A.J Benjamin

Farewell Michaela!! The cooliest awesomest German Exchange student EVER!!! u will be very missed and never forgotten! <3 <3

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Ja, o mnie i jeszcze raz ja
Bebo seems to have died...

Now I'm all about Facey. Bebo is only useful for two things;
1) Showing everyone that Penny is my number one forever.
2) Hearing new songs from Go Box.
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Laura

Laura

Loz is my wonderful binge-drinking pommy penpal.

ITS ABOUT LOVE NOT GENDER ♥♥
♀ + ♀ = ♥ ♀ + ♂ = ♥ ♂ + ♂ = ♥
AUDIO ♥♥
LOVE is a STORY, Alison Lake, Mae, Dido, Imogen Heap, Wir Sind Helden, Dave Days, Silbermond, The Blaqk Year, Jet Lag Gemini, Lady GaGa, Owl City, Never Shout Never, Bo Burnham, SHOW ME THE SKYLINE, Mumsdollar, HeyHiHello! 48 May, Goodnight Nurse, LOVE IS A STORY.
GOD ♥♥
I ♥ GOD.
VIDEO ♥♥
The Real Hustle. The L Word. South of Nowhere. GIRLTRASH! Lost and Delirious. Imagine Me & You. Loving Annabelle. Thirteen. The Jaquie Brown Diaries. Outrageous Fortune. The Millen Baird Show. Target. Rick and Steve: The Happiest Gay Couple In All The World. Rove.
AWESOMENESS ♥♥
Leisha Hailey. Mandy Musgrave. Jaquie Brown. Dave Days. LisaNova. Millen Baird. Ellen DeGeneres. JohnnyDurham19. Jimmy0010. Sam Koster. Adam Young. Bo Burnham. Russell Brand.
MICHI ♥♥
LESSTHANTHREE.

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  • FUNNIEST QUOTES 2009

    JenJen: Welcome back, oh not welcome back. Welcome, I'm back!

    Mrs Moore: Where is Rose? Bunking. Cherita's here and she bunks more than Rose!

    Kathryn: I like doing things to little kids when their parent's aren't looking...

    Mr Peter: I wouldn't let any of you marry my sons.
    Kathryn: Would you let us marry... you?

    Jen: Facebook is like plain rice. So bland.

    Sabina: Kathryn, you've got your face screwed up.

    Sister Anna: I've learned the Year 9's love having sex with me...

    Heyley: Who's that?
    JenJen: No one... It's just Hannah.

    Fran: My mom thought LOL was 'lots of love'.
    Miss Jensen: It's 'lots of laughs' though, isn't it.

    Mrs Gordon: ROFL.

    Hannah: Fran, that's disgusting, you got like the maximum size [of cake]!
    Katie: You can't talk, you're eating a whole box of Shapes yourself!

    Miss Jensen: I'm gonna frickin' freeze!

    Clare: I can't eat meat! I'm a vegetarian!
    AJ: You ate a sausage roll, that's got meat in it...
    Clare: Yeah, but that's processed...

    Kim: Elinor, you suck at fucking tying knots!
    Elinor: Well I'm not a fucking boy scout!

    AJ: So you're gonna hook up with me on Friday?
    Elinor and Emma: Yeah.
    Anna: What time?

    AJ: Sine, sine - pretty sure asians could say that and it would be talking.

    Louise: Okay - I totally just farted!

    AJ: Gags, why don't you marry my mom?
    Gags: Is that a challenge?

    Jordan: I'm the Christchurch police!
    Marie: I'll pop a titty!

    Emma: I swear Gassy was wearing a push-up bra the other day - not that I was looking... but her boobs aren't that big.

    Mr G: Again?
    Dani: No no! Not again! We get it!

    Mrs Gordon: You're all talking very loudly...
    Bradi: Soz babe.

    Louise: READ IT MOTHERFUCKER!

    Fitzy: Don't close your eyes or AJ will finger you!

    Mel: Hey guys... do you reckon I'll be able to smoke doing square leg?

    Mum: I don't think the waitress will let us change tables now.
    AJ: Why not? We haven't even started eating yet.
    Ben: It's not like we've licked the forks or anything.

    AJ: I don't know why I like girls so much...
    Lucie: Coz they have rudey parts both up and down.

    Ben: OH, FUCK OVER...

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  • FUNNIEST QUOTES 2008

    AJ: I thought she was hot until I realized it was an old lady.

    AJ: What is whakapapa?
    EmmaNote: I have no whakapaping idea!

    EmmaNote: Great dykes think alike.

    Josie: Where's Mel?!
    Nat: She's RIGHT BESIDE YOU.

