Man asking for a strand of cescas blonde hair
Leader saying me nd jordan r the most mature….....
Kid with the peg on his face
leader--- “no sleepin around girls, ul get aids”
The condensed milk obscession
The cinema volume being painfully loud
cass “it feels like were on fatcamp”
Discovering top deck
Me nd jordan not fiting 4 a change
Us all getting sick in alphabetical order
50 cent lookalike
dancing with george and the prostitutes
Jordans afro after she took out her braids
Me nd jordan always getin up last inda morning
school kids calin alix---“alix d balox”
laura----“wat u tink dis is a nytclub”
Finding out we were insured for 500 milion
Laura groaning in her sex dreams
Seeing the milkyway inda sky
2 euro buying u- 2 bars, pack of bicys, crisps, coke, sweets
laura and her many nosebleeds
Cesca being searchd inda airport , her fear of tickles
Our girlfrend Heidi in the supermarket advising us onda best sausages
Girls hiting on jordan thinking shes a boy
Creine being constantly horny (dj storys)
2 dolars a day per person on food
bus driver called cass
“ur ass makes me homesick”
laura having no voice
vulti minamin
randomers giving us there adresses on a daily basis
the african way of holding hands wit u while talking
efa-- “hu stole my wipes” cesca--“I didn’t but if I did, I wudnt tel u”
vice leader ----“there wil b no leader lust”
not being allowed 2 bring r bags in2 supermarkets
not leaving the tent open because of hyenas
checking shoes every morning for scorpions
creine getting all r names mixd up
insurance covering me nd cescas sicky days, all we can eat 4 free
boy threatening me nd cesca wit d slingshot
the brothels
100 hrs all 2gethr spent on buses
r many journeys in the open bak truck
hot english guy at city camp
creine hitting r tent in middle of nyt
insect repelant going in ppls eyes
us being the first team 2 not hav bags mising on arival
falin asleep 2 the music of the local disco in city camp at nyt
dodgy taxis
the desert being freezing at nyt- 10 layers
laura 2 barman-- “play luv in dis club nd il make luv in ur club”
our rape alarms
r vivid nitemares each nyt tanx 2 the malaria tablets
jordan----“nacho cheese”
school boy asking us---“wat tribe u frum in ireland”
not being allowed show r thighs (big struggle 4 jordan)
creine--- “I want a golden egg daddy”
roide the bus driver (the ride)
leader telin us bout an ex challenger riding a barman nd getin hiv on expedition
r principles crazy rules (no sex,drink r drugs) and dana emailing her, adressing her as “babs”
the baboon ataking cesca in victoria falls 4 her apple
me nd cesca not bein abl 2 walk for 3 days without nearly fainting
joking about zimbabwey on bus, only 2 find out, there was 1 siting ryt next 2 us
goin away thinkin every1 wud b without smokes nd drink 4 a month, nd it turns out wer allowed do both
r “detox” month turning in2 a chocolate diet
me nd dana bein the only ones 2 finish the famous rice dinner
the “dares” plan 4 the airport
being warned bout the lions, snakes nd killer spiders dat cud go near r tents inda desert
mckensy turning out 2 b calld wkensy
tribal men showing us how 2 make hash tings
not alowed buy water melons cuz dey r injected wit dirty water
goin frum drinkin no water at home 2, bein made drink 3 litres a day
edible tree seeds inda desert
creine----“there goes the batrys”
the debate whether it’s a “lie on “ or “lie in”
the plane lights going off as we pass over war ground
the spanish students takin over rathdown on build up day
the plane bein freezing on way over
me,jordan, stef sharing a tent
cass getin drunk off 4 glases of wine
creine ---“I luv dancin wit boys nd grindin in der crotch”
cass apologises 2 jordan, never thought id see the day
laura--- “iv got heel crack repair cream”
dominoes bill being 129 euro b4 we left home-last supper
lightning hiting r plane
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253 things to do in class when you are bored in school!!!!!!
Type: Just for Fun - Inside Jokes
Description: You know how boring school is!!!

so i found out some things to do in class when you are really, REALLY bored.

Speak in improper English like ain’t, and when the teacher corrects, nod like you understand and continue to speak improperly.
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Randomly get out of your seat and sit on the floor.
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When it is very quiet, raise your hand and insist it is too loud.
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If the person next to you is quiet, turn and inform them that they are distracting you.
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When the teacher calls on you to answer the question, answer `Two ’
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Randomly raise your hand and say “The answer is three ”
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Give your teacher a note that uses improper English and misspelled words. Have the note insisting that you are `the most bestest’ in the class and demand to be moved up.
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During a test, tell the teachers `the voices’ are making you cheat
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Color red dots all over your arm and show the teacher, and tell her/him that you are allergic to School.
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Talk about the road kill squirrel you saw on your way to school. Say that it is your dinner. Talk in a redneck voice.
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Take out sock puppets and play with them, and occasionally have them grab your classmate’s hair. When the teacher looks, keep the sock on your hand and point to your classmate and tell the teacher that the classmate is attacking you with puppets
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If your teacher walks around the room during the test, cover your test and glare at them suspiciously.
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If your teacher walks around the room during a test, raise your hand and tell the teacher that they are cheating off you.
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When the teacher calls on you to answer a question, talk in a creepy voice and say `I’ll never tell’ and a few questions later raise your hand and ask why you haven’t been allowed to answer a question yet.
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Ask to go to the bathroom. Stay in your seat, and when asked if you are going, say `I just did’
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Raise your hand and point to a person on the other side of the room. Insist that that person is cheating off you.
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Say that someone across the room is using their telepathic (mind-reading) abilities to cheat off of you.
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Ask to go to the bathroom. Get up and walk into the wall. Furrow your brow, glare at the wall and walk into it again. Smile sheepishly and then walk out the door.
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When coming back from bathroom, walk through the door. Then ask how you got there.
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Raise your hand and ask if you can be excused to skip class.
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Meow and bark occasionally.
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Hold your head and groan, then tell your teacher that your multiple personalities are fighting.
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Walk into class and look around confused. Ask where you are, then say “Oh, this is school I thought this was McDonalds
24.
Read a book, and when class starts, raise your hand and say that they are interrupting your reading
25.
Stumble into class, slur your words and tell your teacher `I swear to drunk I’m not God ’
26.
Bring handcuffs into class and wear a plastic fake police badge. Tell your teacher that he/she is under arrest.
27.
Walk into class with handcuffs on your wrist and say “Sorry for being late, I just broke out of prison.” (even if you aren’t late)
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Meow to answer a question
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Raise your hand and introduce everyone to your imaginary friend Bob. Then loudly whisper to Bob saying that you hate this class.
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Chew gum in class. If teacher says `I hope you brought enough for everybody’ take out packs of gum and start passing out gum.
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Smack gum loudly. When told to throw it out, take out the gum and hold in on your finger. Then insist you don’t have any gum, and put it back in your mouth.
32.
Stand up and introduce yourself at the beginning of class (even though everyone knows you). Inform everyone that you have had `the problem’ for three years now. T

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.