WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH.....
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD &
WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!"
IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT
AND HONESTLYBELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR WHICH WE'RE EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY, PICK IT UP AND CARRY ON EATING IT.

6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS
BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US

9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING OR
DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT..."

15. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

16. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

17. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

18. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN ON THE TIME WE''RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

19. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT

1. First name: Kara
2. Middle name: Dnt have one
3. Last name: Sissons
4. Age: 18
5. Sex: Female
6. Nationality: Scottish
7. Lives: Perth
8. Wuu2?: Doing this shitty thing
9. Occupation: Tesco
10. MSN: karawozere@hotmail.com

-APPEARANCE-
11. Eye colour: Blue
12. Hair colour: Brown
13. Height: 5ft sumthin
15. Skin colour: White(Tanned)
16. Tattoos: On my ankle
17. Piercings: Ears n belly button
18. Braces: Yeh
19. Glasses: Yeh dnt wear them tho
20. Contacts: Nope

-STYLE-
21. Clothing labels: Anything Wi a designer Name on it
22. Shoe brands: Anything That looks smart
23. Accessories: ipods n phones
24. Does cost matter: Nope never
25. Is appearance more important than comfort: Yeah

-FAVOURITES-
26. Colour: Blue
27. Number: 3
28. Song: think about the way
29. Band/Artist: Dnt have one
30. TV Show: eastenders
31. Movie: 2 fast 2 furious/football factory
32. Actress: cameron diaz
33. Actor: Danny Dyer
34. Cartoon character: daffy Duck
35. Book: A Child Called It
36. Magazine: More
37. Place: Bed
38. Food: Mac Ds
39. Drink: Vodka
40. Fruit: Melon

-RIGHT NOW-
41. What time is it: 16.56
42. How many contacts do you have online: 23
43. What song is playing: Think about the way - FRISCO VS ICE MC
44. What other websites do you have open: ebay
45. Who’s in the room with you: Nobody
46. What are you wearing: Clothes
47. What are you thinking about: Food
48. Do you hate anyone: Yeah
49. Do you miss anyone: Yeh

-FIRST & LAST-
50. Last shower: this mornin
52. First word: mum
53. Last drink: Diet coke
55. Last person who called/messaged you: Corinne
56. First crush: no comment
57. Last email you received: fuck knows

-BEST & WORST-
58. Best friends: Ash n Cor
60. Best party: Mine
61. Worst movie: Crash
62. Best memory: small children cud be readin this lol
63. Worst day you had: this mornin - dyer hangover

-GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND-
64. Are you gay or straight: Straight
65. Turn ons: Men
66. Turn offs: minks
67. First thing that attracts you to someone: smile n stunnin gd looks
68. Personality over looks or looks over personality: both
70. Hugs or kisses: Kisses
72. Where would you take your date: anywhere he wanted 2 go
73. Describe your dream man: Blonde Hair Blue eyes very toned
74. Have you ever been in love: Briefly

-FIRST WORD THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD-
75. Jesus: Christ
76. Pistachio: nut
77. Slut: no comment
78. Black: racist
79. Vodka: Diet coke
80. Zimbabwe: poor ppl

-WHICH IS BETTER-
81. Coke or Pepsi : Coke
82. White or Dark: White
83. Preps or Punks: ??
84. Beach or Malls: Beach
85. Surfing or Skateboarding: Surfing
86. Beyonce or JLO: JLo
87. Yahoo or Google: Google
88. Bad breath or Body Odour: none
89. Being 16 or being 21: 21
90. Being obese or being anorexic: =none, every1 wants 2 be like me lol


-SOME RANDOM QUESTIONS-
91. What are you going to name your kids: Caitlin if its a girl, josh 4 a boy
92. Who are you crushing over: Its a secret
93. What shampoo do you use: tresemme
94. How many contacts do you have on your list: cant b arsed countin
95. Do u have an innie or an outie?: Innie
96. Would you eva cheat on a sum1: nope
97. Do you drink/smoke/take drugs: Drink n smoke dnt do drugs
98. Where do you want to be right now: Abroad
99. If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?: B rich, happy able 2 drive (legally)
100. What do you want for christmas: a car