    Clare: All round goodness here ladies. Like bread.

    Ian: Baxter's gay.
    Clare: What? How do you know he's gay?
    Ian: Coz he bummed me.

    Baxter: You'll find Ian working in the toy section of K-Mart checking out all the MILFs.

    Clare: Who wants to play French cricket!?
    Gags: ...I'd rather play with myself!

    Josie: Oh cool, your mom picks locks now.

    Clare: So is that what you do in the toy section; help little boys?
    Ian: And I touch them.

    Mrs Barr: She's put a lot of work in, so girls please take notice of Mrs Keen's tips.
    Hayley: ...Anyone else hear something different?

    EmmaNote: Did you pick Nanook or the North because it sounds kinda like 'Nanote of the Note'?

    Mrs Keen: Are you three going to be studying this weekend?
    Elinor: Yeah I'm keen as!

    Ash: Mrs Hill, what's your favorite element?

    Lauren: A word says a thousand pictures.

    Michaela: My shoes were really expensive.
    AJ: Really?
    Michaela: No.

    Liv: Do lesbians get their period?

    Michaela: I've got it in but I can't get it up!

    Miss Gasson: It's called Bowling for Columbine...
    Gen: What did you just say?! BONEING?!

    Cripple Jackson: It tastes like little kids...

    Kim: You know if you take off all of your clothes and sit near other naked people you get real warm? I've done that before... It wasn't cold though...

    Emma: Look up there... it's The Cripple and The Old Ladies!

    AJ: I'd tap that... over and over...
    Jen: She's so plastic you'd tap that once and she'd break like a cheap 2 dollar shop toy!

    <Aden and Belle kiss on Home & Away>
    Mom: OH! He's kissing Belle, Ben!
    Ben: *mutters* ... Bastard...

    Mr McCabe: I'm the daddy of this classroom!

    Jen: Yeah, she has him as a fuck buddy while she goes off and acts all lesbian.

    Ang: I went to the second hand shop... Got a new bag.

    Everyone: *Talking loudly*
    <Silence>
    Miss Gasson: ...Peoplemeter...

    SamSam: That's because you just gave me images of your clit!

    Lauren: ...Yeah you know that ad "Let me tell you about the birds and the bees and the flowers and the trees"...
    Gen: I don't get how it relates to the car...

    AJ: It's okay if you want to eat out of my crotch...

    Mrs Keen: The real John Nash wasn't an attractive man, but Russell is a bit of a dish!

    Mrs Cassidy: I've got a class full of tramps.

    Ben: Hey can you ask mum what that song was called that night when I asked her what that song was called.

    Mrs Ayres: Oh well now the whole thing looks screwy!

    SamSam: Teachers are people too.

    Mrs Ayres: How did you go with that one?
    Jess: Bad...
    Mrs Ayres: SHHHH!

    Courtney: I wish this calculator had a 'print' button!

    Kim: Is Lucie a boy or a girl?
    SamSam: Yes...

    Rose: "Don't caress me in the dark"... HEY I SAID THAT!

    Mrs Barr: I love teenage girls!

    Jess Walker: WE'RE PIMPCESSES!

    Samara: I was just interpreting what you said into dance.

    Mrs Ayres: You've got a nice sexy curve there now.

    Louise P: Boring! I hate using my imagination.

    Mrs Ayres: The gradient is 3 up and 1 across...
    Courtney: Kill me, kill me, kill me...

    Brittany: I've finished my noodles, I can play now!

    Cushla: I'm a whore!

    Rose: So if you're a lesbian... do you find all women hot?

    Samara: We pray to our shoes.

    Jess: So when you're h

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  • FUNNIEST QUOTES 2007

    Jess: How many runs did I get?
    Clare:...They... haven't batted yet!

    Jen: (After the girl (of Asian ethnicity) at Pak'N'Save wouldn't accept our ten dollar note because it was ripped) I can't believe it! These people just come into our country and won't accept our money!

    AJ: (Talking about Jess's accident) Who was the other driver? A Learner?
    Jess: An asian.
    Sam: Oh well that explains it then!

    AJ: (Only Jen will get this) Just remember what you've got in your bag...

    Sam: OH MY GOD EW HOW CAN YOU WATCH THAT!?
    AJ: Do not use the Lord's name in vain. That's the second commandment.
    Sam: And watching sex on TV isn't adultery... NOT!

    Nat: Come on guys! Let's get a wicket!
    Gags: Hahahaha good one!

    Nat: Where's my phone?
    Clare: If it's in my car, it's mine, to sell.

