, and your aunty turns the stereo off then starts playing the guitar.
-You know all the words to 10 guitars.
-You see someone wearing your shoes that went missing at the pa.
-The words 'ow' 'chur' and 'sweet' are part of your vocabulary.
-you go to school to watch the teacher teach the other kids
- bullrush was your fav sport
-You get your pakeha mate to go rent the flat
-you think your tribe is the bestest in the world
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& This!
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE..
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences... He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the ThingsI Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate !!! Now !!!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going o0 comentarios 860 días
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Stole it from Lisa!
IS DIS FUNNY OR WAT? 5 days ago
Sometimes...
when you cry...
no one sees your tears.
Some times...
when you are in pain...
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes...
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress.
Sometimes...
when you are happy...
no one sees your smile.
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But FART!! just ONE time...
And everybody knows!!!!!
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my gosh hey grl, how the hel r ya? nw its bn that many yearz aye. must of bn primary aye.i sn u n sumones page so yea thnks 4 da add. i c ur n da dirty south lol joax i c u gt babies nw, they hard wrk aye haha. wel tap bc wen u cn xoxoxo
Hey kat hw r u its been 2 long
Kia ora guys wat uz bn up 2. Me just bein a mum n gt koro livn wit me 4 nw. Hope uz r wel n hi 2 jak n da bbiez.
Il tel u bout it ova a coffee 1 of dez dayz
kia ora good to hear from you guys, were algood over these ways, let us know if yous do come over aye be good to catch up hope all is well on your side of the world?
say hi to jack from me.
arohanui
hayden, peg and whanau
Hi Kat
How are you and whanau, we had Holli bdae last weekend which was great, it was good to see your dad he was looking good.
Hi Kat
Howz da South, Holli bdae next weekend, Mainey got netball trails this weekend so if she gets in we may have to travel up North for her rep games next Saturday. Cayley Wester and Mainey" Yes Randal sister played a good game today, correction Bloody Great Game. The Vallance showing on Mainey, Kahungungu/Taranaki mixed. Howz the boys, keeping you busy, enjoy they grow quick. take care. Fi
Oh 4gt 2 tel u dat kere on bubz #5 dat bruda goin hard. Lol
Hw r uz n when uz bk in ptown. Da boys must b big nw.
Hello you
Lon long long long loooooong tym huh!!!Hopeless alright.How you guys doing?Boys keepin you on ya toes?Ive lost ya addy can you private msg me agn and ill be overto visit you sumtie next week im on lay off now so no excuses lol.
Yup thats all make sure to send e your details k.
luv to you and the boys
xx
Kat how r u, what your land line I'll call
Hae kat fanx 4 da koment its cold up here feels like im down there haha hows delaney and the little king. . .
Hope son not bein like me haha just jokes
Im moving up to levin soon but gna be down here heaps and yea lifes been shit but yea get bak weneva need the company
When is he planning on having his 21st? We've hardley heard anything about it...Be cool for you to come up for it!!!
Yes Im fully hearing you on the going back to work for some sanity!!! Going to work is more of a holiday than staying at home sometimes!
I cant believe how big my baby girl has got...its crazy scary!!! She's one in a month n a half! WOT DA?!?! Shes such a mama's girl tho...YUS im loved! hehehe!
Cool will keen an ear out for the arrival of the pics!
Much love!
xXx
im in brizzy now...living on the north side.. its pretty good...im getting use to the place...nothing beats home tho...yea keep us posted...my mums all good shes bak in ptown now...she really wants me to move bak but i said to her id give it a year....i better go my girl is crying....
Fabian? Crawling already! Holy! Gee he learns fast...you got a lil fast thing on your hands there.
Hope all is well. Kisses for everybody!
ohhh tru going back to work so soon,.....gee u think like me...ahaha i really wanted to go back to work but i need to get all my things sorted over here before i can teach...its soo annoying....yeah ur boi looks tall az...well ill be waiting for pics anyways... hahaha my two...hmm i dont know....hahaha anyways when u want a holiday come over man..always a place to stay here!!!
LOL Hay you
I just seen your light on!hahaha
How are you guys?Keepin busy i take it.Still havnt made it round to see ya.....(obviously)but i will 1 day!
Anyway hit me back wenevas k.
xox
hahahaha thanks man!!!
yeah i do remember that....hmmmmm tlc all the way and she knows that!!!!! hahahaha
how are u and your two lil ones??? u needa put more pics up for sure man...