Jump me baby
Liz

Talk to my bladder
Liz (6 girls in a small apartment with one loo!!)

How long do your minutes last?!
Liz (getting confused by american phones)

She doesnt mind if you're asleep or awake....but she prefers if youre awake
Marian (about liz)

Face the wrath of my pits
Marian

Ow! that was my crotch!
Karen (to liz)

How do you know the girl in the Office is called Pam?!
Liz

Its my day off tomorrow and i want to get fucked!!
Aifric to everyone outside 7 seas! (innocently meaning she just wanted to get drunk!!)

What are you doing down there?! the bed's moving!!
Sarah (to Liz)

There's a ghost...thats stealing my shoes and bras!
Liz

If i was a can.....
Aifric (having difficulties opening a can!)

Everythings better in the dark!
Liz

Liz- I want to burp like Aifric and Marian
Marian- Liz that takes years of practice

Marian- this beer is making me a man
Liz- you are a man Marvin

Sarah- I was sucking hard.....on my soother!!
Liz- suck me like a lolipop
an hour later
Liz- where's karen?! Down Yohann's pants?!

I never had a Russian
me

Yohann i want Jizz on my shorts
Aifric

Lets stop thinking...it hurts!
Liz

Me- Where are my nuts?!?!
....i want my nuts!!!
....I need my nuts
Aifric- TJ did you take Rachel's nuts?!

You sprayed John Paul in my mouth.....John Paul doesnt taste nice
Aifric (to me)

Liz (going to make microwave popcorn) how do with make this without a microwave?!
(after over a month living in an appartment...with a microwave!)

Can i try on your Mount and Do me's?!
Aifric (to liz)

yeah me and marian kiss all the time
Liz

Stairs are in a lot of places....barns arent!!
marian

You’re a ten
Trish to hot Aussie (Michael)

You can't stalk someone properly if you’re laughing
Words of wisdom form Karen!

Bonerman doing it like a bear all night long in the streets of Vienna
Karen and Trish’s brilliant attempts at song writing

You’re just to busy scoring yourself
Claire to me!

Spiderprague, Spiderprague
Karen and Claire

My Turkish grandfather fought a war in Ireland
Randomer trying to chat up Liz

Randy Rachel lost her knickers
Laura

Your man over there is coming on to you with a leaf
Sarah

OMG they have sheep here
Laura on a train through Germany!

I'm gona go and baby wipe myself
Sarah

Joke: girl (getting chatted up in a bar): I'm on my menstrual cycle
Boy: ok I’ll follow you home on the scooter
Niamh- I don’t get it!

Why does he call himself Rory?!
Maybe coz that’s his name Laura!

Karen’s star sign: adopt a pet
Karen- Niamh you’ll do!

This food is hurting me
Emma

He’s got white stuff on his boner
Laura

He could have been poking me with a stick and I wouldn’t have noticed- Trish
He was- Karen

It’s a 15 minute walk, I don’t know if Doris and Betty are up to that
Niamh

Who ever thought of trains like?
Laura in a really thoughtful, pensive voice, staring out the train window

What was that? -Niamh
Some sort of horny thing- Sarah
On the train to Krakow

Do you know the way people dress up as Frankenstein for Christmas?
Laura

This isn’t because I'm shit this is because your mouth is shit
Laura (popcorn game!)

I went down here for you
Laura (also popcorn game)

Its 3.98 but I round it up to 5
Laura

I always over underwear myself
Laura

Why is my pillow singing?
Niamh (her fone was in her pillow!)

You don’t want to be on top of a stranger
Trish

Trish- I'm like a battered child
Sarah- you came back with child?!?

I was trying to find my underwear
Liz after about 5 minutes in the toilet

Hello, I'm Trisha, I'm an alcoholic, and I eat manky food in the streets of Europe
Trish sums up the holiday!

Heading into the salt mines
Oh we’re not going up, I thought it would be up
Trish

We are the drunken sweaty Bettys!

Trish take one of me in my towel
Niamh

I’ve always wanted to be with a redhead
Shane to Karen

Where did you purchase that pen?
Liz to a ticket inspector at about 4 a.m. on the night train

If I found a peanut in my bed in the middle of the night I’d probably eat it
Karen

I'm so confused….was I always in this bed?!
Niamh

Rashers!!!
Trish

Did you violate your ticket?
Sarah

I’d love to be an orang-utan
Trish

The orang-utan is doing a Tom
Rachel (he had his knickers on his head!)

There’s a stimulator here
Sarah in the amusement park in Budapest

I was fingering the bloody man….on the postcard
Liz

Its official it’s a stupid fake magnet
Niamh

Are you horny?! –randomer in wombats to Niamh
No, I'm not Holly- Niamh

Who’s fone keeps beeping- its been going off for an hour…oh wait that’s mine
Sarah

He groped my boob first
Sarah

He was giving me more in the playground
Sarah

Oh I got wood in my handbag
Sarah

Aren’t Tucs healthy?!
Niamh

Its crotch Milka
Karen

My bed is open to visitors
Sarah

Karen did a double Trish
Rachel

Oh looks it’s the dog from the durex ads
That would be the dulux ads Niamh!

This thing is going to poke me in the crotch all night
Karen

There’s this rod that was poking me u the ass earlier
Sarah

You might wake up with me on top of you
Niamh starts coming onto Karen

You might find me in your bed tonight
Karen then starts coming onto Sarah!

Liz- I'm going for a walk, see you in a bit
Liz that’s the balcony!

But chameleon sex isn’t interesting
Karen

I wonder can you get a well hung…gorilla
Karen

Beastialficus…is it a word?!?
Niamh

You would get showered in it…a ten foot penis thingy coming at you
Niamh

Rachel - if i call home from here does it cost the same??

Liz - sure just piss yourself!!!

Liz - Knock knock....can i've a marshmallow....i want the gay one!!!

Rachel - Mummy Bollock

Karen, Rachel, Roz & Sarah - Where's Liz and Cathy?

Rachel - we can have pillow talk

Rachel - im just having a blonde day

Roz - you less-bosses

Karen - ur man was getting towels....oh no wait thats a woman

Cathy - it's for Japanese ppl it doesn't count
(Thats not a racist comment we swear it just sounds that way!!!!)

Liz - You wud get raped wearing something like that

Karen - don't look now
Roz - mmmm yeah naked Karen
Sarah - where's the camera?

Roz - it was a metaphorical pinch

Roz - ill probably score that picture later (naked rog pic)

Roz - what did u bring a shoe to get sick in?

Roz - i am the emblem of society......sobriety!!!

Rachel - i dont mind going on top if i have to

Karen - do this like a horse

Cathy - don't forget your bollock!!

Karen - who lost their bollock?????

Roz - it looks like me giving head to a bread roll!!!

Sarah - dya want me to bend over?? (while wearing a short skirt)

Sarah - i just want some meat!!!

Rachel - Queen Whore
Karen - Whore of Honour
Sarah - Whore in Training

Galway Taxi Driver - You're on the ball early this morning!!

Karen - ppl can drip dry
Liz - just shake

Roz - dont get too excited, they'd honk at a cat

Karen - Did you wash ur hands?? (to Sarah)
Roz - Did you wash ur mouth?? (to Karen)

Cathy - i think im going to keep my bollock 4ever and pin it up on the wall

Karen - who is tickling my ass?!?!?!!
Cathy - Sorry!!!

Sarah - Roz...Roz... Roz...POKE HER!!!!!!!