    Clare: (Gags is going to to toilet) Can you fill up my drink bottle while you're over there?
    Gags: Sure. Toilet water or tap?
    Clare: Toilet.

    Nat: (As "support" for Mush while she's bowling) Mush, Mush, Mush. Got a hickey in the bush!

    Lexi: I think I'm getting fitter!
    Nat: How?
    Lexi: Coz normally after running two runs I'd be dead but now I'm just out of breath!

    AJ: (while scoring) Hey Clare, what happened that ball?
    Clare: DOT BALL! Geez woman! Where are your eyes!!?

    Awhina: (after eating mango off a sharp knife) Wouldn't it be funny if the ball came and hit me right as I had the knife in my mouth!

    Awhina: Wouldn't it be funny if I had private batting lessons and bought new gear just to come and fill in! (She went out to bat at 11 and scored 20 runs.. one of few to reach double figures.)

    Clare: It has two rooms.. one has two single beds... the other has one double bed... 3 year old kid, understand? YES!

    <Kara, John and Nat arguing about whether our game in two weeks is in fact a bye>
    Sarah Gags: What a mystery!

    Umpire: No Ball!
    Sarah Gags: CATCH!!!

    Kathryn: Would you rather... be raped or... eat a curtain?

    Fran: She's a ginga with a lisp, she really got the bad end of the gene pool!

    Luce: I wish I had a penis, it'd be like, FUCK YEAH!

    Elinor: Just call it a 'shim'

    Carly: Is that what you look up in your spare time on YouTube? Baby/Reptile/Being Born?

    Jess: Britney shaves her speed bumps again.

    Maria: Jesse McCartney is the lowest of the low.
    Aimee: You're listening to T-Pain, you can't say that!

    Silvia: Ellah... HOW IS THAT FUNNY!?

    SamSam: It's about school if that's any consolation...
    Mrs Gordon: Do I look moved?

    Joe: What's the opposite of pro-life?
    Stella: Pro-death.
    Joe: And what's that in society?
    Stella: The Germans.

    Clare: I have really pretty feet.

    Liv: She's at Girls High, Year 10... but a HOT Year 10!
    Carly: Would you turn gay for her?

    Liv: I'd turn gay for Hayden Panettiere!

    Clare: I thought my bed was eating my socks, I always wake up with one on.

    Juliet: Do, do, do.. this is boring.

    Brooke: I will do it, I just don't have any pants on.

    Clare: I've only brought one shoe today...

    Julia: Oh Kathryn can dish it out but she can't take it!

    AJ: I walked in on Liv getting changed.
    Nicole: Bet you liked that...
    AJ: Liv, uh no thanks!
    Liv: Do you have a dollar?

    Kathryn: Morgan was just asking me if she needs a pap smear.

    Caitlin: I just killed a whole forest and I DONT CARE!

    Mr McCabe: I'M NOT LOSING MY TEMPER!!!

    Speedy There's something annoying in this team... it starts with 'N' and ends with 'AT'. It also starts with 'D' and ends with 'RAMA QUEEN'.

    AJ: Look at Finger Man!
    Sam: You're such a nerd.

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  • Go Box
    luv Go Box

    Y thank you! :D . Wait till you hear the new song coming. .

    Mike

    Go Box

    3 dni temu
  • Go Box
    Go Box

    Yo! Yeah 4 sure go hard! Let us know how it goes :D

    New song very close :P . Just working on finishing the Alison Lake Ep at the moment. I hope you're coming to the show on the 7th!!!

    X

    17 tygodni temu
  • Jenni
    Jenni

    Hey Cuz
    Hmm this page is suspiciously quiet *cricket sounds*
    anyways could you give me/ get Ben to give me uncle Kevin's email address?
    ASAP please =]

    19 tygodni temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    I made a video! The Shakespeare/Back to the future crossover thingy. Only im putting on an accent all the damn time for some reason. I dont even know. And the accent changes a LOT.

    Haha, oh, uhhh... *hides satchel charges*
    dammit.

    Omg you're living on the wild side now AJ!
    Why do you think im such a drunk?! I'll have you know, the only alcohol ive had in a loooong time is like lager shandy which has 0.0000000005% of lager in =P
    Of course partying is fun xD It took you how long to figure that out? =P

    21 tygodni temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    Fuck you and your house!
    I AM BATMAN!
    Whatever, mum just sounds tarded :P Theres no u in mother dammit, why should there be one in mom?

    ...Whats Strictly Ballroom?
    Haha aww =P Im guessing its sad then? ¬_¬ I honestly have no sodding idea.

