Jesse Jones
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männlich,
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- von South of France during the winter, Auckland every other day
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- Mitglied seit: July 2005
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- I hardly use bebo anymore, dont worry, I still love you bebo lol
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- RIP
- Michael Jackson, drinking in the car wont the same without you.
- I watch....
- The classic horror movies from when i was little, nightmare on elm st, friday the 13th(anyone remember stephen kings 'the IT"...LOL)...etc.etc, Documentaries about space, star trek voyager THE SIMPSONS, SPONGE BOB, lord of the rings trilogy, matrix trilogy, tarantino, speilberg...hmm...foreign films like malena and cinema paradiso
- When I was little.....
- ....I wanted to be an astronaut (dreams are for free lol) so when they said reach for the stars, i wanted to do so....literally
- I LIKE...
- ASTRONOMY! Dinosaurs, Harry Potter books, Wilbur Smith's River God, Playstation 3, hanging at the beach with friends (when we do go) Cristiano Ronaldo, Dita Von Teese ... she's cool and platinum chanel cologne, i also like the look of the ferarri enzo, Oompa Loompas, the smell of hairspray
So yeah....hmm...im sorta like a geek - DISLIKES
- Koala bears, J-lo as an actress AND a singer, Britney Spears as an actress, catching the bus, homeless people, smelly people
- Cant live without...
- My Phone, My Ipod, My D&G sunglasses
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Es tut uns leid, aber dieses Modul ist aus wartungstechnischen Gründen vorübergehend nicht verfügbar.
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Puni says her dress is purple, i say its blue....what colour is it?
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The dress is purple!
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The dress is blue!
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The dress is pink
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The dress is purple!
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Which group is the most laughable?
- The Deviators
- The Missionaries
- The Regulators
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Do you think i'm an alcoholic?
- Yes
- No
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Dodgy lecturer at Uni
I'm on my break.....not at uni at the moment, but ummm....this random professor guy (wont name him even though i should) started sending all this bullshit, thought id share it with you all.
The EMAIL exchange went like this:
Professor: "Hey dude, what science are you majoring in at Auckland Uni?"
(I dont reply)
Professor: "Dude I AM a scientist. Don't be an anal retard, just answer the question!"
Me: "anal retard??......hahahaha"
Professor: "Come on matey. Stop acting like an immature little boy. Are you proud at what you're doing at Uni or not? It's a simple question requiring a simple answer. What are you majoring in? What do you think I'm asking you? for sex? (Jesus! rolls my eyes)"
Me: "Im just not going to answer you, your emails are very entertaining, lol"
Professor: "Silly silly little boy. Well you better hope you don't cross my path at Uni, I'll dock you a grade sweetheart, becuase you need to grow the fuck up, and fast. Idiot. Thank God the University has restricted entry now, hopefully it'll keep the moron's like you out of the joint."
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RUMOUR DISPELLED: NIKS UGLY BOYFRIEND
THE RUMOUR SPREAD BY THAT SHREK (Nik's boyfriend, aka Francis): I tried to hook up with nik's boyfriend Francis at Sam's 21st party. I apparently felt him up then he punched me and said he wasnt interested. All happening at the back of Sam's house (where the party was, even though i was with treza the whole time...lol)
THE TRUTH: I dont even know who the fuck Francis is, Ive seen him around uni with Nik and i think he's sooo painful to look at (Nik, how do you do it?) And yes i saw him at the party, but i did'nt even say a word to him, he did'nt even say a word to me (because we dont know each other) And im sure everyone there would back me up when i say i was nowhere near that mutt the entire time.
I dont have that thugly c*nts number so i sent this text to nik: "Um y is ur ugly bf spreading al dis shit about me" - I did'nt get a reply.
It's funny because everyone *names suppressed* i've text said they did'nt believe it anyway, and knew it obviously was'nt true, so, If most people dont believe him, then why should i be worried?......I dont know!, I just am!
That Francis guy just does'nt get it, I would never in a million years be interested in an ape like him, and its insulting that he thinks people would believe that. Out of all the times he had the opportunity to come up to me and tell me things himself, he chose to be SILENT, So yeah Francis, keep it in your dreams please, I dont think your hot, you'l never be hot, and i'll never be into you. And i hope you grow some balls to come up to me next time and explain to me why your such a saane.
