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arite son ill b up early november...get ma pint ready...

P.s My birthday is August 9th so you don't have to worry about that in the immediate future

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Holiday was incredible, boy ... seriously the most beautiful place I have ever been! Mind you, I haven't been to that many places. It would be a great island to go to with friends for a long weekend! Will tell you all about it when I see you next.

I hate facebook and bebo too, but I'm too nosey to give the bastardin' things up.

Was there a reason for you hardly sleeping? That's rubbish when you have to work nights Poor thing! But think of how amazing it will be when your shift finishes and you can crawl home to bed xxx

Lordy I'm not sure, but yeah I think you must've just had your birthday when we met up. Auch well, I'll try and be in better time next year!

How're you doing love? X factor tonight! I just added you on Facebook

Ramble ramble ... xxx

Argh, has it been your birthday in my absence? xxx

Something exciting happens tommorrow. X x

thot id stop by and give u some love! x x

Tuesday club ... meep meep! xxx

For such a hilarious and pleasant evening, have a big red throbber and use it sparingly!

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Aww no i'm sorry lovely, we have just done a four hour walk and are away to have tea then go out to play badminton. This is the new sort-your-lifestyle-out-and-get-fit Dibs! If you give me advance warning of a day or two then we can arrange tea I'm out on Mon and Weds after work for badminton so those are no good. I'm in Aberdeen next weekend tho Or could do maybe Tues or Thurs evening.

It will be swell whenever we do manage it =]

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Tea ... come for tea come for tea!

What a beautiful person you are, Ian Law. Try yours out for size

I always wish we were little 'uns again. I will never ever forget the memories. My face was so smashed up when we drove into that tree ... and the time we got stuck at Jamie's road end (I think it was there?) and I used the power of my mind to get us moving again ... hahahaha! I have a vague recollection of me and you kanoodling at one point in the past too although I think there was a lot of alcohol involved. Maybe I made that up in my head. Tearaways, that's what we were. Pesky kids!

The Corrs are the best meat in town, didn't you know? Haven't you heard the local farmers talking? Hahahaha! I'm kidding. Jill is the WORST by the way! Audrey Hepburn, I almost peed myself!

Yes please do come for some home bakes and beer, just give me advance warning of a day so I can prepare the finest goods It will be my pleasure xxx

P.s I am honoured to be at the bottom of your friend/shit list No I know that sounded sarcastic but seriously, I am. Lets see if I can work my way up the ranks. I have waited years for this day. And how appropriate that you put me right beside Jamie... hahaha. Oh Ian, how I miss you! xxx

You're brave having relations with anyone from the toul! I hear the Corr girls are the worst ...

Was there any special occasion? You been back through in the deen of late?

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