    Yeah yeah i know, it's cuz we're hardly ever on here anymore o_O its all about the facebook lately.
    So yeah... sweet.

    21 tygodni temu
  • Go Box
    Go Box

    It sure did~!

    22 tygodnie temu
  • Mike L
    Mike L

    Haha thank you :D :D

    Add me on Msn and i shall send it to you :D

    Mikeyspilane@hotmail.com

    22 tygodnie temu
  • Mike L
    Mike L

    Haha yeah it's electro pop!

    22 tygodnie temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    You said aight xD
    I say aight.
    It's pretty wicked.
    Why was it stressful? ):

    Reeeeeally? =(
    I'm damn sure i sent it. Fucking post office.

    Im not a binge drinker!
    However.
    I am going to... three different pubs i think today. Maybe two. ¬_¬
    But i dont binge drink!
    Yeaaah, larrrv you too babyyyyyyyyyyy!

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    Yeah cuz thats just weird =P
    Of course, she never shuts up about you xD
    I always spell it like that! Cuz i say mOm, not mUm. Only retards pronounce it that way.

    Unless you're on about me, of course B-)

    Lmao of course. Running? Errr...
    She called you Hayley! Hahahahaha i know a hayley, and we call her Igor cuz she's a bit.. ahem..
    You always have awkward moments w/ Gassy dont you?
    It's all the sexual tension...

    Haha she wont be pleased if she knows you said that then =P

    Yeaaah, vhy?

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    Welll i could, and then probably run from the law and social services for the rest of my life xD

    ...You don't know what posh is?
    Sweet Jesus.

    Lmaoo excellentt =P Now i know why you love it so much!

    Haha you blatantly are, dont try to deny it xD

    Whatever, no one's hotter than me, and you know it =P

    It's a video game, it's well awesome.
    You should play it, its about gangs and strongholds and shit, it's brilliant.

    I clicked it o_O Ill try it again...

    24 tygodnie temu
  • Laura
    Laura

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

    Hope you're having a wicked awesome day :D
    And that you liked the stuff i sent ya..

    Have a good un

    Love from your binge drinking pommy pal xD
    Love yaaaaaaaaaaa

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
     xxxxxxxxxx

    25 tygodni temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    Haha you are over here now an all. Go you!
    Lmao im already there babe :P
    Just send me some money to get there cuz im so broke its untrue! xD
    And i've bought all your b'day stuff!

    25 tygodni temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    LOL.
    Please dont say that. Thats a scary thought!
    xD
    Not the me being your Loz thing... the mom thing. o.O

    I dont binge drink! I just had fun! I hardly ever get drunk okay :P Im a responsible Pome.

    Lmao yeah, dw about it. I forgot what we were on about in them anyway.

    Oh yeah, sex machine is good then?
    Lol that's good... why mood swings?

    Lol yeah! Theyre like "oh thats so cool! Im so jealous!" and im there like B-) Yes, i am pretty awesome.

    25 tygodni temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    Yeah yeah whatever :P Keep rubbin it in!
    Actually no! A year aaand 2 months :P So suck it!

    how is it posh?! Its British, yeah, but not posh :P Youre just trailer trash aha.

    Cricket's kinda laaaame :P I dont play it that much cuz it makes me fall asleep!


    We just call it summer holidays :P Nothing special.

    Omg you fancy Pixels!
    XD
    Then again, Shaundi from Saints Row 2 is pretty fine.

    Yeaah, ill follow yaaa.

    25 tygodni temu
  • Haylz
    Haylz

    hah i was just trying to be polite aye lol.

    yeah i been alright aye, im heading of on an outward bound course through school in a week which is going to be great aye...

    you play any winter sports??

    Ohk thats right we were playing you in cricket and then it got rained off aye... yeah im at hillmorton always good time ways there lol

    25 tygodni temu
  • Haylz
    Haylz

    what skool you at again?

    28 tygodni temu
  • Haylz
    Haylz

    yeah i do and yeah i do but yea just mates now which is cool aye...
    How you been?? I remember you having a really cool style of batting lol

    28 tygodni temu
  • Woman
    Woman

    upload that mu' fuckin' video, homie

    29 tygodni temu
  • Laura
    luv Laura

    Haha. A celeb of NZ is my other half on bebo!
    WOOOOO!
    Does that make me half famous?
    Third?
    Quarter?
    None?

    THEY RIGGED IT!
    Ommm.
    Sue them!!
    For all they have, xD

    Haha well, congratulations for oozing awesomeness on TV ;P Thats a whole new level.

    AJ Benjamin = MADE OF AWESOME.

    29 tygodni temu