P.S: feel free to leave some hateful comments.11 Kommentare 754 Tage
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While your wasting time on bebo, you could help make the world a better place with a simple "click"
I was just browsing the web, and i came across these charity websites that you can donate to "for free", you dont pay any money or anything,the sponsors do, all you do is click on what organisation you feel the most sorry for (lol), and they get given money by the number of clicks they collect, so the more clicks they get, the more money they receive. Your only given one click a day, so use your click wisely.
http://www.care2.com/
http://www.thehungersite.com/clickTo...
ok, get clicking
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| Name : | Jesse Jones | |
| Nick Name : | Depending on who you are, youll have a name for me | |
| Birthdate : | 7th April 1987 | |
| Birthplace: | Auckland, New Zealand | |
| Current Location: | Auckland, New Zealand | |
| Eye Color: | Brown | |
| Hair Color: | Dark Brown | |
| Height: | 5"10 | |
| Weight: | 75kg | |
| Piercings: | no | |
| Tatoos: | no | |
| Boyfriend/Girlfriend: | no | |
| Vehicle: | no | |
| Overused Phrase: | ...yeah....whatever | |
| FAVORITES | ||
| Food: | hot chips, snickers bars | |
| Pub/Disc/Restaurant: | pubs are for old men, dont do discos, restaurant i most freq | |
| Candy: | Chocolate | |
| Number: | 33....dont ask | |
| Color: | Blue | |
| Animal: | I love dogs | |
| Drink: | Water, Lift.... | |
| Body Part on Opposite sex: | Dont really notice the opposite sex | |
| Perfume: | Platinum chanel cologne | |
| TV Show: | Nip/Tuck | |
| Music Album: | .....who knows? | |
| Movie: | Too many to list here, but i hate Jennifer Lopez movies | |
| Actor/Actress: | Morgan Freeman/Drew Barrymore | |
| This or That | ||
| Pepsi or Coke: | Coke | |
| McDonalds or BurgerKing: | McDonalds | |
| Chocolate or Vanilla | Chocolate | |
| Hot Chocolate or Coffee: | Milo | |
| Kiss or Hug: | Both | |
| Dog or Cat: | Dog | |
| Rap or Punk: | Rap | |
| Summer or Winter: | Summer | |
| Scary Movies or Funny Movies: | Scary movies | |
| Love or Money: | Both are intertwined, you need both to survive | |
| YOUR... | ||
| Bedtime: | 11ish | |
| Most Missed Memory: | Christmas when i was little, when nana and grandpa were aliv | |
| Best phyiscal feature: | im too modest to answer this | |
| First Thought Waking Up: | what's the time!? | |
| Ambition: | To be succesful in whatever career i choose and to be able t | |
| Best Friends: | Thereza, Sina, Scabbie.....urgh you all know who you are | |
| Weakness: | Procrastination, Budgeting, Impulse buying | |
| Fears: | One day having to live under a bridge wearing this ugly leat | |
| Longest relationship: | 1 month | |
| HAVE YOU... | ||
| Cheated Your Partner: | Yes | |
| Ever been beaten up: | Mentally...yes, by my mum, physically yes, by my dad...lol, | |
| Ever beaten someone up: | no | |
| Ever Shoplifted: | no, has crossed my mind a few times tho | |
| Ever Skinny Dipped: | no | |
| Ever Kissed Opposite sex: | only when i say goodbye | |
| Been Dumped Lately: | never! | |
| IN A GUY/GAL | ||
| Favorite Eye Color: | all nice, if the eye is pretty, even better if the face is p | |
| Favorite Hair Color: | prefer guys with dark hair | |
| Short or Long: | short or long what???! | |
| Height: | taller than me, always, but ive liked some shorter | |
| Style: | someone who has their own style, clean too, | |
| Looks or Personality: | It has to be both | |
| Hot or Cute | Its the same thing! ill choose goodlooking over ugly anyday | |
| Muscular or Really Skinny: | sorta in between, not too skinny, also not too muscly like a | |
| RANDOMS | ||
| What country do you want to Visit: | Denmark, Italy, Egypt...all over Europe, South America, Braz | |
| How do you want to Die: | Saving all the little kids in the concentration camp during | |
| Been to the Mall Lately: | Yeah, yesterday | |
| Get along with your Parents: | Yes ;) | |
| Health Freak: | Only when i want to be | |
| Do you think your Attractive: | Sometimes......Sometimes not | |
