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......England - Jamaica Yezzzzer!!

ENG: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl.
JAM: Gal yuh noh dead yet?
ENG: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again.
JAM: Lawd Gad current lack aff again to rahtid.
ENG: This meal is not too bad.
JAM: Di food can eat.
ENG: Where did you buy that awful Bracelet Cindy?
JAM: A weh yuh buy dat deh big ole ugly bangle deh misis?
ENG: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof.
JAM: Hey dutty puss come aff a di house tap before a buss yuh**?@!
ENG: I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu.
JAM: Lawd gad obeah tek up Suzie!
ENG: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate!
JAM: Lawd mi gad, mi bruk up mama stoosh crackry
ENG: aren't those pants a bit short?
JAM: you did a expect flood or yuh tek yuh measurment inna wata?
ENG: Lift up the hood of the car for me John.
JAM: Hey my yute, fly di bonett rasta!
ENG: It's time for a Perm.
JAM: Gal yuh head waan Cream, yuh noh si how it tough?
ENG: Yuck!! This is nasty.
JAM: Kiss mi neck back!! What a sinting tase bad an
ENG: I wish you would close your mouth.
JAM: yuh mout come in like when grip cyaan shut.
JAM: Him dont have no broughtupsi!
ENG: perspiration odour
JAM: him smell green
ENG: poached (boiled) chicken
JAM: dat deh sinting nuh start cook yet
ENG: oh, dear
JAM:ee-eeeee

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(((10 Rules of how i see Bebo nowadayz))) Yezzzer!

[one]
If you're ugly,
stop acting like you don't know it.
The captions under you picture that says
"top model pose"
"sexy bitch"
"arnt i hot"
doesn't convince anyone.


[two]
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends.
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


[three]
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.


[four]
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win,
you're still retarded.


[five]
Making 20 bulletins a day
about how you have new pictures
and begging people to comment on them is pathetic.
Make the bulletin once if you have to,
and those who actually care about you
will comment on your pics.


[six]
If all your pictures look the same,
don't post them all.
Please put some variety in your pics.
Nobody wants to see your face
8 different ways.


[seven]
Who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend;
that's what's up!


[eight]
Little Year 6s who have bebos
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.!!!


[nine]
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true bebo Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


[ten]
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
(if they have them).

thanks for reading (((Exclusive-kid)))

yezzer!