My Mum -
My Dad -
My Brother -
My Sister- נυℓєѕ
My Babi Sister -
My Big Sister -
My Evil Twin -
My Wife -
my husband - кєєρєя
My Sugar Plum-
My Uncle -
My Auntie -
My Super Kl Cousin -
My Grandma-
My grandad!-
My Brother-In-Law -
My Sister-In-LAw - кαяєη
My Best Friend -кαяєη
My Boy Friend -
My Girl Friend -
My Best Guy -
My Bit On The Side -
My Person Im Cheetin Wid -
My Angel -
My Devil - кєєρєя
My best bebo buddy-
My Lil Baby Boy -
My Lil Baby Girl -
My Eyebrow Lolz-
My Drinking Partner -
My Guardian angel - נυℓєѕ
My Personal Drinks Maker -
My Fairy God Mother -
My Fairy God Father -
My Pet Dog -
My Pet Monkey - ρσкємση тяαιηєя
My Most Huggable Person-
My God Mother -
My God Father -
My Beautiful Flatmate -
My Biatch -
My Hot Admirer -
My Super Cool Person - ρσкємση тяαιηєя
My Class Mate -
My Crazy Mate -
My Secret Lover -
My Body Gaurd -
My Hottie -

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Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."

The blonde shouts, "fire!!"

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. “Why?” my daughter asked.

“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.”

I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.”

“Exactly” I replied back with a big smile on my face.