| Believe in Yourself: | Always | |
| Want to go to College: | Yes | |
| Do you Smoke: | Only when i drink | |
| Do you Drink: | Only when i smoke | |
| Shower Daily: | Yes | |
| Been in Love: | No | |
| Do you Sing: | When im drunk, and when im by myself | |
| Want to get Married: | Maybe....actually.....no | |
| Do you want Children: | ...Maybe one day | |
| Age you wanna lose your Virginity: | 100 | |
| Hate anyone: | I forgive all my enemies...eventually, i dont hate anyone | |
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My result is: strangelled and burned. 25th december
you have just come out of a christmas party and a block comes over and chats you up. you go to his place. not even knowing his name. you think he is a nice guy and he looks it two. he is really nice when you get to his place at first. but the house is in a dodgy area and theres nothing in the house. but still you carry on. but then his hands go around your neck. he is strangelling you. you get knocked out but see his face in your head. he pours petrel all over you and gets a match stick. he sets a light to you. you are left there to die.
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John Surman2 Wochen heri am good amn where are you add me on msn johnsurman@hotmail.com
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John Surman2 Wochen her
hey man how are you
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3 Wochen her
Tom Carlyle
Ah hah!
Ermm.. horror movies wise. You should check out Let the Right One In.
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S W A G3 Wochen herDid you mean a movie? haha
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haha how could i miss u ay ! Names anthony! Im good good ay bord and tired but yeah good! Wat u up 2?
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intense pic. lve it. hehe
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John Hugo4 Wochen her
hey bbe, wanna swap some pics?
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Baby Love5 Wochen herhey boo how are you longtym no here from you
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Andrew Mac Lamh14 Wochen herhi ya hows you keeping ??
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Justin-Natz
omg!!!!!! jessie......how are you man???thanx so much for the add how are you man???aww miss you aye long time longtime.what you been up to these days?wow your still at uni?thats awesome..do you see aggie much?hit the clubs?aww we soooo need to catch up...i live in waitakere now wit ma lil fams,partners nuiaen and i have a lil son named alistair hes 1 1/2 now aye.lil rascle lol.
get back to meh k.gota catch up..
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Nikki Jones
EAH!!!!! jesse u egg!!!
it duz delete d hearts if u delete d comments!!!!!!
i just lost 2 hearts lolz.....SHIT!!!!!!
neways yeah! u wur suppose to call me bak bro!!!!!
gosh i wanna kno d dilli-O lmao!
hahahahaha..
HEART YU!!!
now give me 1 bk
heres a pikk ov yur godson!!!
EWW u dont even hava album ov him!
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Kristian Schmidt21 Wochen herUgh, I said I'll return the one I have. When the f.ck am I gonna see it? And how in the f.ck do I look like Michael Jackson in what picture? Slag.
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Kristian Schmidt21 Wochen her
Ok bitch, I know you haven't forgotten about my motherf.cken tshirt.
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Kronik21 Wochen her
nevamind playa hehe
hay jesse-monty bored so fort i'd draw u a sad lil abo man...haha hez sad coz he hurd u singing in da car
datz riteeeee I CAN SING BETTA DEN U 
*has da dream again...standing ovation...like omg i didn't kno she cud sing 
... da mayunzzz hehe...toodle my poodle...
Lil Mz. Bowflex 0 Antwortenoh eww it looks funny when it's small!! sorry jessica, it wuz okay when it wuz big ummm um i love you! that make it better??
see whut i do for you?? this the first tym i been on in lyk, 5 daez & i've spent all mi tym on your page hahaha now i'm sleepy *yawn* XX next tym i draw on your page it...
Ashlea Corleone 1 Antwort